ANGELA THE NORSE WOMAN AND VALKYRIE 197
by Hamlet
ANGELA DOES SOME MAN BEATING IN A BAR


Angela carried on squeezing the balls of the Colombian man as he groaned in
pain. She was actually desperate for a fight especially as She needed some
training to fight those guerillas tomorrow and was afraid that the 14 hour
flight had put Her out of shape.

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! He bellowed

As he was groaning in agony She put Her hand in his pocket squeezing even
harder this time and threw some coins at the barman .She did not know how much
a beer was but She was sure it came to about $0.40 or 800 pesos according to
Her guide book!

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

'Toma esos gordo camarero!'She shouted as She flung the coins at the barman.

'POR FAVOR NO M�S SE��ORA!! 'her victim screamed as She squeezed hard with Her
powerful leather gloved hand as it went right down his crotch.

'Yo soltar�� solamente si usted me dirige correctamente! Me llamo Jueza
Spiteful!'

She said She would only stop if he addressed Her correctly as Judge Spiteful

'POR FAVOR SOLTA JUEZA SPITEFULA!!!'

She eventually released him as he clutched his testicles in agony nearly
falling onto the floor.

She got up and spoke to the other men in the bar.

!Buenos d��as compaňeros !Quiza m�s tarde ustedes pueden comparme una
otra bebida . Esperea que ustedes no rehusar�n!

She said:

'Hi fellows perhaps later you can buy me another drink I hope you won't
refuse!'

From what they had witnessed none of them would dare refuse!

Suddenly She noticed the barman had a steel bar in his hand. He looked as if
he was going to hit Her as he shouted out

'!Librase de mi bar su f-------g perra nors�a !C�mo desafia usted hacer
daňo a mi cliente su Mujer de Cuerda malvada !Si usted no sali mi bar
inmediatamente yo romper�� su cabeza con esta barra de acero!'

He said:

'Leave my bar you f------g Norsi Bitch! How dare you hurt my customer you evil
Leather Woman! If you do not leave my bar immediately I will break your head
with this iron bar !'

'Oh usted verdaderamente me asusata! Por que� no viene usted aqu� y me golpea
con le?'

'Oh you really frighten me Why don't you come here and hit Me with it?'

Suddenly She could feel a knife in Her back .It was one of the mates of the
one whose balls She had squeezed.

'!Antes de usted sali Mujer de Cuerda usted puede darme su bolso!'

'Before you leave Leather Woman you can give me your handbag!'

The other mate also had a knife in his hand.

'Si usted no le da su bolso yo cortar�� en pedazos su cara su perra nors�a!

'If you don't give him your handbag I will cut your face in pieces you Norsi
Bitch!'

'!Si yo estaba usted yo tomare eso cuchillo desde mi espalda su mugriento
campesino colombiano!

'If I were you I would take that knife out of my back you filthy Colombian
peasant!'

She could feel that he was hesitating so She decided to move using Her
incredible Gym Kata skills.

She raised Her right foot and drove the razor sharp heel of Her boot straight
into his instep .He let out a piercing scream as he released Her as Her heel
had caused blood to come out right out of his shoe.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

She then pulled round this time with Her elbow coming crashing into his jaw
causing him to stumble backwards and scream again this time dropping the
knife.

It was now the turn of the fat barman. He ran towards Her steel bar in hand
screaming with rage.

'Yo matar�� usted Mujer de Cuero!

She waited until he was within kicking distance. She raised Her foot right up
in the air slamming Her boot heel right in his jaw. He let out a roar of pain
as She could see him fly upwards in the air and go crashing across the bar.

She decided to really teach this fat barman a lesson for insulting Her and
telling her to get out of the bar. She leapt across the bar. She pulled him up
in Her leather gloved hand. She then executed a lethal Left Right Combination
Move of serial punches as She held him up against the bar. He had a big fat
belly that was the weakest part of his body as Her steel like fist slammed
hard into his gut. She could hear the all familiar sound of broken ribs as She
continued to slam Her fist into his belly enjoying every second of it .Blood
and puke came pouring out of his mouth as began to yell with pain.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

CRAAAAAACCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!

As She carried on hammering into his stomach with Her fists he began to beg
for mercy.

'!Tenga compasi�n Jueza Spiteful! ! Por favor no puede tomar alg�n m�s!! Usted
golpear� todos mis costillas! !Por favor me perdona para lo que dec�a!'

She pulled him up by the ha.r

'!Me gusta mucho golpeando usted usted cadr�n!! Usted recib�a exactamente lo
que usted merec��a. Ahora fuera de mi vista!'

With that She kicked him right across the bar as if he was a football He went
crashing right across all the bottles in the corner.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

She was now aware of the time and realized that She had to meet Her colleagues
Gemma and Tanya in just two hour's time for a night out in the city of
Medell�n of salsa dancing and Man Beating and Hunting (MBH).

She decided to call Gemma on Her mobile.

'Hello Gemma its Me Angela I hope I didn't wake You up!'

'No you didn't Angela I was just about to take a shower!'

'Well I'm in a bar called La Oca on Plazoeta de las Esculturas near the hotel.
I've just beaten 2 Colombian men senseless and have thoroughly enjoyed Myself
.There are some more men here who need beating to change their macho ways. I'm
just about to beat another man who threatened Me with a knife. Would You like
to join Me here and we can do some MB?. Ask Tanya to come too as She really
enjoys a good fight!'

'I'd love to Angela ! It would be a wonderful way to start our evening doing
some MB before we do some MH! I've never been there but it looks a really
dingy place and the men who go in there need to be taught a lesson!'

'Come on Gemma and tell Tanya to join Us

'LETS ALL DO SOME MAN BEATING!'

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