ANGELA THE NORSE WOMAN AND VALKYRIE 183
by Hamlet
THE THREE NORSE WOMENï¿½ PURSUEï¿½ï¿½THEï¿½THUGS


Angela sat next to the gunman holding him by the hair in one hand and the
crotch with the other. She carried on squeezing his testicles hard .She had
already given him one beating and was quite prepared to give him another.

He carried on groaning as She held him by the testicles almost breaking them
in Her powerful hands.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

'You will tell Me where Jimmy Spence is hiding. He is under the illusion that
somehow he can hide from Me and the ROJ (Royal Overseas Judges) .He should
realise that there's no escape from My wrath as a ROJ. I am prepared to go to
the other ends of the earth to catch My victim!

'You will show Me the way exactly. If you make a mistake and take Me down the
wrong road I will simply take out a knife from under My belt and rip your
testicles off. You're going to die in the most painful way possible for daring
to try to kill Me Do you understand?'

'YUS MODOME JODGE SPOITFOL!'

'Right where do we go from here? Hurry up! My two Colleagues Judges Tanya
Mastersson and Marsella Hesterborg are waiting on Their bikes and can't wait
to get Their hands on those KBB (King Billy's Boys) bastards!'

'Yow must go bark to Shankhill Rowd, thun yow murst gow down Crumlin Rd Thun
you must torn rout to take the rowd to Larne.' he said in his almost
incomprehensible Northern Irish accent.

Her hand went crashing hard against his face.

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

'You forgot the correct mode of address!

Blood came streaming down his nose as he screamed in pain.

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

'YUS MODONE JODGE SPOITFOL!'

He would know better from now on than to forget the correct mode of address
ever again!

Angela then drove of with Magenta in the back of the car and with Tanya and
Marsella following behind on Their Hardanger bikes. Next to Angela was the
gunman in the passenger seat.To make his journey as uncomfortable as possible
She would periodically squeeze his testicles making him yell in sheer pain.

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

Soon Angela was driving in open country on the way to the Airport along
Crumlin Rd. The gunman and Magenta too knew there was a right hand turning
that would take them to Ballymure and that he would have to remember to tell
Her to turn in time or else!

The gunman suddenly blurted out.

'Yow must turn roitt Modom Jodge Spoitfol!'

She looked to Her right and could see a sign.

B96

CANMONEY 6 MILES

MOSSLEY 7 MILES

'It doesn't say anything about Ballymure!'

'Ballymure us on the A6 ufter Mossley on the way to Larne Modom Jodge
Spoitfol'

'You'd better be right of those testicles are coming off !'She said as She
turned the car to the right.

She drove off the countryside was quite hilly and it was a lovely morning. To
Her right She could see the town of Newtownabbey and further to the distance
Belfast Lough and the hills of the other shore.

She was soon in the small town of Carmoney. Still there was no sign at all of
Spence's car and Angela was becoming more annoyed .Maybe the gunman was
leading them into the own country or to an ambush at the side of the road.

As they entered Mossley She saw a sign.

A6

BALLYMURE 6 MILES

LARNE 13 MILES

She drove at full speed forwards with Tanya and Marsella close behind Her. She
did not care if She broke the speed limits or not .All that mattered was to
capture Spence and to destroy the KBB at all costs!

She was now in open country but could not see any sign at all of any cars .The
road was deserted .

Suddenly in the distance there was a Ford Mondeo just about to enter Ballymure
She drove the car close by and could see 4 men inside.

Magenta then called from the back seat.

'Uts Jimmy Spence! Oi carn tull by the registration number!'

Angela was furious at the gunman not telling Her .She grabbed him by the
testicles turning them round and squeezing hard.

'So that was Jimmy Spence! How dare you not tell Me! So you're trying to
protect him are you? You'll pay for this!'

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

He yelled in sheer agony as She continued to twist hard almost tearing them
off.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Just wait until I deal with you later! I'm telling you now you don't have much
longer to live!'

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

MMMERRRCCCYYY!!!!!

Angela called Tanya on Her mobile as She was right behind Her with Marsella
slightly behind .They both knew that although Marsella was the Senior Judge
Angela was effectively in charge of the Operation.

'Tanya I want You to catch up with that car and ride beside it!'

Tanya rode Her bike at full speed until She was parallel with the car itself
.Marsella drove from behind. They both had steel rocks in Their hands ready to
throw at the windows and tires.

Angela called Spence on Her mobile as She drove behind him almost hitting his
bumper with Her front.

'Jimmy its Me again your enemy Judge Spiteful. So you thought that you could
escape from Me? There's no escape from the ROJ. I'm coming after you Jimmy,
you can run but you can't hide There s no escape from the 'Norsi Bitch' as you
call Me!'

'Whart dow yow warnt?'he said obviously terrified seeing he was totally
surrounded and there was no escape from Her wrath.

'Just stop the car, surrender now ,lie on the ground with your hands on your
heads .I am taking you back to Norseland for trial and torture and My
Colleagues are taking your friends to London to the JLJHQ for torture and
trial too!'

'SURRENDER NOW!'

Jimmy was beside himself with terror knowing that She was determined to
capture him at all costs and to take him back to Her Nation.

He shouted at the driver

'How dud thart Narsi buthch find owt whar we ur Jurry?'

'I down know ut must be that Margenta butch .Oi down

f----g trust ur at owl.'said Gerry the driver

Gerry looked out in pure terror as he saw Tanya move Her bike next to the car
with a steel rock in Her hand ready to throw it through the windscreen.The
steel rock had spikes at the end ideal for smashing car windows and faces!

'Drive unto the Narsi butch and knock ur off ur boik' shouted Jimmy
hysterically.

Gerry made a futile attempt to drive the car into Her She was much too fast
for him as She drove Her bike forwards until She was right in front of the car
.Gerry swerved to avoid Her as he could see She had a steel rock in Her hand.

He turned the car landing straight in the ditch. With one move She threw the
steel rock into the driver's window. It went smashing through the glass as the
splinters went right into Gerry's face.

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!!

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

He bellowed as splinters landed in his face and blood came pouring out.He was
almost blinded.

Angela leapt out of the car followed by Magenta . Marsella and Tanya both
leapt off their bikes.The Three Norse women shouted the Valkyrie Yell.

YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

Angela shouted out.

LET'S GET THE BASTARDS!'

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