ANGELA THE NORSE WOMAN AND VALKYRIE 174
by Hamlet
ANGELA ASSERTS HER AUTHORITY AS THE LAW IN BELFAST


Angela felt so proud of Herself as She stood over the prostrate body of the
thug outside the Papian Pineapple Heaven restaurant. A large crowd had
gathered who watched in wonder and admiration at the sight of the muscular
Norse Woman standing over Her prostrate victim They had never seen a Woman of
Her size and power in their lives and they gazed dumbstruck in admiration and
fear.

As She stood over his bloody body looking so imperious in front of that crowd
She felt so pleased at what She had achieved in such a short time. She had
stood up and beaten two thugs who were harassing and demanding protection
money from a Papian restaurant. The very sight of Her had given reassurance to
the Uakalulu family who had been put through such Hell from these thugs .She
had dealt with one of them by hitting him right across the face almost taking
his eye out with Her cat o nine tails!

She had then given the other one a damned good beating in which She had
managed to obtain the address of the leader of the KBB (King Billie's Boys)
Jimmy Spence. She had told the thug in no uncertain terms that if the address
was wrong She would personally ram his testicles down his throat. She had
given the thug the beating of his life executing one brilliant Gym Kata move
after another until he was a bloody wreck on the pavement outside the
restaurant.

Now She was determined to take the thug on the pavement to Jimmy Spence's
house when he had given Her the address As for the other thug who lay on the
ground in the restaurant She would force to lick all the mess on the
restaurant floor off with his tongue if necessary including all the blood and
puke!

She stood in front of the crowd with Her boot heel driving into the neck of
the thug on the pavement .She was determined to strike terror into them was
all knowing quite well that the harassment came from the ordinary local people
as well as the KBB and that meant as far as She was concerned no one was
innocent.

'Good Morning My name is Judge Angela Spiteful of the Royal Overseas Judges. I
come from The Nation of Norseland a wonderful Nation thousands of miles away
in the Pacific Ocean. It is now the world superpower whose will must be obeyed
all over the worlds a matriarchy and the world's Police Woman in which Women
are the superior sex .I have come from this earthly paradise to save this
Papian restaurant that has faced harassment from a paramilitary organisation
you have all heard of called the KBB.'

'I am determined to put an end to the criminal activities of this organisation
.I have started by beating the living daylights out of 2 members of this
criminal organisation one of whom you can see whose body is sprawled under My
boot heel .The other I have given a damned good beating to and now lies
prostrate in the restaurant. I will soon make him repair the damage he has
done by making him lick every centimetre of the restaurant floor clean with
his tongue!'

'I am warning you that if any of you support or even don't resist the KBB or
any other Loyalist paramilitary organisation, then you are as guilty as them.
The fact is that organisations like the KBB and the UDR cannot survive without
at least the passive support of the local community. That means you are as
guilty as them. What's more this harassment has not just come from the KBB but
has also come from ordinary people like you, including children as young as
11, who will be punished just like adults. That means if ever We in the ROJ
come across any more harassment of this restaurant We will hold the whole
local community in the Shank hill Rd and surrounding streets to be guilty. '

'If one brick is thrown through the window of this restaurant ever again then
I and My fellow ROJ will go through the streets pick up the first 6 civilians
We see, line them up, strip their clothes off and whip and crop them
mercilessly in the middle of the street in full view of everyone in the
street, just as German troops did in the last war when one German soldier was
killed. Only this time the punishment will be even worse! We will answer
terror with terror! .I believe that all of you in this area are guilty .There
is a Chinese saying that' a fish has to swim in water' and that applies to you
all of you too!'

'Do you accept that I and the ROJ are the Bosses and the Authority now?

You will reply.

'Yes Madame Judge Spiteful!'

There was silence from the crowd as they did not know quite how to reply.

She began to advance on them cat in hand, hitting it against Her thigh length
boots. She was furious they had not replied. As She walked towards the crowd
cat in hand they knew that they had to answer as this Woman was a One Woman
Army and there was going to be a total blood bath! She was a Tigress and like
the Chinese (see The Adventures of Asmondena) they were kittens!

They all shouted out just in time in their Northern Irish accents just in
time.

'YUS MODAME JODGE SPOITFOLL!'

'You address Me with respect and deference otherwise I'll bloody thrash the
lot of you! There will be rivers of blood!I am the Law is that quite
understood?' She yelled!

'YUS MODAME JOFGE SPOITFOLL! 'They roared back knowing that She really meant
business!

She moved over to the thug lying in the road and picked him up by the hair in
front of the crowd.

'Right you bastard you're telling Me exactly where Jimmy Spence your leader
lives as I want to personally capture him and kill all his goons if necessary.
You're going on My Hardanger motorbike .If the address is wrong that You gave
me I will personally take a knife ,rip all your testicles off and shove them
down your throat Is that quite clear?'

YUS MODAME JODGE SPOITFOLL! He roared knowing that She meant exactly what She
said!

She then went back into the restaurant. The Uakalulu family were standing
there, the two little children still looking so frightened.

'Well the trouble is over you, you won't face any more trouble from now on.
However if you do, you are to ring the ROJ Hotline Number and bloody vengeance
will be taken on whoever caused the trouble, as well as vengeance on the whole
community itself. They have been warned!'

The whole family bent down and started to clean Her boots in adoration so
thankful that salvation had come at last.

'Oh thank You so much Madame Judge Spiteful! 'said Mr Uakalulu as he licked
for all he was worth.

'You can show your thanks by being obedient and submissive at all times as
Papians should be at all times. Also if anyone from the ROJ visits you. You
will give them a free meal Don't worry about Me as I can't stand Papian food
and can't understand why anyone else likes it!It's so greasy and spicy!'

'Yes certainly Madame Judge Spiteful!'

Angela went power the to the hug She had beaten in the corner .

She pulled him up by the hair

'Right you bloody bastard, you are to clean this restaurant floor with your
tongue !You can see it is covered in vomit and mucus and blood .Well, you will
clean it with your tongue just like a cat does. If you vomit in the process,
you will clean that up too. I want this floor spotless and I don't care what
agony you suffer cleaning it up.'

' I will lock the doors of the restaurant while I am away so you can't escape
.If you harass the Uakalulu family while you are cleaning, I will personally
throw you over the table and give you 100 hard strokes across your arse with
My cat which will make you a cripple for the rest of your life .'

'What's more if the floor is nor spotless and I will check that with My dirt
detector that is in My bike, I will personally rip that tongue our of your
mouth with My hand and you will soon be dead with blood loss!'

'I am the Boss and I am the Authority and the Law. Is that quite clear you
piece of trash?'

'YUS MODANE JODGE SPOITFOLL'

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ANGELA

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