ANGELA TOTALLY WRECKS A PUB RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE LANDLORD
by Hamlet



Angela stood over the barman who was now shaking with terror at the 'Glorious
Twelth' pub in Belfast.After the beating and tongue-lashing she had received
from Her She was about to wreck his pub completely making sure that not one
singe stick of furiture or glass or anything within that pub would ever remain
in tact.

She towered over the miserable wreck of the barman as he stood there quivering
in terror never having experienced a Woman of Her incredible size and ferocity
in his entire life. He still remembered the terrible beating he had received
from Her and knew that he faced the total destruction of his pub at Her hands.
He would be out out of business completely losing his entire livelihood.

Next to him stood the gunman his hands on his head shaking with fear after the
even more severe beating he had received at Her hands. He knew that afterwards
She would take him to his leader of the KBB Spence and that afterwards She
would put him through the most gruesome death imaginable!

She had the table held above Her head .She was going to systematically destroy
every single table in the pub itself. She wanted to wreak the most terrible
damage before She burnt it down to the ground

/Do you know what I'm going to do with this table?' She said towering right
over him showing him Her amazing power.

'Not rarely Modome Jodge Spiteful' he whimpered knowing exactly what She was
going to do with it.

'I'm going to hurtle it through the window you piece of garbage!'

She did exactly as She said hurling it right through the window .It went
straight through the glass and landed in the street outside nearly hitting two
pedestrians.

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

'Right what shall I destroy now? I think I'll start with the tables I'm going
to throw every one of them through the windows until there's no glass in the
windows left!'

With that She proceeded to pick up every single table in Her really powerful
hands and hurl them right through each window until every table was just a
broken heap of wood and all the glass in every widow was well and truly
smashed.

The crescendo of broken glass and broken tables had attracted a large crowd
outside .A police car drove outside but knowing it was Angela inside did not
dare to intervene!

She grabbed the barman by the collar

'Right you bastard I'm now going to smash every glass behind the bar!'

He looked on in horror as She coolly walked up to the bar and systematically
threw every single glass against the wall. The whole walls and floors were now
literally covered in broken glass.

After doing this She took every single bottle and broke it systematically
against the wall until the whole pub was now covered in rivers of drink and
broken glass .She was getting really excited and becoming wet all over almost
screaming in joy as She threw every bottle with full power right against the
wall .She was now rejoicing in the landlord's misery as what was once his
livelihood a few hours ago was now just a heap of wreckage!

The more She destroyed the more She wanted to destroy!

By the time She had finished the whole floor of the pub resembled a river with
the drink now flowing right onto the street .She was determined to teach the
residents a lesson that this would happen to anyone who harboured or supported
these thugs in any way.

The landlord stood there weeping at the total devastation around him .She had
literally totally wrecked the whole place and there was literally nothing that
had not been broken.

She decided to take Her digital camera from Her mobile phone and to take
pictures of the whole pub wrecked to be distributed throughout the whole area
with writing.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THAT WHO DEFY THE ROYAL OVERSEAS JUDGES!

BE WARNED THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOUR PROPERTY TOO!!

Just as She stood there in triumph She received a call from Marsella.

'Hello Angela it's Me Marsella I just wanted to tell you that Tanya and I have
wrecked the pub the' Orange Order' and burnt it down to the ground. We have
just taken the tree hooligans to the Norselandic consulate and then We are
going to take him back to London to the JLJHQ for trial and punishment.'

'That's great news Marsella! I have just wrecked this pub too and I'm just
going to burn it down. I want You to come here with Tanya now as We are all
Three of us going to arrack the KBB headquarters and I will capture the leader
Spence .The gunman who tried to kill Me. will show us the way!'

'We will be there at once Angela!'

With that She went up to the gunman who all the time had been standing to
attention with his hands on his head.

'Right you will stand outside in the road to attention and you will take Me to
the KBB headquarters after I have burnt this place down!'

'YUS MODOME JUDGE SPITEFUL !'

She them went up to the landlord.

'Right you will take that can and pour petrol all over the floor. You will
cover every centimetre of this pub you.You will burn your own pub to the
ground!'

'Is that understood?'

'YUS MODOME JODGE SPITEFUL!'

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