ANGELA THE NORSE WOMAN AND VALKYRIE 182
by Hamlet
THE THUGS TRY TO ESCAPE FROM ANGELA ,TANYA AND MARSELLA


Angela continued to hold the landlord in a terrible Neck Hold as the flames
engulfed his whole pub in Belfast as it went blazing away He was squirming
with pain and knew that everything he had had been destroyed.

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'Well it looks if there will be nothing left of your pub but a pile of rubble!
You have paid the heavy price for harbouring terrorists and gunmen. You were
extremely stupid weren't you? The result of your stupidity is that you have
received a damned good beating from Me and your pub has been wrecked and burnt
to the ground! Do you accept the penalty for your crimes?'

'YUS MODOME JODGE SPOITFOL!'

He begat to weep openly as the top floor of the pub came crashing down and
knew it was only a matter of minutes before the whole place was a total wreck
with nothing left at all .Both Tanya and Marsella watched the spectacle
enjoying every minute of it.

As Angela carried on holding him in that vice like hold ,there was a call from
Magenta She was working undercover for the ROJ(Royal Overseas Judges)but
pretended to be the only female member of the KBB(King Billy's Boys) She spoke
in Her broad Northern Irish accent that Angela could only just decipher.

'Hollo Ungela us mai Margenta. Oim runging yow tull yow thut Jiimmy us
arscaped wuth three others Gerry und Iain and Stuart. I know where thuy've gan
tow Ballymure.'

'Don't worry Magenta wherever he goes We will find him. There's a saying you
can run from the Judges but you can't hide!'

'I jus thought oi wud play yow buck the tape'

Angela listened to the tape.

'Dow yow know and Iain thart Narsi butch Spoitfol us just burnt down the pub
the 'Glorious Twelth''She's coming after os!'

'She s f----g hard. Oi say we run, we can't beat ur. Shay's as hard us nails!'

'Oi say we gety owyt of 'ere Jummy and hoid .She carn't foind os if we laive
now!'

'Lut's gow now I'm stonding op to that Narsi butch Spoitfol What's more thure
are theigh of thum those Narsi butches. They're f---g Amazons!'

The tape stopped there. It was quite clear that Jimmy Spence the KBB leader
and the other three knew their only chance was to escape and hide hoping that
the Three Women would not find them. Like all thugs they were really cowards
and could not cope with a Norse Glamazon like Angela standing up to them. They
had not reckoned on Magenta being able to tell them the exact address they
were going to.

Angela went up to the gunman lying semi naked in the ground with just his
underpants on .A whole crowd had gathered round him laughing in derision.

She pulled him up by the hair hard.

'Well I see that your leader Spence has tried to escape from Me! Well you'd
better direct me to where he's hiding as well as the KBB headquarters or I
will personally cut off your testicles and ram them hard down your throat!'

'Oim not sure whar he's aiding Mudome Judge Spoitfol '

'I think you know perfectly well! What's more I repeat that if you don't take
Me to the correct affdress you won't be in possession of your testicles as I
will definitely ram them hard down your f-----g throat!'

'YUS MODOME JODGE SPOITFOL!' he said knowing that as always She meant exactly
what She said.

She then grabbed him by the hair and with one hand and dragged him along the
street.

She then grabbed the landlord by the hair in Her other hand.

'You can stay here and watch your pub being burnt to the ground! You've got no
business and no home and you're destitute! Do you think you will learn not to
make friends with hooligans in future?'

'YUS MODOME JIDGE SPOITFOL!'he agreed realizing that She was always right and
had proved to him beyond doubt that She was clearly physically and mentally
superior to him in every way.

Angela realised that Her bike was destroyed after the gunman had shot at Her,
so She decided to confiscate the landlord's car and would use it for Herself
from now on ordering him to give Her the keys. She would make sure that not
only would he lose his pub, his home. his pub but his car as well!

She dragged the gunman by the hair forcibly letting him know in no uncertain
terms that She was the Boss and had to be obeyed or else.

Meanwhile Tanya and Marsella mounted Their Hardanger bikes .They were soon
roaring down the road leaving the blazing wreck of the pub behind them.

Angela drove the car and headed off down the road.The gunman sat next to Her
in the passenger seat. He had said that Tennent St the KBB Headquarters was
the third on the right off Shankill Rd.

She drove down Tennent St. The gunman directed Her to number 55.

As Angela drove along She could see a tall Woman with reddish hair standing by
the door.It was clearly Magenta, She was dressed totally in leather with a
tight leather jacket leather pants, high heeled boots and leather gloves. It
was clear that She had dressed in leather to impress Angela as She was working
for the ROJ and wanted to look impressive and to do some had fighting as
well.She was learning Gym Kata from Marsella and was now a Grade 4.

She greeted Angela Marsella and Tanya kissing them all on the lips.

'Oim so glad tow mait yow! 'She said in Her broad Northern Irish accent that
was really thick.

'Good to meet you too Magenta. This gunman who tried to kill me can also
direct Us to Spence's house. Can't you?' She said as she pushed Her hand hard
down his crotch.

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'YUS MODOME JODGE SPOITFOL' he said knowing this was all he was allowed to say
to Her.

Magenta got into the back of the car.

'.You do know the way to Ballymure don't you? You also know the registration
number of Jimmy Spence's car don't you? 'She said as She dug Her nails hard
into his testicles.

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'YUS MODOME JODGE SPOITFOL!'

'Because if you don't these testicles will be ripped off by Me personally and
rammed down your throat until you choke to death!'

'You wouldn't want that to happen would you?'

He groaned in agony as she dug her nails into him even harder.

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'NO MODOME JODGE SPOITFOL!'

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