TANYA FACES TROUBLE NEAR CLEVELAND OHIO
by Hamlet



Tanya awoke that Saturday morning feeling still tired after only 4 hours
sleep. She had spent the night mercilessly screwing with her strap- on, face
sitting and breast smothering Christopher at the Best Weston hotel in
Cleveland Ohio. She really felt tired and felt she needed to sleep more. She
looked down and could see the sleeping figure of her American friend
Christopher still dead to the world.

He lay in her arms snoring, the sheets covering almost all his naked body so
that he lay there in complete darkness with his face pushed into her huge
mammaries, her arm around his neck so that he lay there underneath the sheets
unable to move almost suffocating, seeing only complete darkness unable to
move a single centimetre.

Suddenly her mobile rang. She saw that it was her partner Rolf calling.

'Hello Tanya it's your partner Rolf calling. How are you I'm really missing
you?!'

'Hallo Tanya det er partneren din Rolf ringer. Hvordan har du det? Jeg savner
deg virkelig?!

'Oh Rolf I really do miss you so much and the warm touch of your body next to
mine!'

'Oh Rolf, jeg savner deg virkelig saa mye og den varme berooringen av kroppen
din ved siden av min!

''So, whereabouts in America are you now Tanya?'

'Saa, hvor i Amerika er du naa Tanya?'

'I'm in a city called Cleveland.It's about seven hundred and forty kilometres
west of New York.'

~'Jeg er i en by som heter Cleveland.Det er omtrent syv hundre og foorti
kilometeest for New York. '

'So when will you be back in Risero with me Tanya ? I really long for your
voluptuous body.'

'Saa naar vil du v�re tilbake i Risero med meg Tanya? Jeg lengter veldig
etter den lystige kroppen din.'

'Well it's about three thousand nine hundred and sixty kilometres to San
Francisco so I should be with you in two weeks' time. You will meet me at
Vikingsborg airport when I arrive and we will drive back together to Risero'

'Vel, det er omtrent tre tusen ni hundre og seksti kilometer til San
Francisco, saa jeg skulle v�re med deg om to uker. Du vil moote meg paa
Vikingsborg lufthavn naar jeg ankommer, og vi skal kjoore sammen igjen til
Risero '

'I will be there exactly on time Tanya'

'Jeg vil v�re der nooyaktig paa tid Tanya'

'Just be a good boy and make sure you don't see any other women! Remember my
sister Ioanna is watching you!'

'Bare v�r en god gutt og pass paa at du ikke ser noen andre kvinner! Husk at
soosteren min, Ioanna, ser pa deg!

;'I will always be faithful to you Tanya I will see you at Vikingsborg airport
in two weeks' time!'

'Jeg vil alltid v�re tro mot deg Tanya, jeg vil se deg paa Vikingsborg
lufthavn om to ukers tid

She put her mobile down and looked under the sheets at Christopher. He was
still snoring. She held him by the arms and brought his face next to hers to
wake him up.

'Sweetheart that was my partner and lover Rolf. He would really like to meet
you when you come to Norseland ,where you will come next month for your
treatment of Neuro Linguistic Corrective Therapy. Don't worry darling I will
pay your fare and arrange for your visa and you can stay with me at my flat in
Risero. I will be your therapist and you will be my patient.'

'Even though I really like you so much Christopher, you must remember Rolf is
my partner and lover and that his member is more than four times the size of
yours! You must also realise sweetie that we cannot have intimate sexual
relations but we can only kiss and touch each other and I can debauch you with
my strap on. It is illegal in my Nation for me to have an oslander's member
inside me. I have plenty of sexual relations with Norselandic men, especially
Rolf, but I would never allow my vagina to be polluted by an oslander's
member.

' Now come on darling you had; better get showered and dressed before your pas
out under my breasts, I really want to take you to your home and take care of
you sweetheart.'

It was 7 AM and she got up, had a shower and thoroughly cleaned her formidable
muscular body. She dressed as usual in leather completely in jacket, trousers
and boots. She put mascara in her eyes and shiny purple lipstick to complete
the effect. -

She then called room service for breakfast. It was delivered to her room
almost immediately with typically efficient American service. It consisted of
twelve pancakes, lashings of maple syrup, pineapple juice, a whole cafetiere
of coffee and piles of toast She fed Christopher like a little baby pouring
the coffee down his throat and making him swallow the toast as she held him in
her massive arms.

She then went down to the reception striding across the dining room in her
leather outfit to pay the bill while Christopher dressed. Everyone seemed to
stare at her in awe as she handed her credit card to the desk clerk. She went
back to the room and ordered Christopher to take all his belongings and hers
down to the reception. The plan was that she would take him back to his home
town of Marion Ohio and would stay with him for a few days before resuming her
journey across the USA with Chicago as her next stop.

As they were being about to drive off in her Hardanger motorbike with
Christopher on the back holding onto her, she noticed four rather suspicious
looking men getting into a green car across up the road staring at her unable
to take their eyes off her.

She then took off at full speed down Euclid Avenue turning the throttle of her
mighty Hardanger bike until she was crossing the Cuyahoga river that ran
through the centre of Cleveland, heading for Interstate 90, following the
signposts to Columbus the state capital increasing the speed so that had
almost hit 80 MPH until she was on Interstate 71 heading south.

As she turned she noticed the green car following her. She looked behind her
and it was the same four men in the green car trying to overtake her.

.

'It looks like were being followed' she turned around as Christopher with his
arms around her was clutching desperately onto her back terrified as she was
soon approaching 90 miles an hour.

She roared down the freeway and then suddenly turned right down route 18 in
the direction of Medina. Soon she was on the outskirts of the town and then
roared at full speed down the main street overtaking all the traffic on the
way. She looked behind her and the car was still behind her desperately trying
to keep up with her speed. She decided that it was time to confront these men
whoever they were,

She suddenly came to an abrupt halt outside the Old Court house right in the
centre of the town. The car suddenly swerved and turned right blocking her She
stopped the bike suddenly with Christopher nearly falling off onto the road.

The four gorillas who had been following her got out out of the car. One had a
gun pointing right at her. He walked straight towards her

'OK lady you're coming with us. We've been watching you ever since you were at
that restaurant. We saw you dancing with boyfriend You really are some
muscle-bound freak Are you a woman or some kind of transgender? You Norsii
bitch you're bigger than Dolly Parton and Bunny Glamazonian combined .We
followed you back to your hotel and we've been waiting for you. all night.'

She got off the bike and walked down the road. straight towards them.

'So, he is my boyfriend and as you can see I am even bigger than Bunny
Glamazon. What do you bunch of ugly gorillas want? '

'Well big Bertha your boyfriend here owes us money and he'd better pay us now
or we'll splatter his guts all over the pavement.'

Tanya remembered the conversation they had at Lola's restaurant last night
when as a therapist he had poured out all his troubles to her telling her that
his wife had left him owing over $20,000 in credit card debts and that he had
to sell most of his possessions to pay the debts she had incurred. He had even
told Tanya that he collected old chandeliers for a hobby and had sold his
favourite black chandelier an antique just to keep his creditors away. He had
told her that he had sold it to some dodgy guys, but did not care as he only
wanted to pay off his debts.

The gorilla spoke to her still pointing the gun.

'You don't know everything about your darling boyfriend do you muscle woman?
Well he sold us a black chandelier. He sold it to us for a $1000, he did not
tell you about it did he? The whole thing turned out to be a pile of junk.
None of the lights worked, we put the goddam thing up on the ceiling and the
whole f""g thing came crashing down and broke all over the goddam floor I had
to throw the whole goddamn thing in the trash can! He sold us a pile of crap
.We want our goddam money back!'

She walked straight towards them smiling. They had never seen a woman of her
height before as she towered over them.

'Well I want to tell you that has not giving you a cent back because you
should not have bought it from him in the first place. We have a saying in our
Nation that you probably have never heard of 'caveat emptor, which means let
the buyer beware. He's not giving you anything back so just back off and leave
is alone and stop pointing that stupid gun at my face.'

One of the gorillas had a gun in his hand and he began to poke her in the ribs

'Look here you muscle bound weirdo she male, we're taking your boyfriend to
the nearest ATM. He's going to withdraw $1500, that's the extra money for all
the trouble he's put us through as well as our expenses. If he doesn't have
the money then you Norsi bitch will pay. Now you're coming with us lady or
we'll blast your sorry Norsi ass across this road.'

'I'm not going with you anywhere your ugly bastard and you can take that gun
out of my ribs immediately!

The gorilla began to sweat -He just could not answer her.

'Now look here lady were all armed-my friend has a machine gun hidden in that
case. You and your boyfriend are going to end up at the bottom of Lake Erie
unless you do just what we say!'

Tanya carried on smiling as the gorillas continued to poke the gun in her
ribs. With her brilliant psychological skills as a therapist she could look
into his mind and tell he was really petrified of her as his hand began to
shake.

'Typical cowards-hiding behind guns and even a machine gun! Well I'm not the

slightest bit frightened of any of you!'

Again, he could not answer as she appeared too clever of him.

He just shouted.

'Just keep walking you Norsi she male and get into the goddam car and shut the
f""k up!'

He pushed his gun into her ribs again. He began to feel ridiculous as she was
over four feet taller than him. He could see all her leather clad solid mass
of muscle standing right before him.

She walked forward and smiled at Christopher and put her loving arms around
him.

'Don't worry my sweet darling. I am your lover, protector and therapist. I
will be your guardian angel against all the forces of evil.'

I WILL PROTECT YOU!

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