TANYA ASERTS HER TOTAL POWER AND AUTHORITY

 

Tanya stood over the thug Johnnie as he lay on the ground in Shankill Rd Belfast screaming with agony .She had Her razor sharp boot heel going straight into his neck. He was crying like a little child begging for mercy at the top of his voice. He had made the stupid mistake of trying to attack Her with a knife. The result was that She had punched him with Her mighty fist hard into his stomach almost cracking every one of his ribs.

 

 His body was covered in blood and mucus that continued to flow down all over the ground. His right chin ached terribly from the blow that She had landed hard into him. His whole head ached like Hell from the blow She had landed right across his head .She had landed another terrible blow right across his face causing a 5 inch cut just underneath his eye. Blood was streaming down his face in a torrent as he cried in agony begging and begging Her for pity but it was to no avail!

 

His whole body was aching all over  not just from the battering She had given him. He had already received a terrible beating from Angela and he was in pain still from that . Now he faced another terrible beating from another mighty Norse Woman

MMMMERCCCYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

‘You’re not getting any mercy at all you bastard You disobeyed Judge Spiteful’s Will!  She is a Judge and Her word is Law! There’s nothing We Judges loathe more than disobedience! Our every utterance must be obeyed at once!’

 

‘You were ordered to lick every centimeter of the Pineapple Bar restaurant clean, so why were you running away? I also saw you escape from that restaurant through the window? So you thought you could escape while Judge Spiteful was away! You really think you could escape you idiot!’

‘OIM SORRY!!!’

‘You address Me as Madame Judge Mastersson at all times!!!’

 

‘YUS MODOM JODGE MASTERRSSON!’ he wailed in anguish

‘And what have you done to the Uakalulu family you bastard!’

‘OI DIDN'T DO UNY URM’ he wailed in his almost incomprehensible Northern Irish accent. as She dug her boot heel down hard into his neck.

‘Of course you did some harm you idiot !Why was that knife in your hand? What is all that money doing in your pockets?’

He did not know how to answer as She was obviously not just physically much stronger than him but intellectually streets ahead of him as well.

‘Answer Me!!’ She yelled as Her boot heel went harder into his neck almost causing the skin to tear.

‘OI DON’T KNOWWWWW!!!! he wailed totally overwhelmed by Her power

‘I can guess  exactly what happened you arsehole!You took advantage of Judge Spiteful leaving being the coward that you are !You stopped licking with your tongue, then you stood up and threatened the Uakalulu family by taking that knife and threatening them. You took advantage of the fact that they were weak Papians and they were scared of you. God knows why I know they are feeble Papians but you are really not much stronger. You’re just a complete coward who can only terrify weak Papians with their wives and little children!’

 

‘ You then threatened them calling them f---g Papis the usual racist term that you use to terrify them .I’m sure you then ordered them to hand over the contents of the till .Obviously they were afraid of a worm like you and handed it over .You then told them to f----k off back to Papia or you would wreck their restaurant probably by firebombing it which is what you thugs do to anyone who doesn’t do as you say! Then you smashed the window as you could leave by the door as Judge Spiteful had locked the door .Also the reason why there was no answer to the phone call from Judge Spiteful was that you smashed the phone up.’

 ‘Tell me aren’t I absolutely right and I wasn’t even there!’

‘YUS MODOM JODGE MASTERSSON’ knowing that She was totally right amazed by Her intellectual superiority.

‘You see I am intellectually totally superior to you in every way.As a Judge I’m not just an invincible fighter I’m also intellectually brilliant too! Do you agree?’

 

‘YUS MODOM JODGE MASTERSSON! ‘he screamed.

She grabbed him by the hair  with one hand and pulled him off the ground.

‘Right we’re going back you the restaurant and you’re going to say sorry to the Uakalulu family on your hand and knees. I will then ring Judge Spiteful and ask Her what She wants to be done with you for your disobedience and defiance .She has told me that if you’re disobedient She’s quite prepared to give you 120 strokes and if the floor is not spotless you will have your tongue ripped out!!!

‘NOOOOO MMERRCCYYYYYY!!!!he wailed

 

She then looked at the crowd.They had witnessed the battering She had given him.They also saw the other thug Gerry whom She had tied up naked on the back of Her Hardanger bike, his body too covered on blood and bruises.

 

‘Right you see what I can do to a thug. I can beat him to a total pulp! Yet I feel you are all guilty Why didn’t anyone do anything to stop him? You must have heard the glass breaking you idiots! Didn’t you see him run down the street Do you think that only us ROJ can keep order? What happens when We are away?’

‘Well Judge Spiteful warned you that if there was  any more trouble that She would beat the first 6 people She saw  in the street. Well there’s  a Chinese saying that a ‘fish only swims in water’ Well you are all water as far as I can see!’

‘ I am going to punish the first 6 people I see just hope to God it’s not you. You’d better run as far as you can because when I’m  finished with this bastard I’m going to go roaring up the Shankill Road on My bike with my Colleague Judge Marsella Hesterborg   and beat the first 6 people We see .If We can’t find 6 people We will starts breaking into pubs and shops and homes.’

‘You are  all going to learn a simple lesson that you don’t support terrorists  and you do something about crime or else!You might think you’re moral but the fact is as the saying goes’ evil exists because good people do nothing’. We’re coming down the road on Our  Hardanger bikes and God help the first 6 arses We catch!’

Do you all understand? She said as She hit the side of Her boot with Her crop hard

 

‘YES MODMM JUDGE MASTERSSON !!’they all called out in terror.

The whole crowd ran down the road in complete fear knowing that She meant exactly as She said.

With that She dragged Johnnie up by the hair down the road until they reached  the Pineapple Bar .Angela had  given Her the key to enter the restaurant. The Uakalulu family looked in amazement as they saw huge leather clad Norse Woman dragging the thug who had terrorized them by the hair pushing him right inside.

 

Mahia looked so excited knowing that she was right that they were going to be saved by the ROJ and rehire was no way the thug could escape from the ROJ.

Tanya pushed him forwards until he was lying at their feet .

 

‘Right you will apologize now to the Uakalulu family!’

‘OIM SARRY!!! He wailed as She stood over him Her boot heel planted deep into his neck.

 

‘Say sorry Mr. and Mrs Uakalulu!’

‘SARRY MUSTUR UND MUSSUS WOCKALULU!!

 

‘We’ll you’re incapable of pronouncing it you ignorant bastard!’

 

She walked over to the Uakalulu family As She walked over the whole family including the children began to lick Her boots all over just as they had licked Angela’s boots as they had welcomed Angela before as their Saviour'

‘It’s all right you can get up now Mr Uakalulu. I’m Judge Tanya Mastersson of the ROJ.You can call me Judge Tanya .I have come to save you and punish this bastard. Here is the money from  the till I took it out from his trousers ‘.

‘Oh thank you so much Judge Tanya!’ said Mr. Uakalulu

 

‘This bastard was supposed to have cleaned out the floor. Has he cleaned the floor up properly? I see dust blood and mucus everywhere! Not only has he failed miserably at what Judge Spiteful  explicitly ordered him to ,he threatened you and your family with a knife ,took the takings from the till ,called you racist names and  smashed the window .What else did this bastard do?’

‘He called me Wackafocka .told me to get back to Papia and said he would firebomb the restaurant!’

 

‘That’s absolutely appalling !I’d better tell Judge Spiteful at once!’

 

She called Angela recounted exactly what Mr. Uakalulu had said. Angela was furious.

‘Right Tanya I was going to give him 120 strokes of the cane but I think We should put him to death now for his crimes. I said if the floor was not spotless I would rip his tongue out ‘

 

‘Well Tanya

 

RIP HIS TONGUE OUT!!

‘THEN CRUSH HIM TO DEATH WITH YOUR BOOT HEEL!!

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