THE ADVENTURES OF ASMONDENA 45 by Hamlet THE CHINESE PREMIER SURRENDERS TO PATRICIA THE  NORSELANDIC PREMIER Asmondena stood in the arm chair occupied by the former commander Li at the police headquarters in Guangzhou. She had just received wonderful news. The Chinese Premier had just agreed to the Six Terms laid down by the Norselandic Premier Patricia Ingvoll She sat there looking so proud of Herself and pleased in Her shiny black leather Justice League uniform with Her thigh length high heeled boots on the table, revealing Her magnificent body. She had just beaten the former police Commander Li to death .Now She wanted to beat Wu the Deputy Commander who was still trying to maintain a resistance against the JL and failing miserably! The Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao had reluctantly agreed to every one of the Six Terms imposed by the Norselandic Premier realising that they were far more onerous than the terms imposed by the British in Treaty of Nanjing in 1842. He did this knowing quite well that the Terms would be extremely unpopular in China itself as it had fought to rid itself of foreign domination and now it had returned.His acceptance could lead to his overthrow as Premier. She had in front of her the letter sent to the Norselandic Premier Patricia Ingvoll OFFICE OF THE STATE PREMIER BEIJING Dear Premier Ingvoll With a heavy heart I must agree to accepting the Six Terms You have imposed on China. I am doing this partly because You totally overpowered Me physically and mentally when You came in my office in Beijing .No wonder the world leaders are so scared of You! After the Belting and Tongue Lashing(BTL) You gave me I think I would have agreed to anything at all! You are one tough Lady a real Amazon from a Nation of Giantesses. No wonder we call You Tigresses it is as if You come from another planet altogether! Our women are mere kittens compared to Your Women! I think the true saying is that 'One Tigress can kill a million kittens! Your Justice League in Guangzhou have totally prevailed over our forces. 10 of You including the feared Black Scorpion Ramona Hardford have totally defeated our forces without one hair of Their heads being touched at all! I would like to pay my respects in particular to the fighting skills of Your Leader in Guangzhou Asmondena Sternsson whose very name is feared across China as an invincible Crime Fighter extraordinary .We have paid the price for illegally imprisoning Her and Her colleaugues and I offer my humble apologies to You.The criminals in China who have to face Her when She leads Operation Killalltraids must know they all face an agonising death! I do understand that there is a section of our forces led by Deputy Commander Wu that is still holding out in Guangzhou .I also understand that Senior Justice Asmondena Sternson has ordered him to surrender to Her to be put to death. I have told him to surrender at once to Her even if it means She will torture him to death to spare the lives of his followers. I have told him it is completely stupid to resist SJ Sternsson and the Justice League and Ms Hardford. If he carries on fighting will be to his cost and the lives of his men who stand no chance against the Justine League and Ms Hardford whom I understand had orders to bring him back as a prisoner to SJ Sternsson. I do have to inform you that there might be severe resistance to this surrender and the Six Terms within China itself as we have a long history of being humiliated by foreigners. As you may know the Treaty of Nanking led to the Taiping Rebellion, the Boxer rebellion and the cumulation of the anti imperialist struggle in the victory of the Chinese Communist Party in1949. We ae prepared to accept the Six Terms as follows; 1. We will pay thecompensaion of Yuan 13 million as You have demanded for the injuries suffered by SJ Sternsson and Her Two Colleagues Judge Lynna Crossing and JSO Patricia Rostergaard. I accept that Their imprisonment was totally illegal and in violation of the CNT(Chinese Norselandic Treaty) I would beg Your merciful indulgence in being allowed to pay in 2 instalments. Y6.5 mill by 30 August and Y 6.5 million by 15 September .Please would You accept this Premier Patricia and do not turn the wrath of the JL on us and take away our priceless art treasures. We are the oldest civilisation the world and we cannot afford to lose them! 2. We accept Your right to occupy Guangdong and Fujian provinces for a year in order to get rid of the menace of the Triads,Snakeheads and other criminals We accept that we have failed to eliminate the criminals . We obviously do not want to be under foreign rule but we accept that we have lost and you have won. The people in those Provinces have been ordered to obey their Norselandic Mistresses and Masters and to accept the rule of the Two Regents and to do exactly as they are told and to obey the orders of the RCOJ (Royal Chinese Overseas Police) and the JL at all times. Our police will never stand in the way of the RCOJ and the JL .I accept the Regents Clara Hardadottir and Gabrielle Vastergaard are the new Rulers and Dictatresses of Guangdong and Fujian Provinces respectively and that Senior Commander Cynthia Rothrod is the new Governor of Guangzhou and Their Word is Law. We also accept your right to create special Norselandic enclaves for Norselanders only in some of out cities although of course this will be resented by the local population as they will have to move out. We have no alternative but to accept it. I am only begging Premier Patricia that You could in your mercy consider paying some compensation to the people who have to move to make way for their Norselandic Mistresses and Masters and have nowhere else to move to. Please show them pity Premier Patricia! 3. We also accept the right of Senior Justice Asmondena Sternson to go anywhere in China hunting down criminals and She has fee rein to do whatever She wants .As I have said the whole of China is terrified of this mighty Woman and Her reputation has spread far and wide. Films and books are now being written about Her all over China .She is known as The Leather Ladydomina or sometimes just as The Leather Lady.She as become quite a folk heroine and everyone who knows about Her admires Her brilliant fighting skills! The Black Scorpion Ramona has also become a folk heroine and is known as Black Ladywamona! 4.We promise to lift all restrictions on your Nation's goods and to open all our ports to You and to the RNN(Royal Norselandic Navy) who can freely operate in our territorial waters .We realise that this is similar to the Treaty of Nanking when the Chinese were forced to open their ports to foreigners and had to cede Hong Kong to the British.Yet we realise Your Nation is just too powerful for us and we must obey Your commands 5. .I will arrange for a quota of Chinese labour to be sent to Norseland every year to do menial work .We realise that their conditions will be better than working in Chinese restaurants in the UK and the USA and they will no longer be at the mercy of the Triads and Snakeheads . They also will be paid the minimum wage, be given decent working conditions and free health care etc far better than the conditions in China.We accept that they will have to obey their Norselandic Mistresses and Masters or else and completely accept the authority of the RCOJ above them. 6. We surrender to You totally Premier Patricia. We acknowledge your Nation as the world's Superpower, Police Woman and Matriarchy and we are quite prepared to accept The Queen Goddess authority and worship Her if that is what you require. At the UN we will always vote according to your wishes and will press for Norseland as a Superpower to become the become the 6th member of the Security Council. You have won and You are our conquerors. There is a Chinese saying' Know your enemy' We have known our enemy and She is invincible! I beg you Premier Patricia to accept this letter. Please do not give me another BTL! I would rather resign as Premier than face Your wrath again. Yours in submission Premier Wen. Asmondena felt so pleased after reading the letter. She and the JL had been totally victorious once more . She was also so pleased that She was feared and admired across China and that Her very name struck terror! She called up Lynna to ask about the progress of the Operation 'Hello Asmondena We are victorious again I have just beaten up 4 soldiers and Ramona has beaten up 5 .She is about to beat the shit out of Wu before delivering him to you to be tortured to death .The others Patricia, Eva .Per .Karla and Aron are in full pursuit of the remaining Chinese forces!' 'Good the Chinese Government have just surrendered and We have won a great victory Lynna!' Tell Ramona after She has beaten him 'BRING WU TO ME!' Any comments to Norseland@hotmail.com ASMONDENA www.lady-asmondena.com PREMIER PATRICIA www.owk.cz or www.owk-cinema.cz Free photos Free Galleries Madame Wendy No wonder Premier Wen is so scared of her!Compare the two in size! PREMIER WEN www.china.org Who's who in the Chinese leadership for a picture.