THE ADVENTURES OF ASMONDENA 46
by Hamlet
PREMIER PATRICIS RESPONDS WHILE RAMONA PREPARES TO BEAT HER PRISONER.


Asmondena sat at the table in the Commanders Office looking so impressive in
Her shiny black leather Justice League uniform. She sat there with Her feet on
the table feeling so pleased with Herself drinking a glass of wine that had
been brought to Her by one of the Chinese civilian staff at the police
headquarters. .They were now the slaves of Her and Her Colleagues in the
Justice league. She had the largest room all to herself while next door
Christina the Leader of the rescue Operation Thora occupied the office of
Deputy Commander Wu the same person She was waiting to torture to death.She
was famished with hunger and had just ordered one of the slaves to bring her a
meal of 4 crabmeat and sweetcorn soups,one roast duck with pineapple,one beef
with ginger and spring onion,one king prawn chow mein and two chicken rices
.she wanted it to be served immediately and it had better be properly cooked
or else!

She was reading the reply to the letter sent by the Chinese Premier to the
Norselandic premier Patricia Ingvoll She had replied to the letter almost
immediately.

OFFICE OF THE PREMIER

STEFANSHOLM

Dear Premier Wen

I am in receipt of your letter in which you accept the Six Terms that My
Nation has imposed on you and the surrender of all your forces. You have done
the sensible thing .If you had not accepted them I would have had you
kidnapped to My Nation by the Justice League where you would be taken to Me
personally. I would nave put you through a BTLS(Belting and Tongue Lashing)
personally and then ordered you to be tortured to death at the JLJHQ.

I would have then ordered a full scale helicopter gunship attack on Guangzhou
and other selected Chinese military targets thousands of civilians would have
dared and all Hell would have been let loose! Thank goodness for yourself and
your country that you surrendered!

I acknowledge your respects to Asmondena Sternsson and Her forces that have
completely defeated yours without a hair of their heads being touched! She is
an incredible and invincible fighter and no criminal can ever stand a chance
against Her! She is an excellent Justice Leauguer and I am so pleased with Her
in the work She had done fighting crime and your forces who have dared resist.
I have recommender Her for the Golden Award to be presented by the Queen
Goddess Herself for Her great work.

As for your forces in Guangzhou who have not surrendered they will pay for
their stupidity. As you know 9 are at least dead having been put through the
Gym Kata and Fist Fighting skills of Lynna and the brilliant Black Glamazon
Ramona .As for Wu Ramona is about to bring him back to SJ Sternsson to be
tortured to death .The others had better surrender or else they too face
certain death from the other JLs and Eva the Asian Amazon.

As for your remarks that there will be severe resistance is this a threat? If
there is resistance in China to the 6 terms the JL/RCOJ will deal with it
severely and totally eliminate it just as we have eliminated the resistance in
Guangzhou.

As for your comparisons with the Six Terms and the Treaty of Naming this is
nonsense The Treaty of Naming took place as a result of the Opium war with
British illegally forcing the Chinese to consume drugs like opium and led to
misery, poverty and war that did end in 1949. They have still suffered since
then as a result of Mao and the Cultural Revolution and the Great Leap
Forward. The Six Terms have been imposed on China as a result of your illegal
imprisonment of three of Our Nationals. They were all engaged in legitimately
pursing the Triads and criminals as consequence of the CNT(Chinese Norselandic
treaty) Our rule in Guangdong and Fijian provinces will bring the benefits of
Our Civilisation and free the local population from crime .We will also bring
them the benefits of Our Welfares State including minimum wage, advanced free
health care and education. If you dare compare us with the British on 1842 to
the situation now I will personally come over to Beijing and give you another
BTLS!

As for your request to pay the compensation in My Mercy I will allow this The
payment of Y 13 million can be made in 2 installments but they had better be
paid on time or else if the payments are nor made exactly on time then I will
personally order the JL into Beijing and any other city that has art treasures
and will order the art treasures to be seized to the value of the compensation
.What is more if payment is late there will be compound interest charged so
payments had better be on time!

As for your request to pay compensation under Term 2 to those who have to
leave the Norselandic enclaves We are prepared to pay 50% compensation
provided you pay 50% With this generous payment We expect them to be rehoused
in better accommodation than they were living before .We will make sure they
will move to cleaner homes with proper sanitation and electricity. As you can
see the benefits of Norselandic Civilization will have been that they have to
move out of their homes to clean decent accommodation .The inhabitants of
these Provinces will benefit so much from Norselandic Civilsation they will
not want to return to Chinese rule!

I expect all the Terms to be adhered to rigorously or there will be very
serious trouble That means you allow SJ Asmondena Stermsoon to go anywhere in
China to hunt and kill criminals as She is expert in doing, you will open your
territorial waters to the RNN (Royal Norselandic Navy) and lift all
restrictions on Norselandic goods and you will acknowledge Our Nation as the
word Superpower Police Woman and Matriarchy!

The Regents will be taking up their positions within a week of the date of
this letter. Judge Clara Hardattotir will take up Her position within a week
of the date of this letterin Guangzhou and Judge Gabrielle Vastergaard will
take up Her position in Fuzhou Fujian Province. Senior Commander Cynthia
Rothrod will take up Her position as Governor of Guangzhou .The Governors of
those Provinces Huang Huahua in Guangdong and Lu Zhangong are expected to give
up their positions and vacate their offices so that full Norselandic authority
may be established

You will keep to the Six Terms and do as I tell you Wen or else!

Yours in authority

PREMIER INGVOLL

THE PREMIER OF THE NATION

Meanwhile Lynna was so pleased to receive the news of the surrender .The
remaining Chinese forces were in full retreat being pursued relentlessly down
the underground tunnels led by Patricia Eva the Asian Amazon, Per, Karla and
Aron.

Meanwhile Ramona was holding Wu by the collar with her fist ready to strike
hard. He was shaking with fear knowing full well the game was up and he had to
surrender to this huge Black Glamazon.

'Well Wu you've lost miserably and I'm going to take you to My Boss Asmondena
who's going to torture you to death!'

Before I do so

'I'M GOING TO GET A DAMNED GOOD BEATING!

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