ANGELA DEMONSTRATES SHE IS THE LAW IN BELFAST
by Hamlet



Angela stood over the body of the thug at the Pineapple Bar Restaurant in
Peters Hill off the Shankill road in Belfast .She stood right over the thug
digging Her high heeled boot into his neck.He was about to clean the floor
with his tongue making sure every single centimetre of vomit ,blood and dust
was cleaned off the floor.

She pulled him off the ground by his hair. He began to whimper in pain as She
held him hard in Her leather-gloved hands.

'Right you bastard you heard what I said. I want every single centimetre of
this floor to be clean and spotless or else! You will clean the blood and
mucus and dust off the floor with your f----g tongue !You will not stoop for a
second. Don't worry I will get the Uakalulu family to watch you .If you dare
to stop for even one bloody second I will tell them to ring Me on My mobile
phone.'

'As I have said before I want this floor absolutely spotless. I want it so
clean that I can eat a meal right off the floor. If cleaning the mess up makes
you vomit them you will simply start clean it all over again .The doors of
this restaurant will be locked so that you can't escape. You will lick and
lick until its pristine clean! It doesn't matter to Me what misery you go
through cleaning it up. I just want it clean that's all that matters to Me you
bloody bastard!''

'What's more if I hear that you have harassed the Uakalulu family while you
have been cleaning, then I will personally take you by the hair, turn you over
that table, give you 120 really hard stroked of My crop until you bleed.
What's more I will make you count every single stroke. You wIll address Me at
all time as Madame Judge Spiteful .'

'Is that clear you piece of garbage?'

'YUS MODAME JUDGE SPITEFOLL! he wailed knowing that She meant every single
word She said.

'Right get cleaning!' She ordered.

He began cleaning using his tongue.

It was quite clear She was not satisfied with his efforts at all.

. 'I said get that ff-------------g tongue into that dirt or you'll feel this
crop across your dirty stinking arse!'

He knew that She meant exactly what She said as She pushed Her boot heel hard
into his neck with full force.

He cleaned with all his force knowing quite well that She meant business as
She stood right over him crop in hand. He took up the dirt blood and mucus
that was on the floor.

Yet the problem was that just as he was cleaning up the mess that was on the
floor he would vomit again as he had blood and mucus going down his throat.

'I'm warning you arsehole if that floor is not totally spotless by the time I
return I promise you I will take your tongue and rip it right out! Is that
totally clear?'

' YOUS MADAME JODGE SPOITFULL!' he yelled loudly in his Northern Irish accent
knowing that She meant exactly what She said.

She went up to Mr. Uakalulu.

'If he stops work for even a second or causes you any trouble at all, you are
to report it to Me at once Is that clearly understood?'

'Yes certainly Madame Judge Spiteful ' he replied bowing his head in respect.

'Because if he causes you even the slightest trouble, I am quite prepared to
take every bit of skin right off his arse!'

She walked out into the street. There was the body of the other thug lying
right in the street

with the crowd right round him.

She pulled him off the street and dragged him up by the hair still screaming
with pain .

She held him hard by the neck in Her leather gloved hand as he squirmed in
agony.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

'Right you bastard! We are going to the address of Jimmy Spence, the leader of
King

Billy Boys. It had better be the right address because if it's not I will
personally rip

your testicles off with a knife and ram them hard down your throat Is that
perfectly clear to you?'

'YES MODOME JODGE SPITEFOLL!'

With that She lifted him onto Her Hard anger motorbike and threw him right
over it strapping

him down hard with a leather chord.

Just then a police car turned up .The news had clearly reached the Police the
PSNI

(Police Service of Northern Ireland) as they were now called.

A big fat Policeman got out of the car. He walked over to Her daring to
confront Her.

'Riot wots gowin on 'ere?' he said walking up appearing to be tough.

She was furious. She grabbed him by the throat in Her leather gloved hand and
slammed

hard against the wall .He began to groan in pain.

'Listed you bastard! I am the Law here and don't you forget it .I am Madame
Judge Spiteful

of the ROJ(Royal Overseas Judges). .I have come to save this Papian restaurant
from the

harassment of these thugs .If you had done your job properly this would not
have happened.

I've a good mind to rip down your trousers and thrash you in front of this
crowd personally for

dereliction of duty! Now get out of My sight or I will rip your cock and balls
off with one hand!'

With that She grabbed him hard by the cock and balls. He let out an
ear-spitting scream

right in front of the crowd.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Eventually She let go as he fell in a broken heap on the ground.

She gave him a good hard kick up the arse.

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

'Now get out of My sight before I really decide to rip them off!' She shouted
at the top of

Her voice.

He ran back to the car at full speed knowing She really did mean business!

She advanced on the crowd once more hitting the crop hard against Her
high-heeled boots.

'Right I am going to take this bastard to the KBB Headquarters .I am warning
you that if

you don't resist any of these Paramilitary organizations from now on them We
in the ROJ

will regard you as guilty as them! '

'I know that this harassment has not just come from them but also from
ordinary people

like you as well as children. I repeat My warning .If We in the ROJ ever find
that this

restaurant or the Uakalulu family have ever been harassed again We will hold
all of you

responsible!

'That means if even one more brick is thrown into that restaurant ever again,

I and my fellow ROJ Officers will pick up the first 6 civilians I see,
including breaking into

houses if necessary, line them up in the road, strip their clothes off and
crop them mercilessly

in full view of everyone in the street!'

'We are the Law as I showed to the Police just then. I am going to capture
Jimmy

Spence the KBB leader .You had better all behave or else!'

'Is that understood?'

YUS MODOME JODGE SPITEFUL!' they all yelled out.

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