ANGELA THE NORSE WOMAN 196
by Hamlet
ANGELA �FORCES A COLOMBIAN MAN TO BUY HER A DRINK


Angela was taken to Her room at the Hotel Nutibara by Maria the maid .The room
was on the fourth floor. She noticed that the maid was a small fat woman who
could hardly speak a word of English. Being the highly intelligent person
Angela was She had taken the trouble to learn Spanish on the air flight as She
knew that many Colombians could not speak a word of English. They certainly
could not speak a word of Norselandic though that would change once
Norselandic occupation came along!

Maria showed Her into Her room. It was quite spacious with a spectacular view
across the city of Medell�n.It had a TV and a separate bathroom. Of course She
would check it out Herself as it might not be up to Her high Norselandic
standards of cleanliness.

'Yo espera que el cuarto est� a sus muy altas normas Seňora Jueza
Spiteful' said Maria.

'!Yo espera esa tambi�n Maria! !Yo inspeccionar� lo m�s tarde ! !Si �l no esta
bastante limpio usted y su jefe Chavez sufrir�n las consecuencias! A propsito
usted puede llamarme Jueza Angela.'

' !Muchas gracias Jueza Angela su espaňol es excelente !?Ha used hablado
espaňol por un largo tiempo?'

'No yo �l aprend� en en el vuelo .!Nosotros nors�as apredien muy rapido
diferente de estupidos estranjeros! '

'Ahora estoy muy cansado ! Librarse de mi vista!'

Angela had learnt the language so quickly given Her very high intelligence as
a Norse Woman. She like most Norse Women was university educated and had a
PHD, in Her case in Library Studies and Art from the University of Oksvanger.

Maria had hoped that the room was up, to Her high standards Angela had replied
that She would inspect it later and if there was any dirt she and Chavez the
Manager would suffer the consequences She had told Maria to address Her in
future as Judge Angela instead of Judge Spiteful. Maria had commented on Her
excellent Spanish and was surprised that She had only just learnt it on the
air flight. After that Angela had told her to get out Her sight as She was
very tired.

She took Her black leather catsuit off and lay naked on the king size bed. She
tried to sleep as She was definitely suffering quite badly from jet lag after
Her long flight from Northern Ireland . .However She was actually so tired
that She could not sleep at all. What was more the noise outside was terrible.
She could hear horns blaring and people screaming and shouting outside.

The guidebook had warned Her that the Colombian way of life was totally
different from what She was used to in Norseland .Not only was everyone almost
always late Whereas in Her Nation people were obsessive about time. It was
also one of the noisiest countries in the world. Much of Colombian life was
lived outdoors partly due to the climate and that house space was very
restricted due partly to the poverty .Everyday life was very open and people
in bars quite openly discuss their personal problems at the tops of their
voices .

What was more music was played at levels most Norselanders would find quite
unacceptable .Music was played at full volume in buses. restaurants and on the
street which was one reason Angela found sleep almost impossible!

Unable to sleep and wanting to be alone for a short time away from Tanya and
Gemma Her Colleaugues, Angela decided to explore the city on Her own .She
opened Her case and went through Her large collection of leather cat suits .

She eventually decide to change into a brown leather cat suit after taking Her
shower. She took a warm refreshing shower and admired Her really muscular body
that was growing by the day .She had to be in top form as She had to confront
those guerillas tomorrow and that would involve considerable beating and
killing!

She changed into the cat suit putting on the leather jacket followed by the
tight leather hot pants, gloves and high heeled boots that She would wear
tonight when She went out with Tanya and Angela .She decided to wear handcuffs
around Her waist to look even more stunning and to frighten the locals!

She walked down to the lobby of the hotel where Seňor Chavez was standing
there. He had his usual oily manner that quite annoyed Her.

'I hopa you enjoya youra stay in oura hotela Judga Angela!'

'Yo soy seguro que me gustar�a m� estancia aqu� pero me gustar�a m�s si de
ahora en adelante usted solamente me habla cuando yo habla a usted.!Adem�s yo
inspectar� mi cuarto m�s tarde y a menos que est� impecablamente limpio, usted
personalmente lo lempira l !Entiende usted su acetioso cabr�n?Adem�s yo dar�
usted permiso a usar mi nombre de pila!'

'Lo siento Jueza Angela Yo no sup� que usted pued� hablar tan excelente
espaňol.! Yo pens� que solamente Jueza Gemma pued� hablar espaňol!

'!No intenta a adularme Chavez! Yo aprend� el en el vuelo Nosotros nors�as son
el pueblo el m�s imnteligente del mundo!Ahora perderse usted viscoso idiota!'

She told him that She was sure She would enjoy Her stay but that She would
enjoy it even more if he only spoke to Her when spoken to . She also said that
if the room was not up to Her standards She would get him to clean it
personally She also gave him permission to use Her first name as She would
normally expect to be addressed as Judge Spiteful .She called him an oily
bastard.

He was surprised that She could speak Spanish so well as he thought only Gemma
spoke Spanish. She told him that She had learnt it on the flight as Norse
Women were the most intelligent people in the world She then told him to get
lost calling him a slimy idiot. Thera was just something about him She could
not stand!

She walked down the street .It was very crowded outside as Colombians liked to
come out on a Sunday. One thing else She noticed was that unlike in Her Nation
the streets were full of litter. Dropping one bit of litter in Her Nation
could result in a Judge imposing a �50(NM 1000) and after that 6 strokes of
the crop at the JHW (Judge Headquarters).In Her Nation the streets were so
clean one could eat a meal off the streets as the streets were regularly
scrubbed by gangs of Papian labourers supervised by their Norselandic
Overseers .Here the street was covered in litter as litter bins were virtually
non existent and people would throw litter onto the street. That was another
thing that would have to end with the Norselandic occupation!

She walked down Calle 53 in the direction of the Museo de Antioquia that was
situated on Carrera 52 Colombia's second oldest museum. She was in addition to
Her other qualities a very cultured person being very knowledgeable about art
and really wanted to see someone of the Colombian culture.

She was feeling quite thirsty and wanted a drink before She went to the
museum. She passed a bar opposite large square called Plazoeta de las
Esculturas that was full of caf�s and restaurants

She decided to sample some of the Colombian beer .She preferred wine built had
been told that the wine was best avoided .As She walked along the street
everyone stared at Her as if She was some creature from another planet. They
had never seen a woman let alone a person of Her size and build before! As She
walked down the street She could hear cat calls and wolf whistles from all
directions.

!He gringa! Que planeta est� usted desde ?!Me gusta mucho los cueros!'

She decided to confront some of these macho Colombians by walking straight
into a bar.

The bar called La Oca was almost pitch dark inside .Salsa music was blaring
full volume from the juke box .She realised that She was the only woman there
.It was the sort of place no local woman would dare go on her own.

She walked up to the bar. The bar man a fat specimen wearing a tee shirt came
up to Her a cigarette dangling from his mouth

'?Que quiere usted mujer cuera?'

As he called Her 'Leather Woman' all the men by the bar roared with laughter.

'Yo pensa que habar� un �guila .Me llamo Jueza Spiteful y estoy una nors�a
pero no me molesta si usted me llama' Mujer Cuera' gordo camarrero!'

She ordered a Colombian beer and had told the barman Her name was Judge
Spiteful but he did not mind if he called Her Leather Woman as She called him
fat bar man.Now the men in the bar knew She was Norselandic and a Judge there
was complete silence.

She then walked up to a name who was sitting with three of his mates. He was
quite short with short greasy hair.

'?Como est� usted? ?Gustar�a usted comparme esta cerveza ?'

He was surprised that a complete stranger and a woman had come up to him and
asked him for a beer.

'?Por qu� debe yo comprar usted una cerveza ?

?.Est� usted una prostituta?'

She was furious at being called a prostitute! With one hand She grabbed him by
the collar and dug Her fingers into his neck..

'!No yo no soy una prostitua estoy nors�a y no hay ningunas prostitutas en mi
naci�n.! !C�mo desafia usted llamarme una prostitute!! Ahora comprame una
cerveza!'

He hesitated but as he did so Her hand went right down his trousers. He let
out a piercing scream.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

He could be heard right across the bar .She was going to practice some CBT
(Cock and Ball Torture) Her favourite activity on him in front of everyone in
the bar.

She whispered in his ear

'!Usted tiene una elecci�n simple! !Usted me compra una cerveza o usted perde
sus bolas!'

As was holding him by the balls She shouted at the barman.

'He cordo camerrero el pagar� para la cerveza!'

With that She squeezed again with Her leather gloved hand'

'?Va usted comparme una cerveza?'

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

SI SEŇORA!!!

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