ANGELA THE NORSE WOMAN AND VALKYRIE 169
by Hamlet
ANGELA DEALS WITH THE THUGS IN BELFAST


The Three Women walked outside ready to begin Operationkillallthescum. They
all looked as magnificent as ever in Their shiny black leather ROJ uniforms as
They walked out into the sunshine of that Saturday morning in Belfast. Right
in the centre of the city the Norselandic Consulate and the ROJHQ lay opposite
the YMCA. To Her left was Donegal Square and in the distance She could see the
enormous City Hall built as it was in 1906 with the statue of Queen Victoria
in the front making clear that this was part of the United Kingdom! To Her
right were the city's finest building the Royal Belfast Academic Institution.

Tanya and Marsella's journey would take Them in the opposite direction from
Angela. It would be Angela who would deal with the main trouble all on Her own
the harassment of the Uakalulu family by a bunch of thugs known as the
KBB(King Billie's Boys).

Tanya and Marsella meanwhile would deal with the problems faced by another
Papian restaurant on Newtownards Road on the east of Belfast. They would deal
with the problems faced by 2 brothers who faced regular harassment Iono and
Stefi Sokotiki who owned another restaurant the Pacific Heaven.. Although the
problems they faced were nowhere near as bad as the Uakalulu's. they still
faced harassment from the local community. Tanya and marsella's trip would
take them eastwards on Their Hardanger motorbikes across the River Lagan to
Newtownards Rd another Protestant area.

Angela turned Her motorbike westwards going down Wellington Place, down Divis
St to the Westlink .She roared at full speed with people looking at this huge
leather clad Woman driving at full speed, the very sight of Her made them
scared!

She was soon outside the restaurant the Pineapple Bar. It was quite a smart
looking restaurant in what looked like a slightly rundown area. It was quite
clearly a strong Protestant area as there were murals on the walls, with one
saying 'UVF Forever!There was a large portrait of William of Orange with a
large sign on 'Remember King Billy and the Boyne!'

The restaurant was quite smart with baskets of flowers and tables and chairs
outside .It was clear it had all been freshly painted and really looked bright
and cheerful compared to the rest of the area. It had a large menu outside .It
was clearly doing a lot of business given the populariyy of Papian food.
Angela was incensed that these people had to face racial harassment from a
bunch of hooligans!

She walked across the road to the restaurant and knocked on the door. It took
some time to answer and it was clear that the Uakalulu family were petrified
and knew that the day had come round when the KBB were to collect their
protection money.

It was Mrs Mahia Uakalulu who looked through the peephole. She was so
surprised to see a huge leather clad Norse Woman. She felt so elated that
salvation had come at last!

When She answered Angela saw this short lady dressed in a silk sahini standing
in front of Her. She had short black hair and looked so sweet and submissive
as she stood before Angela. She had short back hair and looked so frightened
as she stood there.

'Good Morning Mrs Uakalulu. I'm Judge Angela Spiteful and I've come to rescue
you from the thugs who are harassing you!'

At once Mahia fell on the ground and began to lick Angela's boots .She was so
relieved that as a Papian she was to be rescued by her Mothers the Norse Women
and the Judges!

'I'm so glad You have come You are our only hope! Thank God You've come to
rescue us .Senior Judge Marsella Hesterborg said You would come and rescue
us!'

As they were talking her husband Iohaa walked in .He was a small balding
friendly looking man. As soon as he saw Her he fell to the groung and began to
lick Her boots in adoration.

'Madame Judge Spiteful You are a gift sent from Heaven to save us!'

Mr and Mrs Uakalulu carried on licking every centimetre of Her boot heels. The
two children Hosa and Peto too licked Her boot heel for all they were worth
joined them. They both looked so cute and innocent!How dare any children bully
them!

'Right that's enough you can stop licking My boots .Those thugs are coming for
their protection money soon .You will do as I say .You will tell them you are
not paying .I will hide behind the bar Don't you worry I will deal with them!'

Angela then went and hid behind the bar ready to confront the thugs. She
waited there hiding for about 5 minutes.

She did not have to wait long.

Two men walked in, one was dressed in jeans and a baseball cap and the other
had long greasy hair and a beard with a tee shirt on saying

'F-----K THE POPE!'

As they walked in they behaved like the thugs they were. The one with the
baseball cap kicked one of the chairs across the room, while the other ripped
away one of the table clothes as all the cutlery and glasses went flying
across the room the glasses smashing against the walls. Angela was seething
with rage!

The one with the baseball cap approached Mr Uakalulu. He spoke in a broad
Northern Irish accent.

'So Wakafocka or whataver yowr nayme us Whar's the f--------g mowney than?'

Sorry I can't pay you!'he said sweating with fear.

The other one grabbed him by the collar.

'Whar dyer maan yer carnt pay? Dyer want os to foirebamb thus plaace yow Parpi
barstrard?'

Just then Angela walked out behind the bar.

'You'd better leave him alone you're in deep shit you thugs. You see My name
is Judge Spiteful from Norseland and I've come to wipe you thugs off the face
of the earth!'

They looked in amazement at the sight of this amazing tall muscular leather
clad Woman with a cat o nine tails beating against Her boots.

'Jost ger owt of owr waay yow Narsi cow! 'said the one with the beard
pretending not to be afraid of Her.

'Get your hands off him now or you'll feel My cat across your face!'

'Woi darnt yow f---k off barck tow Nareslarnd yow butch!'

This incensed Her even more.

With one move She brought the cat down hard across his face. It caused a huge
weal to show as blood came spurting out almost in a torrent. He feel on the
floor screaming for all he was worth. She had almost taken out his left eye.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

The other one ran towards her yelling with hate in his eyes

'Yow Narsi cow!'

No one could call Her a Norsi cow and be allowed to live!

She sidestepped him easily. With ease She embedded Her right fist hard into
his belly causing him to go down on his knees, clutching his broken rib cage
She then brought Her boot heel hard into his neck .His whole body hit the
ground .

He began to puke all over the restaurant floor, with all his breakfast coming
up right in front of the Uakalulu family.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

She then held him up dragging him up from the floor by his shirt collar. She
then thrust upwards with Her fist executing a brilliant Uppercut Move .It
caused his head to fly backward as he fell crashing into one of the tables.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Like a flash She was on top of him She embedded Her boot hard into his groin
area putting him through the most terrible CBT (Cock and Ball Torture)!

'Right where does Jimmy Spence your leader live?'

He carried on yelling as She continued to drive Her boot in hard.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

'Tell Me or you wont be in possession of your testicles any longer!'

He yelled out

'TWENTEIGH THRAY TUNNANT ROWD!'

'You will be coming with Me and if it's the wrong address I'm going to
personally rip your testicles off with a knife and shove them down your throat
and choke you to death with them.! You will respond by saying

' I understand Madame Judge Spiteful!'

He bellowed back as Her boot heel drove with terrible power into his testicles

'OI ONSERSTARND MARDAME JODGE SPITEFOLL!'

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