RAMONA BEATS UP MORE GUERILLAS AS CYNTHIA AND YVETTE ARRIVE TO RESCUE THE HOSTAGE by Hamlet Ramona went tearing down the road in the direction of San Pedro de Osos in the jeep She had taken from the guerillas. She had just freed the hostage Dr Vaasterup. She had never been to Colombia in Her whole life and She had just arrived that morning from Miami.She had been supplied with a roads map of Antioquia Province in Colombia by Angela before She arrived . However the road map did not seem to mark the road She was travelling on .She just had a compass on Her as She knew that that San Pedro lay due south and being a seasoned traveller Herself She could tell which direction She was going. She had Doctor Vaasterup in the back seat. He was in a terrible state from all his beatings and She was seriously wondering whether he would be able to survive the journey ahead .Blood was poring out of his hands where the guerillas had cut off his fingers as he moved backward and forwards on the back seat  of the jeep as it bounced up and down along the rutted road. She drove as fast as She could and as She drove on she could see the town of San Pedro in the distance She carried on driving . She looked in Her wing mirror. There was a jeep coming behind Her .She could hear a loudspeaker from the jeep Mataremos usted gringa negra! No hay fuga de nosotros! We kill you black gringo theirs no escape from us! As She drove on She began to hear the sound of machine gun fire .She looked at the side of the jeep and could see that they had hit the sides of the jeep itself .She swerved and went into the side of the road and drove the jeep straight into the trees and into the jungle .Soon She was hitting the trees themselves and it way getting darker .She was becoming so worried that the doctor would fall off. She managed to place him on his back in the jungle clearing comforying him as She massaged him in Her powerful hands. She had no idea where She was as She was getting quite nervous as She was in a dark part of the jungle with a jeep that was broken and the Doctor on Her hands who  could die at any minute! What was more those guerillas probably knew the jungle better than Her and were determined to kill Her and take the Doctor back as their prisoner. She decided that her only hope was to locate those guerillas ,kill them and take their jeep .After all the more dead guerrillas the better! Suddenly She received a call from Angela. 'Where are You Ramona .I'm getting really worried about You !Have You freed the Doctor yet ?We are getting ready to attack What's more SNO (Senior Nursing Officer) Cynthia Joannasdottir  and JSO Yvette Hangamhaard are in San Pedro ready to take him to safety to the QGS Dominatia.' 'Yes You will be pleased to know I have freed him Angela .I beat up two  guards probably to death and took one of the jeeps from the guerillas!' 'That's great news Ramona We can now tack those bastards and I can capture El Peligro personally!' ;Where are You now?; 'I am somewhere in the jungle near San Pedro.I'm afraid the jeep is a  complete write off. There are some guerillas after Me .What I thought I would do was to attack them and take their jeep. I've got the Doctor here lying on the ground  and he's in a terrible state!' 'Don't worry I will send Judge Elena Roargaard after You in Her Skandi plane  that can trace Your exact location based on the information on its data base based on Your voice and smell . I will also send Cynthia and Yvette to rescue the Doctor .I think They will also have some fun beating up the guerillas who were chasing You as they do enjoy a good fight!' 'Certainly I will attack the guerillas now and take their jeep /No one fires a machine gun at Me and gets away with it! I will be in the open road and so Elisa will be able to spot Me easily.' Ramona walked forwards and was soon back in front of the jeep where there were 4 guerillas. She could hear them talking as She could speak Spanish  coming from Miami Herself '?Me pregunto adonde es esa bruja negra ha ido?' I wonder where that n---r bitch has gone?' '!Quiero a mataresa vaca!!Ella justo ha dado una paliza a dos de nuestros compaňeros a muerte!'  . 'I want to kill that cow she's just beaten two of our comrades to death!' !'Ella es justo una sádica puňetera! Cada uno de sus huesos eran se rompido!' 'She's just an f--g sadist ! Every one of their bones was broken!' 'Soy  seguro ella fue en la jungla allí.No puedo esperar a matarla y capturar eso médico norsía.!Necesitamos a llevarlo como nuestro rehén en caso esas brujas norsías nos atacan!' 'I'm sure she went into the jungle just there. I can't wait to kill her and capture that Norsi  doctor. We need to hold him as a hostage in case those Norsi bitches attack!' Just as he was talking She stood right in front of him in all Her leather clad splendour. She spoke to them in Her Spanish almost as if She was Colombian Herself. 'Buenos días me llamo Ramona el jefe de Las Escorpiónas Negras! Una cosa que no me gusta es a ser llamado una vaca negra!?Porqué no intenta usted a matarme y pegarme con esa ametralladora?' 'Hello I'm Ramona the Leader of the Black Scorpions!One thing I don't like to be called is an n---r cow Why don't you try to kill me and shoot me with that machine gun?' !Yo mataré usted su bruja negra ! 'I kill you n----r witch!' He made an attempt to fire at Her but his hand was shaking in fear. She was far too fast for him .She was an expert knife thrower in addition to being an expert in so many fighting skills. She took a knife out from Her waist belt and hurled it straight at his crotch .It landed there right on target going  straight through his scrotum.He let out the most terrible scream of pain as he lay screaming in the ground as blood poured out like a river. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! The sound he made could certainly be heard for several kilometres around and would certainly alert the Skandi plane thar was certainly nearby by now One of the guerillas came running behind Her as he tried to grab Her by the neck with his right hand. She easily  countered the hold by bending Her knees and snapped Her boot heel  right into his groin that immediately caused him to release his hold. She turned  right round with a brilliant right cross move that landed hard on his nose. He began to scream as he held his broken nose as blood came pouring  out of it in torrents. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! She twisted to the right moving almost as fast as a cheetah with a perfectly executed right uppercut driving right under his chin continuing upwards as his head flew back in reaction to Her savage blow. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! His belly was now unprotected that gave Her even more reason to bury Her right fast deep into him He bent forwards in a jerking motion as he dropped to his knees a dead weight beneath Her .he lay in the ground groaning and begging for mercy NO MAS POR FAVOR!! NO MORE PLEASE!! The other two guerillas walked away. They just wanted to get into the jeep and drive away from this all powerful Black Clamazon.She now had a machine gun in Her hand and was a far better shot than them. Just as they were about to get back in the jeep they looked up in the sky. They beheld a sight they had never seen their lives There was a huge plane that seemed to cover the entire sky .Next to it was a huge helicopter gunship that hovered above them with the noise from its rotating blades that was almost deafening .They could not believe their eyes as they looked up believing this was like some spaceship from outer space. As they looked up the helicopter gunship began to land .It was almost like the film ET!The noise was becoming even louder almost deafening. Soon it landed on the road next to them taking up almost the entire road ask= well as part of the jungle clearing Were these Martians about to land? The door suddenly opened. Out stepped a Woman dressed totally in shiny black rubber with thigh length boots with high heels .She had a mask on to make Her look even more stunning and Her blonde hair piled up made Her even taller .Next to Her was a Woman dressed  in a black leather cat suit also wearing thigh length boots with a leather hat and a whole armoury of weapons around Her waist. She had a leather cap in with a coat of arms on . She had long flowing hair that cane down to Her waist. Both  of Them were even taller than Ramona! The one dressed in rubber stepped forward looking so majestic,. My name is SNO Cynthia Joannesdottir and this is My Colleague JSO Yvette Hangamhaard. We have come with the ROJ led by Judge Angela Spiteful to rescue the Doctor that you have dared to kidnap ,restore order in your country and to wipe you guerrillas off the face of the earth like all scum!' Say your prayers! YOUR DEATH IS NIGH!!