ANGELA THE NORSE WOMAN AND VALKYRIE 178 by Hamlet ANGELA BEATS THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF A PUB LANDLORD Angela stood in front of the gunman towering right over him. He felt so inadequate as he stood right in front of Her feeling so pathetic. He knew that the time had come for him to be put to death by Her and that he did not have long to live. She was determined to take him back to Spence the Leader of the KBB(King Billy's Boys) and then execute him right in front of him First of all She wanted to strip him completely naked just to humiliate him . 'Right I want you bollock naked in front of Me with all those clothes off this instant!' He hesitated for an instant but saw Her mighty fist ready again to beat him again into oblivion. She shouted so She could be heard right down the street. 'GET THOSE F-----------G CLOTHES OFF NOW!' She roared right into his face. He did exactly as She said as She had Her fists ready to strike their terrible blows once more and beat him senseless! He ripped all his clothes off .As soon as She looked at his fat body She was quite disgusted . 'God you must be one of the most revolting repulsive specimens I think I must have ever seen !Compare your vile body to one of My Norse Men They're so muscular and tanned and you look so vile! There's no comparison at all You're quite repulsive!' He was beginning to shake with fear at the dreadful Tongue Lashing She was giving him but had no choice but to take it he looked at Her leather clad body and could not help but admire Her wonderful size and statute as She towered right over him making him fell totally inadequate before Her. She took out a dog collar and put it tightly round his neck squeezing it hard so that he was screaming in agony. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! 'Right I think its time we went to Jimmy Spence's!' She pulled him down until he fell down to his feet writhing in pain as She dragged him across the floor .He was scraping his legs as She pulled him along hard groaning in abject pain as his whole body was pulled along the floor as if he was just an animal to be treated with utter contempt ! She dragged him down the stairs as he yelled in pain forcing him down the stairs with complete disregard for the pain he was enduring. Blood was pouring down him, especially from his mouth after She had beaten him so badly knocking out all his teeth. When She got him downstairs she there She slammed him hard against the wall where he slumped on the ground crying with pain. Soon they were in the bar. She had unfinished business as She still had to deal with the barman for daring to harbour a terrorist like him. She also intended to smash it up and then burn it down as a warming to those who harboured terrorists! She had handcuffed the barman and pub landlord, whose name She found out was Ian, to a chair. She was now contemplating whether to burn down the pub with him in it! She walked up to him and undid his handcuffs. 'Well I might show mercy on you and not burn the pub down with you in it. Instead I will every kind to you I will let you have a fight with Me!' He hesitated not knowing what to do not daring to attack Her given Her obvious superior fighting skills as well as Her incredible size and strength. 'Come on you'd better attack Me? Why don't you use a broken glass? You must be angry being handcuffed by Me. Also I'm the one who's going to smash your pub up and burn it down Why don't you call Me a Norsi or a 'Narsi' bitch then. Come on I'd love another fight!' He did not know what to do. He hesitated and then broke a glass thinking maybe he might catch Her off guard. He tried to sound tough as he yelled at Her. 'YOW NARSI BUTCH!' He moved towards Her.It seemed as if She was not going to resist as She just stood there. Yet he was very much mistaken With one move She thrust forwards with a powerful Left Uppercut. It caused him to release the glass at once as it went flying right across the pub smashing on the other side of the room. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! She then executed a perfect Right and Left punch Move into his soft belly that made him fall backwards hitting his head hard against the bar itself. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! He fell right down on the floor clutching his belly squirming and yelling with pain. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! 'I think I need some of your teeth to add to My collection!' She said standing over him in triumph. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! He screamed so loudly he could be heard right up the street. She held his face hard in Her leather gloved hand positioning him as She was thoroughly enjoying Herself. She executed another even harder perfect Right and Left punch Move that smashed hard into his face knocking out half his teeth. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! 'That will teach you to harbour gunmen and terrorists!' Once more he fell right across the floor screaming with pain. Again She picked him up as he was shaking in terror begging Her to stop. 'PLAYSSSS NO MORREEE!' 'I think you are losing this fight very badly!' 'OI SORRRUNERRR!!!!' 'You're going to have to think twice in future about fraternizing with gunmen who want to kill Me!' She was getting a real orgasm now as fast as lightning She sunk Her fist deep into his stomach. He bellowed in agony as he collapsed doubling up in pain He grabbed his stomach roaring with sheer pain. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! His eyed opened wide like the headlights of a car at the same time spraying vomit all over himself as he dropped to his knees. She was enjoying every second of this as She knew that fighting and beating were Her expertises in life and that She was now a Gym Kata expert beyond doubt. She pulled him off the ground once more with Her left hand putting him into position by his right shoulder in an almost upright position. She quickly landed a Right Uppercut Move into his mouth and then landed a Left Uppercut to his chin causing him to fly backwards as if She had hit a football! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! He literally took off like a catapult landing in a bloody heap right the other side of the pub. She was once more thoroughly pleased with Herself as She stood over his bloody body with half his teeth missing and blood pouring out of every orifice. At the other side was the gunman lying naked blood spewing out of his body too. She decided to spare the life of the barman by not actually leaving him in the pub when it was burning to the ground. She pulled the naked body of the gunman and the barman and threw them both out into the street as a large crowd had gathered hearing the commotion inside. Her plan was to smash the pub up and then burn it down using the small petrol can She had in her bike that was in the street after the gunman had destroyed it. Fist of all She decided to ring Jimmy Spence the KBB leader using the gunman's mobile phone. 'Well Spence it's Me Judge Spiteful again! There's no escape from Me is there you bastard? I've just beaten the living daylights out of the pub landlord Ian who harboured the terrorist whom I have also beaten up! This will be nothing to what I will do to you when I capture you! You can go the other side of Northern Ireland I will still find you!' 'Yow Narsi butch ull gut yow kulled!' he screamed hysterically down the phone. 'Don't threaten Me Spence you've just tried to get Me killed and you failed miserably. I'm coming after you and My fellow Judges Tanya Masterrson and Judge Marsella Hesterborg are coming after the KBB After today it won't exist any more!' YOU'RE FINISHED SPENCE!' Any comments to Norseland@hotmail.com