THE ADVENTURES OF ASMONDENA 32 by Hamlet LYNNA AND PATRICIA SHOW THEIR FIGHTING SKILLS Asmondena stood over the broken and bloody bodies of Her 5 victims. She knew quite well that however many Chinese She fought ,She would win easily every time and they could not lay a finger on Her. She surveyed the scene of groaning bodies as they lay on the ground in the most excruciating pain. She was an absolute expert in pain inflictiom.She looked at Her first victim who was clutching what remained of his face after She had cut him right across with Her chopper. She looked at the next victim who was also clutching his bloody face after the punching She had given him with Her steel like fists .Another was was clutching what remained of his throat after She had cut him right across with Her chopper .The next one was also clutching his face after he had been kicked with Her razor sharp heels. The other one was rolling on the floor after waking up from unconsciousness after She had given him a good hard Face Slapping! She really was Asmondena the invincible fighter and what was more not one hair of Her head had even been touched at all! It was now Lynna's and Patricia's turn. They were both desperate to beat the living daylights out of these Chinese as they knew the famous saying 'One Tigress can kill a hundred cats'. As typical Norse Woman Their favorite pastimes were beating and killing especially foreigners as well as of course debauching as many Norse Men as possible !It was Lynna's turn next .She was to fight 3 Chinese and Patricia would follow fighting 2. They realised that they could not fight as well as Asmondena, but They were still brilliant fighters nonetheless. Lynna stood in front of 3 victims. They really were overpowered by Her with Her skin tight black leather cat suit, Her high heeled boots Her lovely tanned complexion and Her long curly blonde hair that came right down to Her waist. She stood there chopper in hand ready to strike without mercy! She moved up to the first one. She notice he had a chopper in his hand. 'Come now why don't you strike me with that chopper?' He made an attempt to confront this huge Glamazon with his chopper .She stood before him so much bigger and taller than him. He realised he did not stand a chance against Her and his hand was visibly shaking .She laughed at his discomfort. 'I'll show you how to use a chopper!' With one move She struck with amazing speed. The blade went right across his face taking his entire nose off which went flying right up in the air. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! He joined the others as he rolled around the floor in complete agony joining his 5 colleagues yelling with them on the floor. She moved to the second one. He too was shaking in terror .What's more he made the mistake of looking at his colleague rather than the mighty Woman who was coming right towards him .She carried a long serrated knife. With one move She pushed the knife hard into his stomach pushing it so that the other end went right through him to the other end! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! He bellowed as She smiled reveling in his pain as She held the knife watching the blood flowing out of his stomach and mouth that was coming out in a river. She let him slump down on the ground as he rolled onto the floor next to his other dead colleague She then moved up to Her next victim. He realized Her incredible fighting skills as he moved way not daring to confront Her. He had a chopper in his hand but was afraid to use it against Her. With the speed of a panther She moved forward .She drove Her fist hard into his stomach breaking almost every rib in his body. He doubled up in complete agony screaming for all he was worth clutching his broken rib cage, rolling in the floor. CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Lynna stood over Her 3 victims who were still bellowing in pain smiling at Her triumph. 'Well that was a pushover wasn't it? It really is like a Tigress fighting cats. None of then stand a chance! ' Asmondena walked over to Patricia. 'It's your turn now Patricia!' She said 'Finish off the last two!' Patricia moved forwards. She really did look lovely in Her lovely platinum blonde hair with a pony tail, Her tanned complexion and skin tight leather Judge's uniform. She was desperate to become a Judge and to impress Her Boss Asmondena with Her fighting skills. She had a leather chord in Her hand and really wanted to show Her Gym Kataskills as a chord fighter. She shouted at the first one. 'Come on attack Me with the chopper!' He moved towards her nervously.Before he knew it the leather chord was around his hands. She pulled hard. 'Come on drop the chopper!' The pain was becoming worse as She pulled harder and he could see his hands going redder and redder. He had no alternative but to drop it .With one move She had the chord around his throat. She pulled hard again He could feel the life being drained out of him as She pulled harder than ever. She could hear all the bones in his neck snap. CRAAAAAAAAAAAACCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! He dropped down on the floor a dead heap. There was just one left to take out. He stood there shaking with terror surrounded by the Three Women. He looked at the mangled bodies of his 9 colleagues on the ground. He realized that it was his turn next. Patricia walked towards him smiling leather chord in hand. 'Do as I say put your hands up and drop the chopper now!' 'DROP IT NOW! 'She yelled. He had no choice but to drop it at once. She walked towards him. She was so much taller and bigger than him that he felt a complete dwarf. 'Say your prayers!' With that She methodically wound the leather chord around his neck. There was nothing he could do as She carried on winding it round while he stood there. 'It's light's out time!' With that She pulled hard. She could hear all the bones in his neck break as he fell on the ground in front of Her a dead heap. CRAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKK!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! The Three Women stood there in triumph staring at the dead and dying bodies that lay in front of Them . Asmondena stood in front of Her colleagues She congratulated Them both on Their fighting skills. ' We are now ready to be freed and take away from this prison by helicopter!' 'WE ARE INVINCIBLE! ANY COMMENTS TO NORSELAND@HOTMAIL.COM SITES ASMONDENA AND PATRICIA www.lady-asmondena.com LYNNA www.pecpanther.com