TANYA THE NORSE WOMAN BIKER by Hamlet TANYA BEGINS HER BIKERIDE ACROSS THE USA The weather was cold and rainy as Tanya Helgasdottir pulled up on her Hardanger motorbike outside the The Best Western Plus Inn in Towanda Pennsylvania USA,. She was dressed as most Norse Women were in shiny black leather wearing black high heeled boots with razor sharp heels, black leather trousers and a leather basque and leather gloves that went right up her arms. Her long blonde hair tied in a ponytail completed the stunning effect. Tanya knew she was very intelligent and completely fearless. She had a PHD in Psychology from the University of Haraldshus in Norseland., her speciality in Risero her home City in Norseland where she was a fully trained psychologist counselling men with sexual problems. The muscles in her legs were so large beneath her thigh length boots, but very sensual. She loved to wear sleeveless blouses to show the muscles in her arms and shoulders. And she bought them one size too small to make sure her large breasts on top of her firm chest muscles strained at the leather garment. And there was no fat. Just beautiful, bronzed skin over solid muscle. She slowly flexed them during the counselling sessions. Any man who was not aroused was totally brain dead. Perhaps that's why she was so popular. But Tanya was very serious about her work. She wanted to help the men who come to her. She wanted to help them with their problems, their "hang-ups", and their fetishes. Especially the fetishes. Tanya had one fetish that was almost out of control. She loved to fight and beat other foreigners and oslander men. She was aroused when she felt her muscles straining against those of another foreign man. And she was hooked in her work. . When she was abroad as in the USA she put on her most provocative clothes. There was always a challenge and she always won. . She kept her body in almost perfect shape. She lifted weights for hours at the Gym and Fitness Centre in Risero . She ran. She swam. She skied She wanted to make sure she was ready for the next fight. Fighting had become an obsession for her. She knew she had a problem with her obsession with physical conflict. Yet at the same time she loved to help people with their problems. And her "cure rate" was very high. She had read that the Best Western Motel provided exceptional accommodation in the heart of Shale Region in Pennsylvania's beautiful natural surroundings.Astounding views of the Endless Mountain could be enjoyed from the hotel. The spacious guestrooms featured contemporary furnishings and modern requirements such as high speed internet kitchen implements, LCD televisions, and free local calls. Mornings were made much brighter with the complimentary American style breakfasts of pancakes, maple syrup bacon sausages toast and endless coffee refills. Professional travellers appreciated the modern business centre at the hotel and its closeness to companies such as Frontier and Cabot Oil. After visiting country fairs and craft shows, guests could unwind with a swim in the indoor pool. The motel also featured free parking a fitness centre where she could display her huge muscles and work for as long as she liked. Towanda was the county seat of Bradford County, Pennsylvania, United States, 66 miles northwest of Scranton on the Susquehanna River. The name meant "burial ground" in the Algonquian Indian language. Settled in 1784 and Incorporated in 1828, Towanda was once known primarily for its industrial interests, which included flour, planning and silk mills, a foundry and machine shop, dye works, and manufacturers of talking machines, cut glass, toys and furniture. Currently, the 2010 census confirmed that the population of Towanda was 2,919 This was the first stop in her journey across the USA from New York to Francisco a journey of 2907 miles where she would board the plane back to her beloved Norseland .In many ways she wanted to emulate the hero in On the Road by Jack Kerouac based on the travels of Kerouac and his friends across America She had really enjoyed her journey setting out from New York about lunchtime She had been staying in a small hotel on W.64th Street. She had ridden right up the Henry Hudson Parkway at full speed ignoring all speed limits. She had crossed the George Washington Bridge a double-decked suspension bridge spanning the Hudson River, connecting the Washington Heights neighbourhood in Manhattan in New York City to Fort Lee, Bergen County, New Jersey. She had roared up the Palisades Parkway to the amazement of all the motorists. She had reached Bear Mountain one of the best-known peaks of New York's Hudson Highlands. She went at full speed down Route 17 through Orange County New York State until she arrived at the intersection turning left down Highway 84 reaching the Pennsylvania borders. She then tore towards Scranton through the Pocono Mountains which contained 2400 sq. miles of mountains and streams and was very popular with local tourists, She was soon tearing through Scranton the geographic and cultural centre of the Lackawanna River valley, and the largest of the former anthracite coal mining communities in a quilt-work that also included Wilkes-Barre, Pittston,and Carbondale. Scranton became known as the Electric City when electric lights were introduced at Dickson Locomotive Works in 1880[ She decided to park her Hardanger motorbike and visit the museums in Scranton Including the excellent Everhart Museum in Nay Aug Park, which housed a collection of natural history, science and art exhibits. She visited the Houdini Museum, which featured films, exhibits, and a stage show in a unique, century-old building. Everywhere she went in the town dressed totally in black leather with her height at over 6 feet men would glower at her sheer size and beauty. It was no not long before she mounted her motorbike for the last lap of herJourney to Towanda. She roared out of the town at a speed of 80 MPH along Route 6. The route spanned the Susquehanna river located in the north-eastern United States. At 464 miles long, it was the longest river on the American east coast that drained into the Atlantic Ocean, and with its watershed it was the 16th largest river in the United States, and the longest river in the continental United States without commercial boat traffic today. The banks of the river seemed to be overflowing with the heavy down pour which flooded off her back-leather basque and trousers. She was soon outside the small town of Wyalusing that lay just south of Towanda. She turned the throttle of her bike as she went full speed right into the centre of Towanda. As soon as she reached the hotel and threw her leather bag on the bed she walked straight to the reception to ask where there was to drink and eat in Towanda as she was so hungry as there was no restaurant in the motel that served evening meals The receptionist was intimidated by her sheer presence and size but very friendly and helpful. 'Well ma'am I always go to Finland's Tavern on 203 Main St. It's a nice place for a blue-collar guy but a big Lady like you would like it too. Ask Ray for a hunting story and you should keep busy for an hour or two! They do an enormous pork hoagie with fries and salad for only $5!' .. She thanked the receptionist walked into the "Finland bar" around 8pm. She was the only woman in a sea of American men. . The bar has been loud with conversation as they were watching the game of the Atlanta Falcons v 49ers. Now you could hear a pin drop. No one said a word. Everyone was watching her. She went to the bar and ordered a beer. Then she turned to face the crowd. A slow smile crossed her face as she watched everyone and slowly started to flex her muscles. She turned her back and tightened the huge bronzed muscles in her thighs. Of all her muscles, these were the strongest. And the most beautiful. She turned her back again. Next it was the muscles in her gut. She turned to face the crowd and slowly unzipped her leather trousers just above her waist. She put her hands behind her head and thrust her hips forward. Her stomach was rock hard. Lean. No fat. Just bronzed skin covering solid muscle. She moved her hips back and forth, making her abdominals bulge. She zipped her shorts back up. Moved to the muscles in her arms and shoulders.Her veins popped out. The peak in her biceps was almost unreal. She settled back. Waiting. It's was obvious. This Norse Woman had walked into an all-male bar and just issued a challenge to all the men in it. They knew she would not have to wait long. Most of the men would be intimidated. A voice came from the back of the room. "Think you're hot, don't you? You Norsi bitch!" The man was huge. There was a layer of fat over his muscles. But he was obviously, a trucker and quite strong. "When? Tanya asked, smiling. "Where do you want to go?" "The parking lots." "Fine," said Tanya, still smiling. The big man's name was Jeff. And he hated foreigners especially Norselanders. They were together in the parking lot Jeff made the first move. He grabbed Tanya in a bear hug. Yanked her into the air. He put all the strength of his strong arms and shoulders into the effort to break her back. Tanya had been in bear hugs before and knew how to break out of them. She had had won all her fights. She was determined to win this one. Her powerful left arm pushed his chin back. And her powerful right arm sent her fist crashing into his mouth and nose. The pain in her back and ribs was blinding. But she continued to send blow after blow into Jeff's face. Finally, the large man couldn't take any more. His face was a bloody mess. He released the hold. .The big man then jumped into the air, landing with all the force in his legs on Tanya's stomach. But Tanya has seen this coming and tightened her stomach into a solid mass of bronzed muscle. The big man might as well have landed on a tree trunk. Tanya saw a weakness. While her mid-section was solid steel, the big man's looked soft. Tanya used the most powerful muscles she had and sent a kick into Jeff's gut. The man doubled over in pain. Tanya used the powerful muscles again and landed a vicious kick to the side of his head. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Jeff was out. Finished totally! The crowd applauded while Tanya stood up and headed back to the bar. Any comments to norselandic@hotmail.com