THE ADVENTURES OF ASMONDENA 62
by Hamlet
ASMONDENA IS ORDERED TO GO ON A NEW MISSION TO EGYPT BY HER�SUPERVISOR NICOLA


Asmondena felt tired after Her exertions of the day. She had spent all day
fighting beating and torturing, Her favourite activities and needed a
well-deserved rest. She was about to take over the ex Mayor's private flat and
sleep in his king size bed.

It was amazing how things had changed! She was about to use his bed and use
all his comfortable facilities including his shower and his servant, while he
was still being trussed up like an animal in bondage in a freezing cubbyhole
in the basement! She had totally humiliated him in every way not just by using
all his facilities and possessions but also by beating and torturing him and
turning him into Her personal slave after his Trial! (SEE PREVIOS EPISODE)

She had also taken over his servant and maid Li whom She had turned into Her
personal slave or slaveant. Li was going to become Her property to be used
from now on! Li looked up in terror at the sight of this huge Norse Woman who
was now in charge of Her. She was such a weak and diminutive Chinese woman and
she looked up in complete awe and wonder at the sight of this fearsome
gigantic Norse Woman clad totally in shiny black leather.

'Right Li come here! 'Asmondena said determined to prove Her authority
completely

'Run a long hot bath for Me. I'm exhausted! You will add perfumes and bathing
salts to the bath. I want it really hot almost scalding! Being a tough Norse
Woman I can stand water that is almost scalding unlike you a feeble Oslander.
So when you test the water you might burn your hand! I want a lovely long hot
bath. Now get going and if that bath is not up to standard you'll feel My crop
across that yellow arse of yours!'

Li had to know in no uncertain terms that these Norse Women were now the
Bosses and She had to obey immediately or else!

Asmondena took off Her black leather cat suit that was almost causing Her to
sweat revealing Her magnificent muscular body.

Just as She was about to undress She received a call on Her mobile.

'Hello Asmondena it's Your Supervisor in Norseland Very Senior Judge Nicola
Basson. I want to first of all congratulate You on Your wonderful work in
securing Our total victory in Guangzhou and defeating the Triads and the
Chinese Police and Army. I understand that the ex Mayor is now Your personal
slave after his Trial before Governor Cynthia!'

'Thank You VSJ Nicola. I fell so proud that I could contribute to Our Nation's
victory and the victory of Our Queen Goddess over crime and evil!

'You're now probably the best Crime Fighter in the JL (Justice League)
Asmondena.Soon You will become a VSJ and who knows what heights You may reach?
. One day You might be My Supervisor as I believe sincerely You are an even
better Justice, Torturess and Crime Fighter than even Me!'

'I don't want to boast Nicloa but in fighting, beating and torturing skills I
don't believe I have an equal anywhere in the world' said Asmondena so proud
of Herself!

'That's why You Asmondena are so desperately needed to defeat crime .You are a
vital part of Our Nation's worldwide War against Crime and Terrorism (WACT).'

'A terrible atrocity has just been committed in Egypt. It is far worse than
the Luxor massacre of 17 November 1997 when more that 60 tourists were
massacred most of them Swiss, English and Japanese!

'This time 70 have been massacred when gunmen opened fire on a coachload of
tourists coming out of the airport in Hurghada on the Red Sea. What was even
worse was that out of the 70 tourists killed 30 were Norselandic! The rest
were 25 Germans and 15 Swiss. These terrorists who did this are worse than the
Triads in China, at least they only kill other Chinese and usually other
gangsters!'

'That's appalling Nicola! I can't wait to get My hands on those bastards.
Killing tourists is bad enough, but killing the Subjects of The Queen Goddess
is the most terrible crime anyone could possibly commit! 'She raged on the
phone working Herself up into a complete lather of fury.

'Don't worry Asmondena. I'm sure you will get them and bring them to justice
You will be accompanied in Egypt by Justice Stormia Sterngaard. She is a
brilliant Justice and Crime Fighter having recently shown Her skills in Hawaii
beating the Yakuza and the American police there to a complete pulp. (See
ANGELA THE NORSE WOMAN AND VALKYRIE EPISODES 111-114) She speaks fluent Arabic
and has traveled extensively all over the Middle East.'

'She will be your companion in Egypt though clearly .You as a SJ (Senior
Justice) will be in charge of the Operation, which I will call Operation
Killallterrorists.'

'It is going to be baking hot there so do not wear rubber at all or your black
leather JL cat suit as You will sweat profusely which will affect Your amazing
fighting and beating skills. You must wear the special JL uniform of a black
leather sleeveless jacket ,leather gloves, hot pants and high heeled calf
length boots. Stormia will be wearing it when You arrive so You will be able
to change then.'

'You are ordered to totally destroy these Islamic fundamentalists and I want
their leader whose name Stormia has found out to be Abed Al- Hamidi, to be
brought to justice for Trial and Execution here in Vikingsborg.She has found
out he comes from Qena a terrorist hotbed in the Nile Valley and You must go
there and find him and his followers and bring them to justice! If any village
shelters them or shows sympathy to them, You have my full permission to burn
it to the ground with the inhabitants inside .The local people must be taught
by force that if they support these terrorists they must pay the penalty which
in most cases is a gruesome death!'

'You must be even more ruthless than You were with the Triads as these people
are far more evil and force is the only language they understand! What is more
if You have evidence that any of the Egyptian Government or Police were
involved You are to arrest and kill them too. I don't even mind if part of
Egypt is occupied by the JL just like China had been .I want all those
bastards caught and killed!'

'Don't you worry Nicola I am quite prepared to go to the ends of the earth to
capture them; I will not rest until they're caught! To kill an innocent
tourist is bad enough but to kill Norselanders is the most unforgivable sin
and crime possible!' I can't wait to put those evil bastards through the most
excruciating death possible! 'said Asmondena going almost red with righteous
fury.

'Don't worry Asmondena. You will soon be confronting them and I know You and
Stormia will win as You are effectively invincible!'

'I have arranged for Your plane to leave Guangzhou tomorrow and fly directly
to Hurghada .It is an eight hour non stop flight by JLA (Justice League
Airways) As there is no JLJHQ there Stormia has booked You and Her into a
luxury hotel four star Hotel Alf Leila Wa Leila where She will make sure You
are both treated like Royalty or else there will be serious trouble!'

'You will operate from there and will be able to take advantage of the
facilities and swim and enjoy Yourself during the day when You're not fighting
and killing criminals and terrorists.'

'Don't worry if You have any trouble the RNN (Royal Norselandic Navy) Third
Fleet is stationed in the Mediterranean ably commanded by VSC (very Senior
Commander)_Abby Clairesdottir.It is the largest and best equipped fleet in the
world today. If there is any trouble She will order it to sail through the
Suez Canal to the Red Sea. She will easily be able to order the bombing and
take over Egyptian territory as She commands three Aircraft Carriers with
super Cheetah supersonic fighters that can blow up any target to smithereens
however well camouflaged it might be. Just as You and the JL took over Chinese
territory and put it under Norselandic occupation so Egypt can fall so much
more easily!'

'What about Operation Killallthetriads?'

'Don't worry again Asmondena. I'm putting Christina in charge .She will be
going to Fujian Province now under Our control to defeat the rest of the
Triads with Colette as Her Deputy They will be ably assisted by Your
colleagues in Guanngzhou Diva, Patricia, Lynna, Kara Aron and Per as well as
Eva the Asian Amazon and Ramona the Black Scorpion .I am sure the Magnificent
Nine as I would like to call them will easily be able to defeat and kill all
the Triads!'

'What about My personal slave Zhang the former Mayor?'

'You must deal with him before you set out for Egypt. I know you are desperate
to put him to death!You must carry out the lawful sentence of Commander
Cynthia Rothrod!I suggest You face slap hi to death as You are a world
renowned Faceslapper!'

'I certainly am Nicola. In fact I want to face slap him to death in the
morning!'

'Please do and show absolutely no mercy! He defied The Will of the Queen
Goddess and he can't be allowed to escape Justice. Remember the Queen Dom of
Righteousness has begun; all criminals must be uprooted and put to death
mercilessly from now on just like You weed a garden! No mercy at all must ever
be shown to those who defy The Will of the Queen Goddess!'

Asmondena at last put the phone down .She was bloody mad !How dare anyone
murder tourists in cold blood especially Norselanders Subjects of The Queen
Goddess Herself!

She began to have a burning almost irrational hatred for all Oslanders
especially Asians!

She shouted at Li at the top of Her voice.

'Is that f-------g bath ready yet?'

'Yes Madame Asmondena'she responded terrified.

Asmondena walked in the bathroom and grabbed her by the hair Li looked up and
beheld Her magnificent body looking as She did just like a Giantess.

Asmondena felt the water .It was almost scalding the way She liked it .If it
had not been right She would have shoved Li's face into the water and burned
her alive and drowned her to death!

'Right you Oslander cow, you will wake Me up at 6 am on the dot as I have to
kill the ex Mayor tomorrow and then leave the country. '

'You will bring new a full Norselandic breakfast in the morning, not any of
your Chinese rubbish that won't fill a hamster!'

'I want an enormous plate of bacon, eggs, tomatoes, liver, bratvurst mushrooms
and fries with a huge jug of coffee and mango juice It had better be cooked to
perfection or your yellow arise will be cropped by Me it bleeds and there's no
skin left. Do you understand?

'YES MADAME ASMONDENA!' she wailed.

'NOW GET OUT OF MY F-------------G SIGHT YOU OSLANDER WHORE!!!

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