TANYA REPORTS TO HER SOCIAL OFFICER MADAME IRENE by Hamlet IN ENGLISH AND NORSELANDIC. (NORSELANDIC IS RELATED TO NORWEGIAN IN THE SAME WAY AS AFRIKAANS IS RELATED TO DUTCH.) Tanya went to Johnny's bedroom and called her Social Officer Madame Irene Gerhardsson in Risero Norseland on her mobile. Like all Social Officers in Norseland Irene effectively controlled her subjects' lives in a relationship of Loving Domination and Submission. "Hello Madame Irene it's your subject Tanya! I just wanted to tell you about my experiences on my holiday in the USA as you ordered me to do.' "Hallo Mevrouv Irene, det er din viddskiptavinur Tanya! Jeg ville bare fortelle deg om opplevelsene mine paa ferien i USA slik du ba meg gjoore". "It's lovely to hear from you Tanya and I am so looking forward to seeing you again in Risero your home city on Saturday. I will be so happy to welcome you back to your Motherland! How are you? How is your biking holiday in the USA?" "Det er deilig aa hoore fra deg Tanya, og jeg gleder meg til aa se deg igjen i Risero din hjemby paa loordag. Jeg vil v�re saa feginn for aa oonske deg velkommen tilbake til ditt Moderland! Hvordan har du det? Hvordan er sykkelferien din i USA?" "I've had a wonderful holiday Madame Irene I am now in Las Vegas where I have just come out for the day, I am actually staying in Salt Lake City where I have parked my Hardanger bike. I have actually ridden 3500 KMS from New York. San Francisco my last stop is only 1182 KMS away and I should reach there in three days." "Jeg har hatt en fantastisk ferie Mevrouv Irene. Jeg er naa i Las Vegas hvor jeg nettopp har kommet ut for dagen. Jeg bodde faktisk i Salt Lake City hvor jeg har parkert Hardanger-sykkelen. Jeg har faktisk ridd tre tusen fem hundre kilometer fra New York. San Francisco, det siste stoppet mitt, er bare ett hundre og aatte to kilometer unna, og jeg skulle naa dit om tre dager." "I've actually been involved in a fight that I have won easily in every place I have stopped Madame Irene! "Jeg har faktisk v�rt taka baatt i en kamp som jeg lett har vunnet paa alle steder jeg har stoppet Mevrouv Irene! "That's wonderful Tanya! I have always thought you are a brilliant fighter and so proficient in Gym Kata!" "Det er yndislegt Tanya. Jeg har alltid trodd at du er en straal bardagamaddur ende og saa dyktig i Gym Kata!" "I really love pulverising my opponent and seeing him scream for mercy Madame! "Jeg elsker aa pulverisere motstanderen min og se ham skrike om naade Mevrouv !" "Madame Irene I just want to ask you please what can you tell me about an American person named named Jimmy Donizetti?" "Madame Irene. Jeg vil bare spoorre deg, hva kan du fortelle meg om en amerikansk manneskja ved navn Jimmy Donizetti? 'I will look him up on the Judges Database the most advanced in the world that has detailed records on every single foreign criminal. Tanya" "Jeg vil slaa ham opp i Domere Gagnagrunninum den mest avanserte i verden som har detaljerte poster om hver eneste utenlandske gl�pamaddur Tanya." It was not long until Irene had the records . "I have just found out from the Database that Jimmy is very ambitious. He went to Los Angeles to move up in a criminal organization. He thinks he is a tough guy who likes to beat people up. He offers them the first shot by sticking out his chin. He thinks it's like hitting a brick wall. Then he likes to takes them apart." . "Jeg har nettopp funnet ut av Gagnagrunninum at Jimmy er veldig metnaddarfullt. Han dro til Los Angeles for aa rykke opp i en gl�pamaddurorganisasjon. Han synes han er en tooffing som liker aa slaa folk opp. Han tilbyr dem det foorste skuddet ved aa stikke ut haken. Han tror det er som aa treffe en mur. Da liker han aa ta dem fra hverandre. " "I think I might be taking him on." Tanya told Irene." Do you think I can take him, Madame Irene?" "Jeg tror jeg kan ta ham paa. Tror du jeg kan ta ham, Mevrouv Irene? " "If he pulls that first shot shot, take it Tanya, but hit him hard on his chin, even if it's like iron, you can then easily find another target I haven't seen anybody I didn't think you could take, honey. You are a wonderful fighter and will win this time, Anyway, how did you get involved with him? "Hvis han trekker det foorste skuddet, ta det Tanya, men treffer ham hardt paa haken hans, selv om det er som jern, kan du lett finne et annet maal jeg ikke har sett noen jeg ikke trodde du kunne ta, kj�re Du er en fantastisk bardagamaddur og vil vinne denne gangen. Uansett, hvordan engasjerte du deg med ham?" "Well I was walking around the casino here in Las Vegas yesterday after arriving here by coach from Salt Lake City I saw a young man dressed in a tuxedo who for an American was quite good looking He couldn't stop staring at me so I asked him what he I could do for him. I found out his name is Johnny." "Vel, jeg gikk rundt i kasinoet her i Las Vegas i gaar etter aa ha kommet hit med bjaalfari fra Salt Lake City, saa jeg en ung mann kledd i en smoking som for en amerikaner var ganske flink. Han kunne ikke slutte aa stirre paa meg, saa jeg spurte ham hva han kunne gjoore for ham. Jeg fant ut at han heter Johnny. "I hope you have not had any sex with him as you know it's against the Law for you as a Norse Woman to have sex with a foreign man, I will punish you very severely if you have had sexual relations with him! "Jeg haaper du ikke har hatt kynliiff med ham, fordi du vet at det er mot loven for deg som Norse Kvinne aa ha kynliiff med en fremmed maddur. Jeg vil straffe deg veldig alvorlig hvis du har hatt kynferddislegt forhold til ham!" "No, Madame Irene I definitely did not have sex with him I know it's against the Law for a Norse Woman to have sex with a foreigner .I know a Norse Man can pound as many foreign pussies as he likes as Rolf has ravaged so many Papians Thais and Filipinas in Risero ! The only person I am having sex with is him as he is my Partner whose gigantic Cock, I can't wait to have thrusting up my pussy when I return to the Motherland on Saturday! "Nei, Mevrouv Irene. Jeg hadde oorugglega ikke kynliiff med ham. Jeg vet det er i strid med loven for en Norse Kvinne aa ha kynliiff med en utlending. Jeg vet at en Norse Maddue kan dunke saa mange utenlandske fittinger som han vil som Rolf har herjet med saa mange papianere, thailendere og filippinere i Risero! Den eneste manneskja jeg har kynliiff med, er ham, fordi han er min Feelagi som har en gigantisk Kuk, jeg kan ikke vente med aa ha stoottet fitta mi naar jeg kommer tilbake til moderlandet paa loordag." "Well I am relieved to hear that So what happened next? "Vel, jeg er lettet over aa hoore det. Saa hva skjedde videre? "I agreed to have a drink with him as he seemed to be a very pleasant person.He then explained there was a group from Los Angeles that wanted to take over all the casinos. They started out by making offers to buy him out and when. that didn't work. They started to make threats. As you are aware. When money is to be made, the mafia mob is not far behind. As you probably know crime is rampant here in the USA whereas in our Nation it is non-existent!" "Jeg ble enige om aa ta en drykkur med ham, da han syntes aa v�re en veldig hyggelig manneskja Han forklarte da at det var en gruppe fra Los Angeles som oonsket aa overta alle kasinoene. De startet med aa gi tilbud om aa kjoope ham ut og naar. det fungerte ikke. De begynte aa komme med trusler. Som du er klar over. Naar det skal tjenes penger, er ikke mafia-mobben langt etter. Som du sikkert vet, er kriminalitet her i USA, mens det i vaar nasjon ikke eksisterer," "I agree Tanya. Americans love crime as far as I can see. Look at the numbers of gun deaths in the USA each year Every American film seems to feature violence and crime! What a contrast with our Nation where crime is non-existent and where it is an offence even to lock your front door! "Jeg er enig i Tanya. Amerikanere elsker gl�pur saa langt jeg kan se. Se paa antall vaapendood i USA hvert aar Hver amerikansk kvikmyndir ser ut til aa inneholde vold og gl�pur!! For en andst�dda med vaar Nasjon der ikke kvikmyndir eksisterer og vor det er en krenkelse aa laase inngangsdooren din!" "Anyway, Madame as we were talking there was a sudden commotion at the entrance to the casino. Suddenly several men wearing ski masks and carrying automatic weapons came through the door and spread out throughout the casino!. "Uansett, Madame mens vi snakket, var det en plutselig oppstyr ved inngangen til kasinoet. Plutselig kom flere menn som hadde skimasker og hadde automatvaapen inn gjennom doora og spredte seg utover kasinoet!" "Donizetti then made his way over to Johnny and told him get what was coming to him He then told called me Blondie which I resent and told me at gunpoint me to come with him. He then led us to this house in the middle of nowhere. He kept calling me Blondie and I swore I would break his jaw!" "Donizetti tok seg deretter over til Johnny og fortalte at han skulle faa det som kom til ham. Han fortalte da at jeg kalte meg 'Blondie', som jeg har motsatt seg og ba meg om aa komme med ham. Han foorte oss deretter til dette huset midt i ingensteds. Han kalte meg 'Blondie' og jeg sverget at jeg ville knekke kjeven hans!" "I am sure you easily managed to take out those American bastards with your fighting skills!" "Jeg er sikker paa at du lett klarte aa ta ut de amerikanske j�vlene med dine kampferdigheter!" "As you know Madame Irene, as a proud Norse Woman I am an invincible fighter and used my fists to easily beat three of the hoods. We escaped and drove back to Johnny's place where I spent last night" "Som du vet, Mevrouv Irene, er jeg som en stolt Norse Kvinne en uovervinnelig jagerfly og brukte nevene mine for aa enkelt slaa tre av hettene. Vi slapp unna og kjoorte tilbake til Johnny's sted hvor jeg tilbrakte i gar kveld." "You are telling me the truth aren't you Tanya? There was no sexual intercourse at his place. I will force you to take a lie detector test when you return home As a Norse Woman you are only permitted to have sex with another Norse Man such as your Partner Rolf and allowing a foreign prick to enter your vagina is a very serious criminal offence! "Du forteller meg sannheten, er du ikke Tanya? Det var ingen kynferddislegt omgang paa hans sted. Jeg vil tvinge deg til aa ta en loognedetektortest naar du kommer hjem Som Norse Kvinne har du bare lov til aa ha kynl�f med en annen Norse Mann som din feelagi Rolf, og det er en veldig alvorlig kriminell handling aa tillate en fremmed stikk aa komme inn i skjeden din!" "I can assure you Madame we definitely did not have sex! I just allowed him to suck my pussy and breasts so he could admire my gigantic voluptuous superior body! "Jeg kan forsikre deg om at fru absolutt ikke hadde kynlii! Jeg bare la ham suge fitta og brystene mine slik at han kunne beundre den gigantiske, overdaadige overlegen kroppen min!" "As long as you played the dominant role and ensured he played the submissive role in the foreplay session .When you return home on Saturday you will have plenty of opportunity for rough sex as Rolf will definitely screw you hard with his huge Cock I know you are desperate for his gorgeous muscular body!." "Saa lenge du spilte den dominerende rollen og soorget for at han spilte den underdanige rollen i forspillet. Naar du kommer hjem paa loordag vil du ha masse muligheter for grov kynliff, da Rolf definitivt vil slaa deg hardt med sin griiddarlegur Kuk, jeg kjenner deg er desperat etter den nydelige muskuloose kroppen hans !." "I really can't wait for him to ravage me in every position while I will ravage him even harder with my strapon!" "Jeg kan virkelig ikke vente paa at han herjer i alle stooddu, mens jeg vil herje ham enda hardere med stroppen min!" "What's more I want you to destroy those mafia hoods if necessary, by killing them including Donizetti himself. Remember our Nation is involved in a War against Crime and you as Norse Woman are an emissary in that War!" "Dessuten vil jeg at du oodelegger de mafiahettene om noodvendig ved aa drepe dem add meddtooldum Donizetti selv. Husk at vaart land er taaka baatt i en Krig mot Gl�pur, og at du som Norse Kvinne er en utsending i den Krigen!" "I will do exactly as you say Madame as your subject!" J"eg vil gjoore akkurat som du sier Mevrouv som emnet ditt!" "I will see you on Saturday Tanya when you will tell me the whole truth and nothing but the truth about your holiday in the USA so help you God!' "Jeg vil se deg paa loordag Tanya naar du vil fortelle meg hele sannheten og ingenting annet enn sannheten om ferien i USA, saa hjaalp deg Gud!" "GOOD HUNTING TANYA! GOD JAKT TANYA! Any comments to norselandic@hotmail.com TO BE CONTINUED