ANGELA THE NORSE WOMAN AND VALKYRIE 179
by Hamlet
ANGELA PREPARES TO WRECK AND BURN DOWN A PUB


Angela stood up over more in triumph over the three bodies of Her victims at
the 'Glorious Twelfth' pub in Shank hill Rd, the main Loyalist area of
Belfast. The gunman who had tried to kill Her, whom She had beaten to a bloody
pulp, lay prostate on the floor. Next to him was the pub landlord whom She had
also given a good beating to. (See previous episodes for Angela's beating and
fighting skills!)

She realised that Her and the other two Judges Marsella and Tanya were winning
at every turn in Their War against crime. They knew that They represented
righteousness against evil and that They were rescuing the poor Papians who
had endured so much suffering. They were fighting for the rights of two Papian
restaurants against the harassment of these Loyalist paramilitaries such as
the KBB (King Billy's Boys) and the UVF (Ulster Volunteer Force), who were
causing so much trouble. Angela had saved the Pineapple Bar in Shankill Road
whereas Marsella and Tanya had rescued the Pacific Heaven in Newtownards Rd
from thugs and hooligans.

Angela was now determined to capture Jimmy Spence the KBB Leader at all costs
and take him back to Norseland to be tried and tortured to death by Her
without mercy .He would stand trial and have to pay for all his crimes
committed against the poor peace loving Papian peoples, who only wanted to
earn a living and live in peace and harmony. She realised as a Norse Woman it
was Her Divine Mission given to Her by the Queen Goddess to rescue and protect
Papians just as a pwerful mother protects her weak little children!

Her plan was now to burn down the pub as a lesson to all who dared to harbour
gunmen and terrorists and as a lesson to the local community. They would have
to learn the lesson that if harassment existed it only did so because the
local community tolerated it and they would suffer too. There was a Chinese
saying saying that 'A fish could only live in water.'

Before She proceeded to burn down and smash up the pub, She decided to call
Her two Colleagues Tanya and Marsella who were at the Pacific Heaven on the
other side of Belfast. They had the these hooligans trussed up and tied up
outside on the street. They had similar plans to burn down the pub the Orange
Order ' too as a lesson to the local community not to support or tolerate
criminals.

^ÁhHello Marsella it's Me Angela .I have just successfully beaten up two of My
enemies a gunman who has tried to kill Me and a pub landlord who has harboured
the gunman .The the thug who was harassing the Papian restaurant was also
killed in the process!'

'That's great news Angela! Tanya and I are about to break up the pub too as a
lesson to the local community and then we're going to take the three thugs to
the Consulate and then to JLJHQ(Justice League and Justice Headquarters) in
London for trial and possible execution.'

'That's fine Marsella, just make sure You and Tanya are here in an hour's
time. All three of Us will assault the headquarters of the KBB together while
I take Spence with Me as a prisoner!'

'Certainly We will be there when you require Us.'said Marsella desperate like
Tanya to get Her hands on the rest of the KBB.

Angela waked over to the pub landlord who was on the floor still bleeding
after the terrible battering She had given him.

She grabbed him by the throat in Her powerful leather gloved hands.

'Right you bastard, there's a can of petrol outside in My bike which your
friend the gunman destroyed. I want you to bring it here so that I can
personally burn down your filthy pub Do you understand you piece of garbage?'

'YUS MODOME SPITEFUL!' he roared in pain in his Northern Irish accent as Her
nails dug into his throat making him wince in agony.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Her hand went crashing with full force across his face as 2 teeth came flying
out across the room

'It's Yes Madame Judge Spiteful! I am a Judge a person in authority who must
be obeyed without hesitation at all times and whose very word is The Law!'

'YUS MODOM JODGE SPITEFUL' he yelled knowing the dreadful penalty of
disobedience.

He did as he was told walking out of the pub and carried the can of petrol to
burn down his pub giving it to Her obediently.

She then took the gunman by the scruff of the neck and shoved him hard against
the wall as the rubbish She believed he was!

'Now both of you stand to attention with your hands on your heads! '

'You will watch while I proceeded to smash this pub up. I will then burn it to
the ground, do you understand? Before I burn it down there won't be a single
table chair or glass that I haven't broken! The result of harbouring a gunman
is that you as the landlord will be put out of business. You as a gunman I
will personally put to death in the most agonising way possible after you have
taken Me to your leader Spence. Do I make myself perfectly clear to you both?'

'YUS MODOME JUDGE SPOITEFUL!' they said, the landlord realising his whole
business was about to be destroyed and the gunman knowing he faced a terrible
death at Her hands!

She took a table with one hand that She intended to hurl through the window.
She was determined to enjoy every second destroying this pub!

She stood in front of the landlord holding the table, relishing his agony as
he was made to look at his whole livelihood being wrecked in front of him.

I'm going to destroy your pub and burn it to the ground! Be very grateful I
don't burn it with you in it! Say thank you to Me!'

'THUNK YOU MODOME JODGE SPITEFUL!'

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