ANGELA THE NORSE WOMAN AND VALKYRIE 200 by Hamlet ANGELA AND TANYA BEAT TWO MEN IN A BAR TO A BLOODY PULP Angela and Tanya sat in the La Estancia restaurant in Medell�n, Colombia as Dorita served them drinks aguardientes which were fiery Colombian beers. Dorita had done as she was told by Gemma and had dutifully changed her filthy apron and had also made sure that she had spitted out the gum from her mouth. As soon she had served Them, the commotion started in the kitchen as they could hear Gemma beating the cook Raul totally senseless. They could clearly hear his screams from inside the restaurant. The 3 men who had been leering at Them also could hear the terrible noise and the screams and begging for mercy of the cook. 'What the hell's going on in there, we asked that leather bitch to do the cooking not beat up the chef! Is she crazy?' '?Qu� en inferno pasa all�? !Ped�mos esa perra de cuero a hacer la cocina no dar una paliza al cocinero! ?Es ella loca?' 'I told you those leather bitches are either men in disguise or they're creatures from another planet!' '!Yo dec� usted son uno u otro hombres disfrazados o ellas son criaturas de una otra planeta!' They do come from another planet it's a country called Norseland in the Pacific Ocean dominated by Women. What's worse is that those bitches have come over here to rule us!' 'Ellas vienen desde una otra planeta se lllama Norseland es un pa�s en el oceano pac�fico domonado por mujeres! Qu� es peor es que esas perras han venido por encima de aqu� a gobernarnos!' Just as they were speaking they could see the cook Raul go flying through the door and fall in a bloody unconscious heap right in front of them! Gemma stood right in front of them in all Her leather clad splendour. She shouted at them. 'WOULD YOU LIKE A FIGHT TOO?' '?GUSTRAR�AN USTEDES UNA PALIZA TAMBI�N?' All 3 of them we're now really terrified. They now faced a beating themselves from these Three massive Norse Women and Valkyries and did not know where to turn. Suddenly Angela walked up to them while Tanya walked to the other side. 'So you idiots thought you We could not understand Spanish .We are Norse Women the most intelligent people as well as the strongest on earth .We can learn any language in the world!' 'Tan ustedes idiotas pensaban que nosotras no pudieron entender espa�ol. Somos Nors�a Mujeres la gente la m�s inteligente del mundo! Podemos aprender alg�n idioma en el mundo!' 'So you really did think you could get you dirty foreign pricks up our pussies !We don't allow foreign filth anywhere near Our pussies We only allow Our handsome Norse Men to screw Us !' said Tanya moving right up to one of them as he began to sweat with fear. '!Tan ustedes verdaderamente pensaban que ustedes pudieron traer sus pinchazos sucios estranjeros arriba nuestros minimos !! No permiten mugre estranjero en cu�lquier parte cerca de nuestros minimos! Permitimos solamente Norsi Hombres guapos a atornillarnos!' Gemma moved up to another one. 'I think you need a beating just like the one I gave the cook!' 'Creo que usted necesita una paliza justo como la una yo di al cocinero!' Angela went up to one of them and put Her leather gloved hand down the crotch. 'I think you need some Cock and Ball Torture as well as a good beating!' 'Creo que necesita una totura de gallo y bola como tambi�n una buena paliza!' He let out a pircing scream as She began to crush his balls in Her leather fingers OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! The other man saw what agony his friend was in and decided to escape .As he did so Tanya stood right in front of him barring his way. 'Where the hell do you think you're going ?I want to give you a good beating! I need some practice fighting!' '?Adonde en infierno cree usted va?! Yo quiero dar usted una buena paliza !Yo necesito una pr�ctica en luchando!' She grabbed him with Her right hand Her left hand so bringing his torso round to face Her. Before he knew what was happening She was standing right in front of him. She desperately needed as much practice as possible as She had to face those guerillas tomorrow . She had Her fists tightly clenched as She placed Her right foot in front of Her left in a perfect Gym Kata stand. She then blew Her leather gloved steel like fist into the man's belly lifting his body up in the air as his mouth opened wide spraying aguardiente all over Her leather cat suit. He fell on the ground clutching his violated belly screaming. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! She was now getting a real orgasm as She stood right over him with Her boot heel planted right into his neck savoring Her triumph so much. Meanwhile Angela was still putting Her victim through the most eructating CBT. His screamed could probably be heard over a kilometer way AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Suddenly She let him go as he rolled around the floor clutching his crotch. She walked over to him and pulled him up by the neck. 'Come on I'm sure you want to fight Me after that CBT! I've just put you through Hell. Why don't you take a broken glass and attack Me.Like My Colleaugue I'm desperate for a fight and need all the practice I can get!" '!Se encende yo estoy seguro que quiere una lucha especialmente despu�s esa tortura de gallo y bola yo he ponido usted ! Yp he justo ponido usted por a trav�s de infierno.Porqu� no toma un cristal y me ataca?! Como mi colega estoy desperado para una lucha y necesito toda la pr�ctica que yo puedo sacar!' She pulled him up and took him to a table full of glasses as She held him by the neck. ' Here are some glasses! Let Me break one for you!' 'Aqu� son unos cristales! Deja me romper uno para usted! ' He now had a glass in his hand while She only had Her hands and feet. He ran towards Her screaming hysterically. 'The time you will die you evil Norsi fiendess from Hell!' 'Este tiempo usted morir� usted demonia nors�a malvada de inferno! ' She stood there as he came towards Her with a broken bottle. With one swift movement She brought Her boot heel high up in the air. The glass went flying out of his hand right up to the ceiling . She really wanted to have some serious Gym Kata practice! She held him by the neck in Her powerful leather gloved hand' 'So you were trying to attack Me with a broken glass you idiot!' 'Tan intentaba a atacar me con un crystal rompido su idiota!' She then brought Her fist right back. As it was moving straight to him he bellowed for mercy. 'PLEASE DONT HIT ME!!' '!NO ME GOLPEA POR FAVOR!! She rammed Her fist hard into his belly over and over again .Each punch penetrated deeper into his belly as he dispelled his breakfast, lunch dinner and beer and bellowed with pain. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Her boots were covered in puke and beer as She at last let him go. He fell into a bloody unconscious heap on the floor in front of Her in a pool of blood and puke. Tanya and Her were once more victorious. They were ready to deal with hose guerillas tomorrow. Angela walked up to Gemma who had the other other man by his collar quivering with fear. 'Gemma please beat the crap out of him.It excites Tanya and Me so much!' 'THEN WE'LL SMASH THIS PLACE UP!!' Any comments to Norseland@hotmail.com