ANGELA  THE NORSE WOMAN AND VLKYRIE 145
by Hamlet
JUDGE RIVA HUMILIATES AND ARRESTS THE BRITISH CONSUL


Judge Rive Rubberhaard waited in the car outside the British Consulate in
Vikingsborg. She waited there with Her Colleague Judge Helena Hardvanger.
Judge Riva was looking really impressive dressed totally in shiny black
rubber. She was wearing a skin tight rubber cat suit, rubber gloves and thigh
length boots. Around Her waist She had a whole armoury of weapons whips,
knives, leather chords and two guns. Her lovely platinum blonde hair .Her
height and Her tanned complexion made Her even more impressive.

Her main job was to supervise the Diplomatic Community in Vikingsborg
Norseland's second largest City. There was quite a large Diplomatic community
here given the size of the City that was just over 10 million in its
Metropolitan Area. She was known to be utterly ruthless tolerating no
misbehaviour whatsoever from any of the Diplomats. They had to respect the
Laws of the Nation or else! She had no time for diplomatic immunity. If a
Diplomat broke the Law She would punish them or find some way of throwing them
out of The Nation. If any diplomat was defiant She was quite prepared to
punish them ruthlessly includng thrashing them with the rubber crop!

She knew that Norseland was now the world's Superpower and Police Woman and
feared no country in the world. After all it had taken on and successfully won
a war against the USA in which the US President Bush had begged for peace
after 2 US aircraft carriers had been sunk. (SEE PREVIOUS EPISODES). Norseland
was effectively winning a war against China in which the Chinese army and navy
faced annihilation (SEE THE ADVENTURES OF ASMONDENA). A piddling country like
Britain posed no threat at all which is why all the British protests had been
completely ignored!

She stood there ready for him to leave the Consulate. Next to Her was Her
Colleague Judge Helena Hardvanger .She was wearing the tight Judge's uniform
too in shiny black leather with the full armoury of weapons around Her waist.
She was not quite as tall as Riva but She was still muscular and strong ready
for action. She had slightly reddish hair that was typical of many
Northerners.

Riva particularly had contempt for the British Consul whose name was John
Archibald She really thought he was a complete pompous prick! She had least
given him a damned good cropping giving him 10 strokes for smoking on the
street a habit that was completely illegal in The Nation .He thought that as a
Diplomat he could get way with it. What an idiot!

Like Angela and Irena She got fed up with the way he kept prattling on about
human rights and diplomatic immunity. She was so glad that the time had at
last arrived to expel this bastard from Her Nation for good. He had dared to
stand up fort the rights of 2 criminals one of whom had committed High Treason
and had already been executed!

She waited outside the Consulate ready to strike. She was determined to get
this British Consul at all costs especially after the argument he had with
Judge Irena. How dare he argue with Her about human rights! She was going to
stop his nonsense for good and have him thrown out of The Nation at the
earliest opportunity!

They had now waited in a car near the British Consulate that was situated near
the centre of the city in Skandiastrade a long smart tree lined street that
housed many of the foreign consulates. She was sure that Archibald would come
out at some time. It was 11 Am and he normally went to a bar across the road
called Visa's bar, as he really did like his drink.

True to form Riva could see him walk out of the Consulate. He was a short
balding man wearing a grey suit .She could tell that he was desperate for a
drink as he walked fast along his hand slightly shaking.

.

Riva had inspected his FAC (Foreigners Alcohol Card) on Her computer .She
realised that he only had one unit left as he had already consumed 23 units in
three days. She was determined to stop him drinking any more at all!

What was worse he was smoking a dirty disgusting habit that was illegal in The
Nation. What was even worse than that he was dropping cigarette ash on the
pavement. This bastard thought that because he had diplomatic immunity he
could do what he liked.

As he was crossing the road to get to the bar Riva got out of the car. She
walked straight towards him to Vasa's bar He was about to enter when She held
him by the shoulder. This bastard was going absolutely nowhere!

He turned round to look at Her in all Her incredible tall rubber clad
splendour.He begn to shake even more with fear.

'You're not entering that bar are you Archibald? Don't you know you've only
got one unit left on your FAC?

'I just thought I would have a couple of drinks Judge Rubberhaard' he replied
nervously.

'A couple! You've had well over 6 this morning in the Consulate. I have placed
a bug and camera to monitor your every movement. I know it's British territory
and you can drink as much as you like there. You are now on Norselandic
Territory and you are well over the limit You would fail My breathalyser
miserably! '

She grabbed him by the collar hard.

'I'm putting you under arrest you bastard and am arranging to have you sent
back to England with your criminal friends This is the last time you defy the
Laws of Our Nation. What's more you are smoking ,an activity that is quite
illegal and have been dropping ash on the pavement You will lick that up!'

'You can't do that I'm a Diplomat I represent Her Majesty's Government in your
country!'he whimpered.

She was bloody furious now. With one hand Her steel like rubber-clad hand went
slamming across his face.

SWMAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

He went flying across the pavement like a catapult hitting his head across a
parked car. Blood came streaming down his head He was groaning in pain.

She stood over him Her boot heel in his neck as he lay there writhing in pain.
What a miserable specimen he was She thought as Her boot heel went right into
his neck! He yelled in pain once more.

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

'The next crime you committed you arsehole was to smoke. You know perfectly
well that it is illegal in Our Nation! What' s more you dropped ash on the
pavement .You will lick it up now you dirty scumbag!!'

With that She grabbed hold of his hair and shoved his face into the pavement.

'LICK IT UP!'

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

With that She shoved his face down hard into the ground. She made him lick it
up until his tongue was aching. The effect of doing this was to make him
vomit. Vomit came spewing from his mouth onto the pavement.

'God you revolting pig! You can lick that up too!!'

She rammed his face down into the pavement.

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

He carried on licking until there was not one speck of vomit left. His whole
mouth and tongue were aching in sheer pain!

She called over to Helena.

'Let's carry this bastard into the car!'

With that She picked him by the hair while Helena picked him up by the legs.
They then threw him into the back of the Judge Car as if he was just a sack of
potatoes!. A whole crowd had now gathered to laugh at his misery.

Riva then handcuffed him securely head down. As She stood over him she called
to Irena on Her mobile.

'Irena I have the British Consul here as My prisoner!'

'That's great I'm coming over with Angela now. I can't to beat the shit out of
him before he is deported. Angela wants to get Her hands on him too for
whingeing about human rights! We have the prisoner Julie Hepworth all trussed
up ready to be deported and Jim Wright's body in a coffin!'

'LET'S DEPORT THESE BASTARDS BACK TO ENGLAND!

Any comments to Norseland@hotmail.com

SITES

ANGELA

www.miss-spiteful.com

RIVA

www.lady-riva.com

HELENA

www.madame-helene.dk

IRENA

www.domboss.com