ANGELA THE NORSE WOMAN AND VALKYRIE 166 by Hamlet ANGELA AND TANYA SWEAR BLOODY VENGEANCE ON THE THUGS Angela and Tanya sat in the lounge of the charter flight that was to take them both to Belfast .They both felt so pleased with Themselves that They had enjoyed Their first meal of steak fries and salads .They had also asserted without doubt Their authority over Their Papian slaveants Hoko and Noha. that had shown without doubt that They were in charge of These slaveants along with their Mistress Lea and would not tolerate any lateness, poor service or dirty clothes. Angela had enjoyed the beating She had given to Noha on her hand while Tanya had given Hoko 2 well-deserved strokes on the backside that he would never forget all his life! Angela and Tanya sat down and read the report on the racial harassment of the Papian Uakalulu family in Belfastperpared by Judge Marsella. It started with a recent report commissioned 4 years ago .According to the report racial minorities in Northern Ireland faced severe harassment and abuse and according to more recent figures ,this was heavily confined to the Chinese and more recently Papian community. The harassment consisted of members of these groups being jostled, spat at and punched constantly .It was particularly serious in schools where 66 % of children would report racist name-calling and abuse. The report was commissioned by�� Opportunities for All ��. Chinese and Papians at restaurants and food outlets reported being routinely facing verbal and physical abuse. The lack of qualifications. discrimination at work and poor English particularly in the case of Papians ,who only could speak their own language Papian and a smattering of Noreslandic their Mistresses tongue, forced them to stay in catering .The author of the report made it quite clear that the problem was worse in Northern Ireland than anywhere else in the UK. Marsella made it quite clear in Her report that Papians were being especially targeted mainly because they were such gentle people .The Uakalulu family had moved over 1 year ago and had opened a restaurant called the Pineapple Bar in Belfast. They had moved over because they knew that Papian food was becoming increasingly popular throughout the world and could one day overtake Chinese and Indian food. Many people loved the spicy dishes and the way it was cooked by expert chefs like Mr Iohaa Takalulu and his wife Mahia. They opened the restaurant near the Shankhill Rd in a street called Peters Hill on the way to the centre of the city.They did not know it was a heavily Loyalist area. The restaurant had attracted many customers especially as it was the only Papian restaurant in the city .News had quickly spread round and soon it was doing a great trade. Things were going well at first. However soon trouble started as the two children Rosa aged 11 and Peto aged 9 faced bullying at school they went to an all-Protestant primary school. They were not Christians at all believing in Animism as most Papians did though many Papians had converted to Christianity joining the official Royal Lutheran Church which involved worshipping the Queen Goddess as well as God. They were constantly being called Papis and�� brown shit�� and were regularly chased back to the restaurant whereupon bricks would be thrown through the windows. Mrs Uakalulu had tried to complain to the headmaster, which brought a violent response from the parents with hate mail stating ��why don��t you go back to f-----g Papia ��. This was then followed by the paramilitaries moving in the most notorious of all being the KBB (King Billie��s Boys) led by Jimmy Spence They were a spit off from the UVF (Ulster Volunteer Force) and were composed of gangsters and criminals most of whom had prison sentences. They controlled the area around the restaurant. They were determined to drive all Taigs (Catholics) from the area by force They were also determined to drive out all foreigners especially Papians and Chinese . At the same time they realised that there was money to be made from the Chinese restaurants in the area as well as the Pineapple.As a result the KBB began to demand protection money which had to be paid at once or violence would follow. The Uakalulus had done everything they could to pay the protection money including not buying clothes for the children ,but they found it was getting harder and harder as the KBB would increase the amounts demanded every month .The last demand was that they would have to pay 2000 pounds in 2 days time or the whole restaurant would be firebombed in the middle of the night with the whole family inside. Mr Uakalulku desperately called the police the PSNI but found they were useless. In fact they betrayed the racist attitude of many of their countrymen with the local police officer PC Donaldson telling him in his broad Northern Irish accent. ��For Gords sake stap complainin If yow don��t loik it why don��t yow go back tow your own country!�� It was in sheer desperation that Mr Uakalulu turned to his Norse Mistresses knowing that he faced his family being killed or bankruptcy .He contacted the ROJ office in London desperate for help. He was put straight onto Judge Marsella. She specialised in dealing with the Papian community together with Angela��s former Supervisor Senior Judge Heathera. Marsella was sent on the special mission to Belfast called Operation Kill all scum .Her mission was to save the Uakalulu family from these thugs and to destroy the KBB with the help of Angela and Tanya and bring home the leader of the KBB Jimmy Spence to be tortured to death at the JLJHQ in Vikingsborg. Angela was so incensed when She had read the report .How dare these thugs threaten and harass an innocent Papian family! Even though She was a firm believer in disciplining Papians such as Hoko and Noha and enjoyed doing it She only believed ii doing it if the punishment fitted the crime .She was totally against indiscriminate violence believing that Papians should be treated kindly but firmly. What was even worse was that the perpetrators of these crimes were Oslanders! She was a firm believer that the Papians were the children of the Norselanders to be looked after and cared for as simple children. It was as of other people were harassing Her own children! Angela turned to Tanya who was sitting next to Her. ��Tanya I can��t wait to get my hands on those bastards I can��t wait to fight them and beat them to death .I bet like all thugs that they are just a bunch of cowards. How dare they harm Our children and property!�� ��I agree Angela I can��t wait to pulverise them with My Gym Kata skills!�� ��I just want bllody vengeance on those bastards. How dare they troorise the poor peaceful Uakalulu family!�� They held hand together. ��Lets swear bloody vengeance on these thugs!�� They both cut Their fingers and held them together.They took a solemn Valkyrie Vengeance Oath together asking the help of the Queen Goddess Herself. Just as They were talking and as Noha was serving Them drinks ,the Pilot Laura spoke on the intercom. ��Hello Angela Tanya and Lea. We are just approaching the Canadian coast, on your left You can see Vancouver island in British Colombia, on Your right is the American coast of Washington State Olympia National Park.�� Angela looked on Her side and could see the Pacific Ocean and the mountains rising from the Ocean. However beautiful it was it could not rival the beauties of Her Nation that She missed so desperately and Her lovely native city of Vikingsborg. She looked down and could see the lights of Vancouver beneath Her. Even though it was getting dark She could make out the Coast Mountains of British Columbia beneath Her and could just see the Rocky Mountains as the plane entered Alberta .She could see the lights of Calgary beneath Her as the plane sped over into the prairies of Saskatchewan. She ordered Noha to prepare Her bed desperate for sleep. She had hardly slept at all when Laura announced over the intercom. ��Angela Tanya and Lea please could you wake up and out on Your seat belts.�� ��We are about to land in Winnipeg the last stop before Belfast �� ��GET READY TO LAND!�� Any comments to Norseland@hotmail.com