ANGELA THE NORSE WOMAN AND VALKYRIE 187
by Hamlet
ANGELA BEATS AND KILLS THE GUNMAN WHILE TANYA AND MARSELLA RIDE TO THE RESCUE OF THE PAPIAN FAMILY


Angela stood there in all Her leather clad magnificence as the gunman Georgie
licked Her shiny black leather boots for all he was worth. He really did
believe that She would show him mercy if only he grovelled enough. What an
idiot he was! As he continued licking buffing Her he pleaded in his Northern
Irish accent for mercy.

'PLOISE MUDUM JODGE SPOITFOL! OVE MURCY ON MAY A WRUCTHED SUNNER!!'

It was if She was a Goddess to be worshipped. He was licking every single
crevice and millimetre of Her boots licking and licking until his throat was
dry, dreading the prospect of the beating and death at Her hands that faced
him. As he licked away the Two Norse Women Tanya and Marsella, as well as the
Informer Magenta, laughed at him licking Her boots on the floor for all he was
worth and thinking him a complete idiot

'What an arsehole!Put him to death Angela please!' shouted Tanya as She held
Her prisoner Gerry by the neck.

'Beat the crap out of him Angela! Anyone who tries to kill a Judge deserves
the most dreadful death possible!'shouted Marsella really desperate to kill
him Herself and holding Her prisoner Stuart on the ground with Her boot heel.

'Shaw now mursay the barstard!' shouted Magenta Her Northern Irish accent as
thick as ever as She held Her prisoner Iain in an arm lock.

'Don't worry!' said Angela 'He can lick until he has no saliva left This
bastard is getting no mercy whatsoever. I will however give him a chance. I
will let him fight Me with a steel pole!'

She let him carry on licking like the worm he really was as She put Her boot
heel hard into his neck as he groaned with pain. He did not dare stop, really
thinking that this would do him any good at all!

As he licked away Angela thought about the Papian Uakalulu family whom She had
rescued from the two KBB thugs at the restaurant. She had ordered one of the
thugs to clean every centimetre with his tongue .Before She was going to fly
to Colombia, She would call at the restaurant the Pineapple Inn and make sure
that the job was done properly. If it was not She was quite prepared to give
him 120 strokes of the crop and rip his tongue out !

She had locked the doors to make sure that he could not escape. She had told
the Uakalulu family that they should ring Her if he gave them any trouble at
all . She had also installed a tape as evidence of him causing any trouble
.She had already asserted Her authority by saying that if there was any
trouble the first 6 people in the street would be cropped mercilessly as a
warning that these terrorists could only exist with the support of the local
population. She had also told Mr Uakalulu the restaurant proprietor that if
there was any trouble he should call Her at once.

(PLEASE READ EPISODES 174-176)

She called the number of the restaurant.It rang and rang but there was no
answer. She was becoming worried maybe the thug was holding the family hostage
Mr Uakalulu his wife and two sweet little children.

She spoke to Tanya Her close colleague.

'Tanya I think there might be some trouble at the Pineapple Bar There is no
answer to My calls. Could You go at top speed to the Pineapple Bar in Peters
Hill in Belfast? If that thug is causing trouble please break in and beat him
to death!'

'Certainly Angela I will take My prisoner and will go straight to the
restaurant !'

Tanya shot off into the distance on Her Hardanger bike after tying Her
prisoner Gerry to the back.

She then spoke to Marsella.

'Please Mareslla could you go to Spence's address and burn it down and smash
the place up? Also if there is trouble at the restaurant please could You take
the first six people you see in the street and crop them mercilessly in public
on their bare arses as I said would happen if there is any more trouble!'

'Certainly Angela I can't wait to beat the living daylights out of these
people as they should learn that they are responsible for these thugs too. As
the ROJ(Royal Overseas Judge) responsible for Belfast I will institute a Reign
of Terror until these people learn! As You have said a 'Fish has to swim in
water' as the Chinese say!'

With that Marsella dragged Her prisoner Stuart and threw him right over Her
Hardanger motorbike tying him down securely,She then shot off at top speed
into the distance towards Belfast.

Angela was left with Magenta and the gunman Georgie who was still licking Her
boots with all his energy..

'Right stand up! I don't want any more of your disgusting saliva on My lovely
boots!'She ordered.

He stood to attention right in front of Her overpowered by Her superior
strength and height .

She turned to Magenta.

'Right I want you to observe My Gym Kata skills Magenta ! I am now a Grade 1
.I am an invincible Gym Kata Fighter so You will learn something today!'

'Thunk yow so moch Ungela yowr a brulliant foighter!'Magenta replied.

Angela threw him a steel pole

'Attack Me with that now!!'

'PLAISE OI CARNT FOIGHT YOUW YOPUWR TOW STRANG! 'he whinged shaking
uncontrollably in front of Her.

'ATTACK ME !!!DO AS I SAY!!' She shouted.

He made an attempt to come towards Her with the pole.He made a feeble attempt
to hit Her.

It was useless. With one blow She hit him with a vicious Right Hook Move
straight into his kidneys.

The pole went flying out of his hand as he dropped to his knees screaming with
pain.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

She then pulled him off the ground by his right arm and pulled it over his
shoulder as far back as possible. He began to shriek with pain.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

He was now in the most terrible pain as She and Magenta gloated over his
agony.

After a minute She released the hold.

She then pulled him up by the hair from the ground and with one blow brought
Her boot heel hard into his neck .She could hear the bones break as he lay
there in front of Her sprawled on his stomach.

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCKKKKKKK!!!!!

She then leapt in his back and shoved Her knee behind his back. She then
locked Her fingers into his neck digging hard into his throat.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!OI SOBMUT!!!! he whined as She dug in harder his
face went redder and redder.

'This is the deadly Choke Hold Magenta!'

'Yowr uncredible Ungela!'She shouted back in admiration.

Angela pulled his neck back .With one hand She could hear the bones in his
neck crack.

CRAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKK!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

With another move She positioned Her elbow right above his throat. He
continued groaning as the pressure on his neck became worse than ever.

With one move She brought Her elbow crashing into his neck .She could hear
every one of the bones in his neck break.

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCKKK!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

It was the last sound he was ever to make.His head slumped to the side. It was
almost as if his neck was dislocated from his shoulders as he lay there a dead
heap.

Justice had been served as Angela stood over him in triumph Her boot heel next
to his throat with Magenta next to Her.

Angela shouted out.

'GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH!!!'

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