TANYA THE BIKER DEALS WITH A WIFE ABUSER by Hamlet There was hazy sunshine overhead as Tanya sped at full speed down Highway leaving the town of Towanda Pennsylvania in the distance. She was really enjoying her holiday in the USA in which she would ride the full length of the country from New York to San Francisco. Tonight, she would spend in Ashtabula Ohio at the Best Western Hotel. What was so wonderful about the USA were the vast spaces where there were huge tracks of empty territory unlike her Home Nation Norseland where every single square kilometre was populated settled and developed, where there was no real countryside at all even in the mountainous areas and where the whole country was really just one vast metropolis with its area the size of England and a population of over 90 million. She had particularly enjoyed her experience last night and longed to have plenty of fights like it. She had fought a big trucker Jeff who hated foreigners especially Norselanders. She had used the most powerful muscles she had and sent a kick into his gut. The man had doubled over in pain. She had landed a vicious kick to the side of his head. She could still hear the sounds of his screaming. He was unconscious .and prostrate on the ground as the crowd applauded while she had stood up and headed back to the bar. An ambulance had been called to take him to the nearest hospital St Josephs in Elmira New York State where he would be incapacitated for several weeks! She rode through the next community Burlington dressed as always in stunning shiny black leather with boots with razor sharp heels, black leather trousers and a leather basque and long leather gloves that went right up her arms. Her long blonde hair was waving in the wind. In the distance she could see Mt. Pisgah a peak located in north-eastern Pennsylvania's Glaciated Low Plateau region.. During the late 19th century, this mountain was a favourite summer resort for those from eastern cities, even as far away as Chicago. Visitors were able to stay on a mountaintop hotel, which featured a 100-foot observation tower. The views from the tower looked over the Pennsylvania landscapes. Today none of those amenities on the summit existed but the views from the top were still sublime and attracted hikers and nature lovers. She thrust forward on her mighty Hardanger bike as she rode through the the small towns of Mansfield and Wellsboro, then though the Tioga State Forest and the Susquehannock State Park a Pennsylvania state park on 224 acres. The park was on a scenic plateau overlooking the Susquehanna River and Reservoir. The Susquehannock people, also called the Conestoga (by the English were Iroquoian-speaking Native Americans who lived in areas adjacent to the Susquehanna River and its tributaries from the southern part of what is now New York (and the lands of the Five Nations of the Iroquois Confederacy), She rode at full speed on down Highway 6 to the Allegheny National Forest which was located in north-western Pennsylvania. The forest covered 513,175 acres (of land. It was in Warren the main town of the Alleghanies that she decided to stop for a rest and for lunch. In recent years, Warren had struggled through hard economic times and a steady decline in population (after peaking at nearly 15,000 residents in 1940), but the city was attempting to bounce back with the Impact Warren project, a riverfront development project in downtown Warren. She decided to eat lunch at Ribs N Bones a steakhouse. As she sat down dressed in all her leather power to the amazement of those sitting there, she ordered a Flounder Sandwich and fries and Peanut Butter Flounder Pie for dessert. She had made a Flounder sandwich back in her flat in Risero which was made by combining mayonnaise and sriracha.Sriracha a sauce made of� chili peppers,� sugar,� garlic, distilled vinegar, and salt. and in a separate bowl, whisking together the vinegar, sugar, and salt adding the red onions and let hang out for 20 minutes or so.Flounder was a kind of flatfish.In a third bowl one added the fish sauce and flounder tossed well and left it in the fridge for twenty minutes and dried on paper towels.One then placed a large skillet over a high heat poured in a tablespoon of canola oil and added the flounder.one then toasted the ciabatta bread then smeared the sriracha mayonnaise on the insides of the cut bread added the fish, dill, cilantro, and pickled onions between the bread. and served. It was delicious! She was impressed as always in the USA by the large portions, and friendly service, and reasonable prices. As she was enjoying her peanut butter Pie She noticed a commotion in the car park as a fat man was shouting at his wife so that the entire restaurant could hear "Your stupid whore, why don't you pay attention to what you are doing. You've only packed two shirts! We've come all the way from New York for our skiing holiday in the Alleghenies and you've only managed to pack two shirts! If I wasn't here to keep an eye on you would make a mess of everything you do! And I could tell, you were flirting with that man wearing the suit at the reception. I ought to beat your sorry ass right here!" "Please, Mike, I just lost my list when I was packing back home and I couldn't remember what we needed. I'm sorry. It won't happen again." The woman then dropped a bag and it fell with a loud crash. There had obviously been glass bottles in the bag they had bought at the liquor store, as liquid started to flow out down the car park. "Goddamit, Laurie, you dropped all the beers and wines! Can't you do anything right?" Tanya could hear the man slapping the woman, hard across the face in front of the restaurant Laurie screamed holding her face. He began hitting her across the face back and forth, backhand and forehand. She was crying and begging him to stop. What was worse was that no one lifted a finger to help her. "Useless bitch, now I have to go back to the nearest supermarket and buy more drinks! You're not good for anything; you're even a lousy for sex!" He kept hitting her face as he told her what a failure she was oblivious to all the customers in the restaurant and the car park. Tanya had seen enough. She strode over to Mike and caught his hand. "That's enough, mister!" she said. "Why don't you go buy your own drinks and leave the lady alone? She's suffered enough." Mike looked at Tanya. "Why don't you butt out, blondie you can't tell me what to do you f---g Norsi musclebound freak!" he said. "Butt out before you get the same thing she's getting." Tanya glared at Mike. She could see the woman, Laurie on the ground, crying. She had a cut on her lip and her face was red and swollen. Tanya instead of backing off moved even closer. "Why don't you try to do that to me, tough guy?" she asked. "I'm just a woman, like her. You should have no trouble beating me up too." she continued. He raised his hand to slap Laurie again. He felt a strong grip on his arm as Tanya reached out and grabbed it. He could not break her grip on his arm. "Let me go, your Norsi bitch, or I'll beat your ass, Just like hers." he cried out in pain. Without releasing his arm Tanya replied. "You might find I'm a little more trouble than she is. You see as you know I'm Norselandic from a Nation where Women are the dominant sex so why don't you go buy your own drinks and leave her alone or you 'will regret it!" Tanya had retained her iron grip on his arm. Suddenly Mike swung his other arm, his left at her head. She managed to duck out of the way, but lost her grip on his arm also. Mike swung again, this time he could not break her grip on his arm. He let out a piercing scream Without releasing his arm Tanya replied. "You might find I'm a little more trouble than she is. I've told you I'm a Norse Woman and a Valkyrie and we're the toughest people on earth and no one messes with us. Why don't you go buy your stupid drinks and leave her alone."? He let out another scream of pain as she tightened her grip that could be heard right across the car park. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Any comments to norselandic@hotmail.com