ANGELA THE NORSE WOMAN AND VALKYRIE 192
by Hamlet
ANGELA AND TANYA ARRIVE IN BOGOTï¿½ WHILE MARSELLA TAKES CONTROL IN BELFAST


Angela looked out of Her cabin on the JLA (Justice League Airways) flight. She
could see the Andes Mountains beneath Her .The city of Bogotï¿½ the capital of
Colombia lay beneath Her .She could see the sun coming up from the Andes now
that dawn was breaking .She was so pleased to be in South America and nearer
to Her Motherland Norseland that lay to the North West in the Pacific Ocean.

She had read all about Bogotï¿½ on the 14 hour flight as being a Person of great
intelligence She had made Herself an expert on everything about Colombia .She
had read that it was Bogotï¿½ was a quintessence of everything She would find in
this country She had never been to. She was getting so excited! She was so
relieved to get away from that God forsaken place Belfast with its cold
climate, its miserable people with their unintelligible accents. She was so
pleased that ROJ( Royal Overseas Judge) Marsella was now in charge instituting
a Reign of Terror (ROT) Good! Angela wanted those culchy bastards as they say
in Ireland to suffer!

As She looked down at this city of 7 million She remembered everything She had
read about it in the guide. She had read that it was a city of contrasts of
wonderful museums, great modern architecture ,with a great and divers cultural
life. At the same time it had vast shanty towns that She could see from the
plane next to ultramodern buildings. There were street urchins, beggars and
thieves that She had to be careful of though of course with Her and Tanya's
Gym Kata skills She knew no one would dare bother Them.

She had also read the traffic was crazy with no regard for traffic rules
unlike in Her Nation where everything was so orderly. She had also read that
the streets were crammed with beggars and street vendors selling just about
everything.It was a city that was bustling noisy ,aggressive and dangerous and
Angela and Tanya could not wait to land where they would be met by the local
ROJ Gemma Firestone.

Tanya and Her had been sent on a Mission by Their Supervisor SJ(Senior Judge)
Nicola Basson to free a Norselandic doctor called Dr Erik Vaasterup who had
been kidnapped by a guerilla group La Fuerza de Justicia led by a notorious
bandit called Carlos El Peligro meaning literally 'The Danger' whom Angela had
been ordered to execute violently after She Tanya and Gemma had freed Dr
Vaasterup.

Angela had learned that 40% of the country's territory was held by guerilla
groups .Many of these guerilla groups were controlled by the drug cartels the
biggest being the Medellï¿½n cartel that operated in the north west and the Calï¿½
cartel that controlled the west and the Pacific .A new cartel had been
established in Cartagena on the Caribbean coast and was involved in the
lucrative drug export trade to the USA.

Angela had heard that El Peligro had just personally cut off the right finger
of Dr Vaasterup and had sent it personally to the President Uribe who was
standing for reelection.The group operated mainly in Antioquia Province near a
small town called Santa Rosa de Osos. The province itself was the country's
largest most populated department being some 200 KMS north west of Bogotï¿½ and
is the centre of the country's cocaine and gold production with Medellï¿½n as
its capital.

The plan was to drive straight to Medellï¿½n where Gemma would drive them with
Her excellent knowledge of the country and Her fluency in Spanish. The plan
was to attack the rebel HQ the next day by Angela telling El Peligro They were
on Their way .Angela had managed to obtain his mobile number through the
group's website as all the main guerilla groups such as the FARC. ELN and M-19
had websites which told exactly where their locations were, showing they were
not afraid of Government forces.

Just like Asmondena and Her colleagues now in Libya. Angela had the full
support of the RNN (Royal Norselandic Navy) in the form of the enormous
Carrier QGS Dominitia that was commanded by VSC (Very Senior Commander) Xenia
Bitchasdottir located just of the Pacific coast near the Panamanian border,
ready to send a fleet of Cheetah aircraft to blast any guerillas anywhere in
the country!

She had left Belfast airport at 8 PM last night. As usual it was raining and
She was so glad to leave at last. She and Tanya were met at the airport by
SAO(Senior Airline Officer) Lea Vallingstrom and Pilot Laura Stirrup who had
taken care of Them on the journey to Belfast from Vikingsborg. Behind Them
stood the Papian maid girl Noha and the chef Hoko shaking with fear in case
they did nor please their Mistresses and face another beating!(SEE EPISODE
165).

The Mission to Belfast to eradicate the Loyalist paramilitaries especially the
KBB had been a total and unqualified success .In return Tanya and Marsella
would be presented with the Golden Award from the Queen Goddess an event that
would be the most important in Their lives as they would be in the Presence of
Royalty and Divinity! The very though filled all Three of Them with intense
excitement!

Marsella had been left behind responsible for taking the prisoners back to the
JLJHQ in London for T&E(Trial and Execution) and for the leader Jimmy Spence
to be taken back to Norseland for T&E by Her personally.

Marsella had already totally wrecked Spence's house in Belfast. She had
arrived there in Her Hardanger motorbike with Her prisoner Stuart strapped to
the Bike.She wanted to burn it to the ground but unfortunately it was detached
and if She had burnt it down She would have burnt down the whole street not
that She really minded! That just would teach the locals a lesson instead.

She had gone into the house and had systematically thrown all the belongings
She could carry onto the street. As for the armchairs She had ordered the
neighbours to help Her onto the street with all his furniture and dump it into
the road. She had then poured petrol all over his belongings and had lit a
bonfire and made all the people in the street watch or She would burn all
their belongings!The flames went right up in the sky and She felt so, pleased
that not only was Spence going to be executed in Norseland but he had lost
every one of his possessions!

She then began a ROT in the city, the purposes was to terrify all the local
population into not showing no support for lawbreakers and thugs and stop the
harassment of Papian restaurants for ever. As She drove down Shankhill Rd on
Her Hardanger bike She screamed the Valkyrie Yell at the top of Her voice to
put the fear of God into the local population as well as letting off the
sirens at full volume.

YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!

She then rode Her bike straight through the door of a pub the Shankhill Arms
.The customers tried to leave but it was impossible as Her Bike barred the
entrance This was a One Woman Army from which there was no escape at all! She
ran into the pub with lasoos in Her hands .She first of all lassoed the
manager, then 5 other customers .They could not move as She tied them all down
to the floor .She then dragged them out onto the street screaming with panic
and fear.

Once they were in the street She ripped done their trousers. She then
systematically cropped each arse giving 6 strokes each. The pain was
unbearable as the screams could be heard over 3 KMS away.!She wanted the
innocent to suffer with the guilty, the while population would be made to pay
for the crimes of the KBB!

She then untied them leaving them writing in agony on the road as She sped off
down the road d back to the Consulate with Her prisoner Stuart where JSO
Alysha Ruddervall and Her Northern Irish assistant Magenta were ready to load
the prisoners onto the plane to London ready for T&E!

As the plane was about to land in Bogotï¿½ Angela felt so pleased that the KBB
and the Loyalist paramilitaries had been totally defeated and that Marsella
was firmly and completely in charge and would stand no nonsense from anyone!

The journey to Bogotï¿½ had been uneventful .Hoko the chef made sure that his
overall's were clean or he would face another beating from Angela and Tanya
while Noha made sure the food was served exactly on time .They had both been
thrashed on the previous journey and they were definitely going to do as they
were told this time! The service provided to Angela Tanya and Lea was
impeccable this time. Papians responded well to being thrashed and once
thrashed once by their Norse Mistresses/Masters did not make the same mistake
again!

The plane landed on the runway of Bogotï¿½'s El Dorado airport that lay 13KMS to
the north of the city itself. She could see the mountains of the Cordillera
Oriental rise up in the distance .She had come on a Mission with Tanya and
Gemma to deal with guerillas and drug barons.

This was the most crime ridden country on the world. No wonder it was known
all over South America as Locombia the' Mad Country'! Premier Ingvoll had
already warned President Uribe standing for a second term that something had
to be done about crime or the JL/ROJ would mount a serious invasion killing
all the drug barons and guerillas and if necessary sending in Asmondena the
most renowned Crime Fighter in the world to join Angela in defeating crime for
good if necessary,even if it meant thousands of civilians were killed too.

The statistics of crime were staggering as Angela being highly intelligent had
done extensive research Herself The 40 year old conflict between the
Government and the guerillas had already claimed 250,000 lives as well as
terrible damage on the economy.in 2001 alone there were 3700 civilian deaths
and 190000 civilians had been displaced in that year alone.

As well as that it is estimated there are 1 million illegal guns in Bogotï¿½ or
1 per every 7 people .In 2001 alone there were 27840 murders or 3 murders per
hour It was a country with the worst record for kidnapping with more than 3000
reported cases in a year and many of those kidnapped are children .

It was also a country where street violence muggings and rape were common It
was also a country where machismo was rampant would make it a target of
invasion from Norseland as a Matriarchy and Police Woman of the world.
Thousands of women being raped every year and foreign women travelers were
likely to be leered at and groped by the men.

As the plane came to a halt under Pilot Laura's expert skills Angela said to
Herself

' BEWARE COLOMBIANS!!

THE NORSE WOMEN HAVE ARRIVED!!

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