ANGELA THE NORSE WOMAN AND VALKYRIE 188 by Hamlet TANYA COMES TO THE RESCUE AND BEATS A THUG MERCILESSLY The KBB (King Billy's Boys) thug whose name was Johnny carried on licking the floor of the Papian Pineapple Bar with his tongue. He had been ordered by Angela to clean every single square centimetre of the restaurant in Belfast with his tongue. Even if he vomited he was to clean it with it out with his tongue .He was aching all over too from the beating he had received from Her. He could not understand how any person let alone any woman could be so strong as that Norse Woman. She had smashed his face and stomach and his body was aching all over with the pain. Blood was still streaming from his broken nose onto the floor and he had to lick it up too. (SEE EPISODES 174-176) He had been ordered by Her to lick up every single crevice of the restaurant with his tongue or face 100 strokes of Her crop across his bare arse. He knew that he would not endure even 10 strokes from Her mighty hand that after only 10 he would be dead Her arm was so strong. What was more She had threatened to return with a Dirt Detector and if the Inspection failed She was gaping to personally rip his tongue out! He heard Her roaring off into the distance on Her Hardanger Motorbike with his friend the other thug Ed on the bike .Now he was going to seize his chance at last! He was damned of he was going to lick the floor of the restaurant with his tongue! His mouth was aching anyway and he felt like vomiting. He was not going to be intimidated by some weak Papians the Uakalulu family . He was full of fear and loathing for this f---g Narsi butch. How dare She come all the way from Norseland an island somewhere thousands of miles away in the Pacific Ocean and tell him what to do! How dare She interfere with his legitimate business collecting money from Papian restaurants He was determined to kill Her. Surely a gunman could shoot Her from the roof of a building! She might be an invincible fighter but surely She was not bullet proof! He devised a plan .As soon as She had left he would take his chance. He would get up from the floor and take the Uakalulu family hostage with a knife! After all they were only weedy Papians who had to be protected like little children by these Norselanders! He would then hold the whole family hostage with a knife. He would break into the cash till and take out all the takings .He would then escape by breaking through the widow There was no way he would stay here in this restaurant! He leapt up from the ground He ran towards Mr. Uakalulu who without the protection of Angela stood no chance against him. As he ran towards the family his wife and two sweet children screamed in fear. He grabbed a knife on the table. He held it against Mr Uakalulu's throat. He was beside himself with rage. 'Woy yow Parpi bastard! So the Narsi butch us not ere unymowr. Oim not clayning yowr f------g floor!' he shouted in his face in his almost unintelligible Northern Irish accent. He knew he had to hurry as Angela or one of the ROJ (Royal Overseas Judges) were sure to be on Their way. In fact Judge Tanya was speeding to the restaurant now little did he know! 'Guv may the monay fromn the tull; yow Parpay barsrard!' He hesitated at first but he was furious ' GUV MAY THE MONAY OR OILL KULL YOUR WOIF UND F-----G KIDS AND STUCK THUS OP YOWR NUCK!' Just then he could hear Angela's voice on the phone. ' How are you Uakalulu are you all right?' Johnnie took the mobile and threw it with full force hard down on the ground smashing it to pieces 'Yours not gownt ta rung thart Narsi butch ! Un fact oi want youw to f----k off bark tow Parpaya boy tonoight or oill foirbamb thus whole f------g place! 'F-------K OFF CACK TO PARPAYA WACKAFOCKA!!! he screamed as he helped himself to the takings in the till. He ran towards the door. He suddenly remembered that Angela had locked it and there was no escape. All he could do was smash the window. He took up a chair and hurled it with full force right through the window The window smashed at once as splitters of glass went onto the pavement He ran out as Mr. Uakalulu clutched his poor wife and two sweet children. 'Mahia we're going to have to escape it's not safe for us Papians here. I know a Papian restaurant in South Kensington in London called the Polynesia Heaven run by a fiend called Iono Sokotiki. He can definitely put us up!'he spoke to her in Papian. Mahia responded angrily 'Don't you trust Angela and the ROJ? Don't you realise that They will protect us wherever we Papians go in the world? Don't you have any faith?They are our Parents and Saviours and we are their children. Have faith Iohaa! Angela will return and will catch that bastard and beat him up Let's wait for Angela. She will be very angry if we just leave and we don't want top get the wrong side of Her.As a Judge She is the Law!' Meanwhile Johnnie was running up Shankhill Rd as fast as he could terrified that the ROJ would track down .He had great difficulty walking after the battering Angela had given him. What was worse was that the money from the till kept falling out of his pockets and he had to keep picking it up from the ground! Then the worst of his fears happened. A Hardanger Motorbike was coming straight towards him at full speed. A Norse Woman dressed in shiny black leather with long blonde hair flowing in the wind drove it. This appeared to him to be a different Norse Woman from Angela! These 'Narsi bitches' were everywhere and the terror of his existence! She was riding straight towards him screaming the Valkyrie Yell at the same time turning on the sirens at full volume. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! Tanya rode at full speed towards him. She had been told by Angela to go to the restaurant and had seen him coming out of the restaurant .She was determined to beat this bastard to a pulp! He tried to run away but it was hopeless. He turned into a side street but She moved the bike until She was right in front of him and the front tyre was on his foot He screamed in pain and fear. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Tanya got off the motorbike. She took Her black steel helmet of to reveal Her lovely tanned complexion and long blonde hair. The black leather of Her ROJ uniform revealed Her incredible physique of Her body and powerful muscles what a wimp he looked in comparison! 'Are you going somewhere arsehole? My name is Judge Tanya Mastersson and I have been sent by Judge Spiteful.' 'I just saw you come out of that Papian restaurant? Didn't Judge Spiteful order you to clean the floor with your tongue and wait for Her arrival in which case where are you going now? There's one thing We in the ROJ can't stand and that's disobedience!' He waived the knife he had taken from the restaurant in front of Her 'Ger owy of moi way yow f-------g Narsi bunshay!' She let him move a few centimetres away then quick as lighting Her boot heel went right up in the air! The knife went flying from his hands as Her razor-sharp boot toe connected with his stomach. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! As quick as lightning She sunk Her fist deep into his potbelly. Without hesitation he grabbed his stomach and rolled on the ground in sheer agony. His eyes opened wide and he sprayed vomit and blood all over himself. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! A large crowd had gathered as She pulled him off the ground bold and vomit still falling from his mouth. 'Take this you bastard!' With even greater speed She landed a Right Uppercut to his right chin causing him to go flying backwards and hitting his head on the pavement hard. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Once more She pulled him up and this time landed a Left Cross Move to his head. At the same time teeth and more blood emerged from his open mouth As She did this She held him hard. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! 'What's the matter you seem to be having problems standing?' She was holding him hard by the neck .At the same time She executed a brilliant Right Jab to his left eye. The punch was so powerful it opened a 5-inch gash right across his face as more blood came flying out. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! He fell on the ground yelling with pain as more blood came gushing out on the ground. MURSAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! PLAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!' She pushed Her boot heel into his neck 'You're getting no mercy you piece of shit!' I'VE JUST STARTED ON YOU!!! 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