ANGELA THE NORSE WOMAN AND VALKYRIE 171
by Hamlet
MARSELLA AND TANYA CONFRONT THE HOOLIGANS IN BELFAST


AS ANGELA WAS WREAKING BLOODY VENGEANCE ON THE THUGS AT THE PINEAPPLE BAR, IT
WAS NOW TANYA AND MARSELLA'S TURN TO DEAL WITH THE HOOLIGANS WHO WERE
HARASSING THE PACIFIC HEAVEN RESTAURANT.

THEY GOT OUT OF THEIR HARDANGER MOTORBIKES THAT THEY HAD BEEN RIDING AT FULL
SPEED THROUGH THE STREETS OF BELFAST WITH THE SIRENS AT FULL VOLUME, MARCHED
INTO THE RESTAURANT AND KNOCKED ON THE DOOR.

THE DOOR WAS OPENED BY STEFI SOKOTIKI WHO OWNED THE RESTAURANT WITH HIS
BROTHER IONO.HE WAS SO PLEASED TO SEE THEM BOTH AS THEY STOOD THERE TOWERING
OVER HIM IN THEIR SHINY BLACK LEATHER ROJ(ROYAL OVERSEAS JUDGE) UNIFORMS,
LOOKING SO PROUD AND MAJESTIC READY TO DEAL WITH THESE HOOLIGANS IN THE MOST
VICIOUS WAY POSSIBLE AND TAKE VENGEANCE.

THE PACIFIC HEAVEN WAS THE SECOND PAPIAN RESTAURANT TO BE OPENED IN BELFAST.
IT HAD ONLY BEEN OPEN FOR 6 MONTHS.THE SOKOTIKI BROTHERS WERE BOTH VERY
ENTERPRISING LIKE MANY PAPIANS AND STEFI HAD LEFT HIS WIFE AND FAMILY IN PAPUA
TO SEEK HIS FORTUNE IN EUROPE WITH HIS BROTHER. THEY WERE BOTH EXCELLENT CHEFS
AND SPECIALIZED IN FISH COOKING.

AS WELL AS COOKING THEY HAD OPENED A FISHMONGER'S NEXT TO THE RESTAURANT. THE
COOKING HAD BECOME VERY POPULAR AS THEY SPECIALIZED IN SPICY COOKING. THEY
INTRODUCED ALL KINDS OF PACIFIC TROPICAL FISH SUCH AS DART FISH, SEA BASS
BARRACUDA AND RED SNAPPER THAT THE LOCAL PEOPLE HAD NEVER HEARD OF .SOON THE
RESTAURANT BECAME MORE AND MORE POPULAR AS IT WAS ENTERED INTO THE IRISH GOOD
FOOD GUIDE .PEOPLE ON HOLIDAY TO IRELAND WOULD ACTUALLY VISIT THE RESTAURANT
AND IT WAS NOW ATTRACTING VISITORS FROM ALL OVER EUROPE.

YET AS THE RESTAURANT BECAME MORE POPULAR RESENTMENT FROM THE LOCAL PEOPLE
INCREASED PARTICULARLY FROM LOYALIST PARAMILITARIES SUCH AS THE UDF (ULSTER
DEFENCE FIGHTERS) AND THE RED HAND .THEY NOT ONLY RESENTED CATHOLICS LIVING IN
SUCH PREDOMINANTLY LOYALIST AREAS AS BALLYMACARETT WHERE THE RESTAURANT WAS
SITUATED ON NEWTOWNARDS RD .THEY EVEN MORE RESENTED ASIANS PARTICULARLY
CHINESE AND EVEN MORE RESENTED PAPIANS WHOM THEY REFERRED TO AS' PARPI SHUT '

THE TROUBLE WENT ON WITH BRICKS BEING REGULARLY THROWN THROUGH THE WINDOWS AND
GRAFFITI BEING WRITTEN ON THE RESTAURANT SUCH AS 'F------K OFF BACK TO PAPIA!
TROUBLE WOULD ALSO COME FROM LOCAL CHILDREN WHO WOULD CALL OUT 'YER FUSH
STUNKS! 'IN THEIR NORTHERN IRISH ACCENTS AND THROW EGGS AT THE WINDOWS.

YET MOST OF THE TROUBLE CAME FROM A PUB ACROSS THE ROAD CALLED THE ORANGE
ARMS.IT WAS KNOWN AS THE HEADQUARTERS OF THE UDF AND THE RED HAND. THE PUB
OWNER GERRY DONALDSON WAS A DEDICATED MEMBER OF THE LOCAL BALLYMACARETT ORANGE
LODGE.HE WAS KNOWN TO LOATHE CATHOLICS AND HAD TAKEN PARY IN THE LATEST RIOTS
WHEN POLICE HAD REROUTED AN ORANGE MARCH TO PREVENT IT GOING TO A CATHOLIC
AREA.

HIS PARTICULAR HATRED WAS FOR FOREIGNERS ESPECIALLY PAPIANS. HE KEPT REFERRING
TO' THUT SMULLY RUSTARANT ACROSS THE ROWD' IN HIS BROAD ALMOST UNINTELLIGIBLE
NORTHERN IRISH ACCENT. HE HAD A LARGE SIGN OUTSIDE THE PUB DOOR 'NO PAPISTS OR
PAPIS 'EVEN THOUGH SUCH A SIGN WAS ILLEGAL HE WOULD JUST TELL THE LOCAL POLICE
TO 'F---- OFF!

HE HAD TWO FRIENDS BILLY WILSON AND JIMMY DODDS. THEY WERE KNOWN TO BE STAUNCH
ORANGE ORDER MEMBERS .WILSON WAS A MEMBER OF THE UDF WHILE DODDS WAS A MEMBER
OF THE RED HAND THAT WAS EVEN MORE VICIOUS THEY BOTH ENJOYED GETTING ROARING
DRUNK IN THE PUB AND THEN GOING INTO THE PACIFIC HEAVEN RESTAURANT LATE AT
NIGHT AND CAUSING MAYHEM THROWING TABLES AROUND AND BREAKING GLASSES WITH
CUSTOMERS IN THE RESTAURANT .THE SOKOTIKI BROTHERS HAD CALLED THE POLICE BUT
THEY SEEMED TO BE AFRAID OF THESE HOOLIGANS AND DID NOTHING .IN DESPERATION
THEY DECIDED TO CALL THE ROJ IN LONDON..

MARSELLA HAD RESPONDED IMMEDIATELY .SHE HAD TOLD THE SOKOTIKI BROTHERS THAT
TANYA AND HER WOULD ENTER THE PUB AND CONFRONT THE THREE TROUBLEMAKERS BY
FORCE IF NECESSARY AND ARREST THEM.THEY WERE QUITE PREPARED TO SMASH THE PUB
UP AND BURN IT TO THE GROUND AS A WARNING TO THE LOCAL COMMUNITY.

MARSELLA SPOKE TO STEFI AND IONO

'RIGHT STEFI AND IONO .WE ARE THE ROJ.I AM SENIOR JUDGE MARSELLA HESTERBORG
AND THIS IS JUDGE TANYA MASTERSSON .WE HAVE DECIDED THE TIME HAS COME TO PUT
AN END TO THE SUFFERING YOU HAVE FACED .WE ARE GOING INTO THAT SHITHOLE ACROSS
THE ROAD AND WE ARE GOING TO CONFRONT THOSE HOOLIGANS!'

'THANK GOD YOU HAVE SAVED US SENIOR JUDGE HESTERBORG AND JUDGE MASTERSSON. WE
WERE SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING LEAVING THE COUNTRY AND GOING BACK TO PAPIA!'STEFI
SAID AS HE AND HIS BROTHER FELL TO THE GROUND LICKING THEIR BOOTS.

'DON'T WORRY WE WILL MAKE SURE NO ONE BOTHERS YOU AGAIN!YOU CAN BOTH STOP
LICKING AND GET BACK TO WORK '

AS THEY SAID THAT THEY BOTH STRODE ACROSS THE ROAD TO THE PUB MENACINGLY
HITTING THEIR BOOTS WITH THEIR CATS IN RHYTHM TOGETHER.

THE FIRST THING MARSELLA DID WAS TO TEAR THE SIGN DOWN THAT SAID

'NO PAPISTS OR PAPIS.'

DONALDSON WAS FURIOUS AT THE SIGHT OF THIS TALL BLONDE LEATHER CLAD GLAMAZON
DOING AS SHE LIKED IN HIS PUB.THE TWO JUDGES WALKED IN.THE PUB WAS A FAIRLY
DINGY PLACE WITH UNION JACKS AND PICTURES OF WILLIAM OF ORANGE ON THE WALLS.
THERE WAS A LARGE POSTER OF REV. IAN PAISLEY WITH ANOTHER SIGN SAYING

'VOTE DUP TO SMASH THE IRA!'

IN THE CORNER DODDS AND WILSON WERE DRINKING TOGETHER.

'SO WHAT ARE YEAR DING RAPPING OP MOI SOIN YOW BUTCH!'

IT WAS QUITE CLEAR HE HAD CONTEMPT FOR WOMEN AND WAS KNOWN TO BEAT UP HIS WIFE
REGULARLY AFTER COMING HOME DRUNK.

SHE WALKED RIGHT UP TO HIM DISPLAYING HER FULL HEIGHT AND POWER AND MUSCLES.

HE TRIED TO APPEAR TOUGH IN FRONT OF HER. HE WAS A SHORT FAT MAN SLIGHTLY
BALDING HE HAD A TEE-SHIRT ON SAYING:

'REMEMBER JULY 11 1690 '

'THE BATTLE OF THE BOYNE!'

'LONG LIVE KING BILLY!'

'GOOD MORNING .MY NAME IS SENIOR JUDGE MARSELLA HESTERBORG FROM THE QUEEN DOM
OF NORSELAND. THIS IS MY COLLEAUGUE JUDGE TANYA MASTERSSON.WE HAVE COME TO PUT
AN END TO YOUR CRIMES. ALSO THAT POSTER IS ILLEGAL UNDER YOUR LAW THE RACE
RELATIONS ACT.'

'WHAT'S MORE THE PUB OPENING HOURS ARE FROM 11 AM AND ITS ONLY 8.30 AM.'

AS A JUDGE I AM ARRESTING YOU AND AM TAKING YOU FOR TRIAL TO THE JLJHQ
(JUSTICE LEAGUE AND JUDGE'S HEADQUARTERS) IN LONDON. MY COLLEAUGUE WILL ARREST
DODDS AND WILSON AND TAKE THEM AWAY TOO. I WOULDN'T RESIST ARREST IF I WERE
YOU!'

DONALDSON SHOUTED AT HER AS HE PICKED UP A BOTTLE BEHIND THE BAR

'GERT OWT OF ERE NOW YOW NARSI COWS!'

'WHY DON'T YOU ATTACK ME?YOU'LL REGRET CALLING US A 'NORSI COWS'.

HE MOVED TOWARDS HER WITH A BOTTLE IN HAND.

SUDDENLY HER FOOT SHOT OUT WITH THE STEEL TOE OF HER BOOT GOING RIGHT BETWEEN
HIS LEGS .HE FELL TO THE GROUND WITH A THUD SCREAMING WITH PAIN.

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HE WAS OVERCOME BY THE AGONY FROM HIS SMASHED TESTICLES SHE HELD HIM BY THE
ARM AND DROVE HER BOOT HEEL HARD INTO HIS ARM PIT .HE SCREAMED OF PAIN COULD
BE HEARD DOWN THE ROAD AS SHE HANDCUFFED HIS TWO HANDS TOGETHER.

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DODDS MADE AN ATTEMPT TO COME TO HIS ASSISTANCE WITH KNIFE IN HAND.

TANYA STOOD DIRECTLY IN HIS WAY.

'DROP THE KNIFE ARESHOLE!'SHE SHOUTED.

HE WAS SLIGHTLY TALLER THAN DONALDSON AND HAD BLACK GREASY HAIR. HIS ARMS WERE
COVERED IN TATTOOS.

HE MADE AN ATTEMPT TO HIT HER. IT WAS A SERIOUS MISTAKE DARING TO CHALLENGE A
JUDGE TO A FIGHT!

SHE DODGED OUT OF THE WAY .SHE TURNED HER SHOULDERS AND RIPPED HER RIGHT FIST
DEEP INTO HIS STOMACH DOING A BRILLIANT GYM KATA MOVE.SHE COULD HEAR THE RIBS
CRACK AS HE WENT SAILING ACROSS THE PUB HIS HEAD HITTING THE BAR HARD.BLOOD
CAME STREAMING DOWN FROM HIS HEAD.

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SHE WALKED OVER AND PUT HER BOOT HEEL INTO HIS STOMACH PRESSING HARD

'GET UP YOU BASTARD!'

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