THE ADVENTURES OF ASMONDENA 19
by Hamlet
ASMONDENA CONFRONTS THE CHINESE POLICE


Asmondena threw Her enemy Li's broken and bloody body right across Her
Hardanger bike .His whole rump was just a terrible bloody mess after She had
given him a damned good thrashing of 20 terrible strokes .She had tied him
securely to the back of the bike, his head going first and then his legs to
the sides with his bloody rump right up in the air for all to see.

She spoke to Her two Colleagues Lynna and Patricia who had just dumped Their
respective victims Cheung and Hu on the ground still screaming with pain and
clutching their arses in abject misery.

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

They both wailed in utter torment.

She turned to Her two Colleagues.

'It's getting rather late. Rather than go back to Hong Kong I thought We would
explore some of the country. I would like to spend the night in Guangzhou
(Canton as it is normally pronounced) the nearest city which is about 80 kms
north .'

'We will stay the night there .We will return to Hong Kong via Macau as I have
heard it's even worse for criminals and Triads than Hong Kong .Don't worry We
will find hotel accommodation easily .If they refuse or say they don't have
enough beds We will just force them to give Us a room .Won't that be fun?'

'It certainly will!'said Patricia

' I really want to see some more of China itself not just Hong Kong .I would
love to see Gwongboo however You pronounce it!'

'I will just contact Senior Judge Diva to tell Her our movements as She is in
charge of You Lynna'

Asmondena called Diva on Her mobile at the JLJHQ in Hong Kong.

'Hello Diva. I'm just ringing to tell You that We have won a wonderful victory
over the Triads here .We have killed so many Triads.!I have also captured and
beaten the Triad leader Li.I'm now taking him to Guangzhou as I want as many
people as possible to witness his total humiliation. I am determined to beat
these Triads for good!'

'That's marvellous news Asmondena .I knew You would be totally successful.Eva
and I really miss you .As a Chinese .She really wants to get Her hands on the
Triads.'

'What I was thinking was that after You have done Your business in Guangzhou
you could head for Macau We will both need You there .Crime there is worse
than Hong Kong as many criminals leave Hong Kong and go to Macau that is just
across the water.'

'We'd love to Diva. We will go anywhere in China to take on the Triads and
criminals ,nowhere is safe from Us!'

Just as they were about to depart Asmondena spoke to the crowd once more in
fluent Chinese.

'People of Shenzhen!'

'Just remember as I said We will be back. We are your new Rulers and you must
regard us Norselanders as your superiors in every way .As I said We will
return. More of Us will come back to you from Norseland.You must regard the
JL( Justice Leaugue) and the ROJ (Royal Overseas Judges)as your Police .We
have authority over your Chinese Police completely!'

' What is more you must show love and respect for The Queen Goddess. Just
remember no one of you are safe. Just as these two from the crowd were beaten
.so you can be beaten too.ls that understood?'

'YES MADAME ASMONDENA! 'they all called out as if one.

The three Norse Women turned north with Li strapped to the back of Asmondena's
bike. They soon left Shenzhen and were travelling across open countryside The
peasants were still ploughing their lands and rice paddies and could clearly
see the three huge leather clad Women roar down the road dressed total in
shiny black leather. They looked with horror at the sight of the bloody
backside of Li that was on the back of Amondena's motorbike!

Soon they were riding along the estuary of the Pearl River on which Guangzhou
was situated .They were soon outside the town of Humen .

It was here that the Opium war of 1839 had begun. Asmondena and the Norse
Women were the new invaders, even more ruthless than the British then. She had
read all abut the war, how the British forced the Chinese to accept opium
whether they liked it or not and how an Imperial official Lin tse -hsu tried
to take action by dumping all the opium in a beach near Humen that led to the
British sending in a warship. What hypocrisy that the British refused to take
opium themselves and yet forced the Chinese to become junkies!

The Norselandic actions were quite different. Their aim was to destroy
criminality, not to encourage it by forcing the Chinese to become drug
addicts, to bring progress and order and to create a true world wide Queen Dom
of Righteousness!

As They roared down the road at over 120 KMs per hour Asmondena clearly saw a
huge police road block with the police in the distinctive green uniforms of
the PSB or Gong'an ju.There were at least 100 of them all armed blocking the
road in front of Her.

Asmondena slowed down Her bike and walked forwards.

A Police inspector walked towards Her in the road.

'My name is Inspector Hing of the Guangdong Province Police .You three are
under arrest for violating the sovereignty of the People's Republic of China.'

'You have entered our country and illlegally beaten and assaulted our citizens
You have killed our citizens too. I am charging you with murder and assault
You are under arrest. If you resist you will be shot! All our marksmen are
trained to kill!'

She walked forwards looking so impressive in Her shiny black leather towering
above him. She spoke confidently in fluent Chinese.

'I am Justice Asmondena Sternsson.These are My Colleagues JLSO Patricia
Rostergaard from and the Judge Lynna Crossing.'

'We have come to destroy the Triads and all criminality in China totally .Our
presence here is totally legal under the Chinese Norselandic Treaty (CNT)
agreed by your Government.'

' It gives the Norselandic Government through the JL and the ROJ free rein to
destroy all criminals in China.Our Mission is to kill every single Triad .Our
Mission is to also deal with anyone who sympathises in any way with the Triads
or resists Us. You must also remember We are now the world's Superpower and
Police Woman.We come to bring the benefits of our civilisation to you and to
help you rid yourselves of poverty, crime and disease forever under Our
Rule,unlike the British who came here 165 years ago!'

'If you cooperate with Us We will give you the wonderful benefits of the New
Order. If you do not We will kill as many of you as possible and will impose
burdens and terror on you that will make the Treaty of Nanjing 1842 look
benevolent in comparison!'

'I also warn you that even if you do manage to imprison Us in Guangzhou ,the
JL will attack you with full force freeing Us and causing total mayhem and
destruction. Thousands of your people will die!It willl be a massacre!The
whole city of Guangzhou may be destroyed in the process!'

'You have a simple choice!'

'LET US PASS OR ELSE!!!!'

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ASMONDENA AND PATRICIA

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LYNNA

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DIVA

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