THE ADVENTURES OF ASMONDENA 63 by Hamlet ASMONDENA PREPARES TO THRASH HER SLAVEANT MERCILESSLY BEFORE SETTING OFF ON HER NEW MISSION Asmondena lay in the scalding hot bath so relieved that Her tension was over for the day and that She could at last take some time off from beating torturing and killing .These were activities She totally excelled in, as probably the world's most renowned Crime Fighter. To anyone else but a powerful Norse Woman the water would have burnt them alive and taken off all their skin .Yet She was not like any other human being, a mere mortal. She was a mighty powerful Norse Woman and the sheer physical power meant that She could not be affected by such small concerns as scalding hot water, She after all belonged to the strongest race of people in the world the Norse Women who now were the dominant sex in the world's Superpower and Matriarchy Norseland. As a Norse Woman She had contempt for everyone else in the word, except the Norse Men of course, the second strongest race of people in the world, with Their lovely rippling muscles and massive members! The bath had been prepared by Her new Chinese slaveant Li who had to be taught in no uncertain terms that Asmondena was the Boss and she had to obey Her or else! She had warned her in no uncertain terms that if the water was not actually scalding She was prepared to shove her head into it and burn all her skin off if necessary! These Chinese in Guangzhou had to be made to learn that the Norselanders were their new Mistresses and Masters. As She watched the steam rise and as She wallowed in the water, She realised she had a full day of activity the next day. She first of all had to deal with the ex Mayor Zhang Her enemy by Face Slapping him to death which was the Sentewnce ordered by Governor Cynthia Rothrod, Face Slapping was something She totally excelled in. Then She had to take off for Egypt by JLA (Justice League airways) on the orders of Her Supervisor Senior Justice Nicola Basson. She lay in the bath admiring Her enormous muscles that were actually getting bigger every day .She had a body and strength that cold totally overpowered any criminal at all., She got up from the bath and dried Her incredible muscular frame before retiring to the ex Mayor's bed for along and blissful sleep. She was woken in the morning by the sun screaming through the widows and a call on Her mobile from Her Supervisor SJ Nicola Basson from Vikingsborg. 'Good morning Asmondena it's Nicola here with your wake up call!Your flight to Hurghada in Egypt leaves at 2 PM local time from Guangzhou .You will be taken care of by SAO(Senior Airline Officer) Michelle Hardstad and by pilot Jana Vaasvanger, who will make sure You have a luxurious journey . 'There will be a Papian maid boy Toni on the flight to serve You and a cook a girl called Lusia. Make sure they treat You like the Royalty You are, as if they don't You have My full permission to flay them mercilessly for the slightest misdemeanour! It is an eight hour flight and you will arrive in Hurghada at 4 pm local time.' 'I'm really looking forward to getting those terrorists who murders out citizens Nicola! It's just that before I want to Face Slap that ex Mayor to death I cant wait to get My hands smashing across his bloody face!' 'That's fine I want you to Face Slap that bastard so hard his head is coming off his face! I want You to send Me a photo afterwards.' ' I will call you when you arrive in Egypt.Justice Stormia will meet You at the airport where You will change in the more appropriate JL uniform for the baking heat of Egypt!' Asmondena lay in bed for a minute longer after putting down the phone. As She was lying there, there was a knock on the door. It was Li with Her breakfast. She had ordered her the day before to bring Her a huge plate of bacon, eggs tomatoes .liver, bratvurst and mushrooms and fries with a huge jug of coffee .She has told her She wanted it cooked to perfection or she would face a damned good cropping across her yellow arse. She shouted at Li to come in. COME IN NOW!!! She yelled at the top of Her voice. The diminutive Chinese woman entered .She actually had a trolley as she was incapable of lifting the enormous weight of the plate piled high with food as all as the enormous coffee jug. It seemed enough to her to feed a regiment! She brought the trolley next to Asmondena so that She could eat the breakfast next to Her bed. Asmondena took one look at it. It was swimming in grease and oil !It was clear that the meal had been deep fried and the oil was thick around the plate! She grabbed Li by the hair and pulled her towards Her as she screamed in pain in utter terror. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! 'Do you expect Me to eat this shit you Oslander Oriental whore ?It's swimming in grease and cooking oil! Tell me how you cooked it you piece of trash?' 'I-I-I fried it Madame Asmondena ' she wailed in anguish her hair almost being pulled out of its roots by this Giantess! 'And tell Me what did you fry it in? Was it a wok? You'd better tell Me the truth as you really for face a cropping this second!' 'Yess Madame Asmondena' she wailed. 'You don't cook breakfast in a wok you f----g idiot!! You don't use all that Chinese cooking oil that's been used over and over again! I'm not eating your greasy muck! It's extremely unhealthy, are you trying to increase My cholesterol level? Do you want to give Me a stroke?' 'Do you not realise that the reason why I'm so big and strong compared to a weakling like you is not just because I exercise every day and I'm a brilliant fighter, it's also because I have a healthy diet of fresh fruit, vegetables and muesli and when I eat fried food I use low fat margarine and polyunsaturates! I also only lightly fry My food.No wonder you're so thin and weak and I'm so big and strong. I exercise regularly and have a healthy diet! Now take that shit way and cook it slowly in low fat margarine before I throw it at you!!' 'YES MADAME ASMONDENA!'She screamed knowing as a Norse Woman She was always right! . Li ran out as fast as she could realizing that she faced the full wrath of this Norse Woman. Asmondena was in a bad mood already as She rose to take Her shower. She was going to give that Chinese whore slaveant 3 crops across the arse if that food was not properly cooked! She would then Face Slap that ex Mayor to death in the morning showing no mercy whatever to him! She was probably the worlds best Face Slapper. There was nothing in the worlds She enjoyed more than to smash Her mighty leather gloved hand right across a victim's face, hearing his screams , seeing the skin go red and sore and seeing blood and mucus and broken teeth coming from the victim's nose and mouth. The more the victim screamed the harder She would slap! The mere sight of the victim yelling in agony turned Her on sexually and gave Her a tremendous orgasm! God She was looking forward to Faceslapping that ex Mayor so hard his head would be almost dislocated from his shoulders and his head would spin round to the back of his head! Asmondena got out of the shower and creamed Herself thorough all over rubbing creams and perfumes into Her gorgeous muscular body. She then tied her hair back in a tight pony tail to look really stunning and terrifying to any victim or criminal. As She was dressing She became hungrier than ever. She put on Her black leather cat suit and high heeled thigh length boots that made Her look so tall and impressive and overwhelm Her victim. She was getting hungrier than ever Where the Hell was that Oslander cow? Suddenly there was a knock on the door. Li had arrived at last with the breakfast cooked to Her standards. She wheeled the trolley in still shaking with terror believing there was more punishment to come. As she wheeled the trolley in Asmondena grabbed her hard by the hair again making her bellow with pain. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! 'Where the f--k have you been you dirty whore?' 'I'm sorry Madame Asmondena, I was trying to cook the food to your high Norselandic standards. I was doing my best!You said you wanted it to be cooked slowly!' 'Well it's not good enough! I have a very busy day ahead and I don't want to be kept waiting by a Chinese whore like you!' 'Get ready I want your yellow arse over that side table Move!!'She said as She threw her right across the room with one hand. Li obediently did exactly as she was told as she got up from the floor and positioned herself right over the table, her arse in the air. 'Right you're getting 3 strokes of the crop for not cooking My meal properly and then for making Me wait when I was hungry! If the meal is not up to My standards you will get 3 more Is that understood?' 'YES MADAME ASMONDENA!!!' Asmondena moved the crop up and down Li's arse as she began to whimper hysterically in fear. She was going to crop that arse and then Face Slap that ex Mayor to death before setting off on Her mission! 'GET THAT ARSE HIGH UP IN THE AIR!' Any comments to norseland@hotmail.com