THE ADVENTURES OF ASMONDENA 39
by Hamlet�
RAMONA BEATS THE POLICE AND THE COMMANDER COMPLETELY SENSELESS


Commander Li carried on screaming hysterically at the driver of the car.

'For God's sake move! That Black cow wants to beat the crap out of me and then
take me to Her Boss Asmondena Sternsson who's even worse and wants to torture
me to death! Please get me out of here. I don't care how many pedestrians you
run over. I don't want to be beaten and tortured to death by these Women from
Hell!'

Ramona was next to the car on Her Hardanger motorbike showing off Her
magnificent leather clad body that made him even more terrified. He was trying
to make the driver turn into a crowded street Zhinguan Lu that led to the
Provincial Government Headquarters in Guangzhou.The problem was that the
street was absolutely packed with cars, rickshaws and people that is was
impossible to move the car forwards.

Ramona stood in Her motorbike next to the car smiling at Li screaming at the
driver.She was delighting in his terror , knowing well that he would surely
soon be Her captive.

The car was just inching forward and was approaching an irate rickshaw driver
who would not move. The crowds had grown into thousands and were looking in
awe at this incredible Black Woman, as they had never seen a Woman of Her size
and stature before.It was as if Her and these Norse Women came from a
different planet!

At last She decided to attack. With one move She threw one of Her steel rocks
straight into the tyres of the car .It was a deadly accurate shot.The tyre
exploded at once. The driver realised the car could not move a centimetre as
the back tyre was completely flat .

She then threw another steel rock hard into the back window behind Li, again
with deadly accuracy .It was totally smashed. Bits of glass went right over
him and all over his face, cutting into his skin as he started to scream in
fear as blood came down his face. .She wanted to terrify and humiliate him
before She started beating him.This was just the beginning for him!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Li ordered the 2 police sitting in the from of the car to try to attack Her
with choppers.They walked out of the car .She could see that their hands were
visibly shaking as the crowd around them became larger than ever.

Another of the police had a gun in his hand pointing right at Her .He moved
nearer and nearer to Her .She gave the impression She was going to surrender .

'You surrender now or I shoot! ' he called to Her.

'Why don't you come and get me.You're armed and I'm not!'

He moved gradually towards Her.

Suddenly without warning Her booted foot shot forwards and slammed hard
between his legs. He let out a gasp of pain as he rolled on the ground
clutching his broken testicles still holding the gun.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

She knelt down and wrenched the gun from his hand at the same time driving Her
boot heel hard into his armpit .He let out another yell of pain.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

She continued to twist his arm as the gun fell from the nerveless fingers of
his broken hand. A loud crack could be heard right across the street.

CRAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

She then proceeded to deal with the police with the chopper. She was
determined to prove Her strength and power right in front of this crowd and to
show these Chinese who was Boss! She ran towards him and with one move grabbed
him by the hair .The sheer pain of Her pulling his hair was enough to make him
drop the chopper.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

She then turned forwards and ripped Her right fist deep into his belly hearing
his ribs crack as he did so.

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCKKKKK!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

She moved Her hand to his shoulder to get better balance and more room to
swing.She then proceeded to rip 10 more punches in succession into his stomach
each one more vicious than the last .

He screamed for Her to stop as She had smashed every single one of his ribs.
He was gagging and puking and fell flat in his face landing in his own vomit
and blood.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

NNNOOOOOOOOOO MMMOOOORREEEEEEEE!!!!

Meanwhile Li was firing at Her but missed every time .She ran towards him at
full speed. Within a few seconds She had grabbed Him by the collar and pulled
him towards Her.He was not going to escape punishment.

With one move She slammed Her right fist hard and deep into his belly .She
could feel the ribs crack one by one She then brought a full power left hook
directly into his nose. She could feel his cartilage break under Her leather
encased fist and blood began to squirt all over Her black leather basque. He
fell flat on his face roaring with pain

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

'Damn it Li! Do you have to spray blood all over My lovely leather basque?
You're going to pay for this!'

She knew what She had to have him ready for Asmondena to torture him but She
could not stop and was enjoying every minute.. The crowds had now grown into
thousands watching this spectacle. News had travelled right across Guangzhou
about this Black Glamazon!

Her right fist now crashed into his mouth as She hammered away with that
terrible instrument of destruction Her right fist. Blood was now everywhere as
he fell crashing onto the ground again bellowing in pain

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

'Well I suppose I'll have to take you back to Asmondena for torture and
execution but before I do I'd like to take a few shots at your eyes!'

She hit into both eyes with hard smashes, with both Her mighty fists bruising
completely the soft tissue so that both were bleeding and swollen shut.He was
now almost blind.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

'NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MMMMOOORERE!!!!!!!

PPPLLLLAAAAEESSEEE!!!'

He was now a complete bloody wreck as he lay on the ground in front of Her.
She picked him up easily in Her leather-gloved hand smiling at his agony,
holding him above the ground.. Both of his eyes were completely discoloured,
his nose was squashed flat, his lips were swollen to three times their normal
size and teeth were hanging out of his mouth or embedded in his lips.

She pulled him over Her shoulder and took him to her Hardanger bike. She
strapped his head right down and his legs to the other side of the bike with
tight leather straps.

He was trussed up unable to move even a centimetre after all the battering he
had received from Her .He was almost unconscious.He now dreaded the prospect
of even more beating and torture and almost certain execution at the hands of
Asmondena,who was even stronger than Her.

Ramona was ready to set off in Her motorbike back to the Police
Headquarters.She noticed Her leather gloves completely drenched in blood.

She turned round to Li.

'RIGHT LI!

' LET'S TAKE YOU TO ASMONDENA!'

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