ANGELA THE NORSE WOMAN AND VALKYRIE 130
by Hamlet
ANGELA AND HER FAMILY DEAL WITH DRUNKEN ENGLISH TOURISTS


I sat at the table with Christine, Angela, Rolf to celebrate Christine's 17th
birthday.I sat next to Christine on my right and Rolf Her Father and Peggy's
Partner on my left. Christine had Her leather gloved hand down my crotch
wanking me gently at first but increasing the pressure.

I looked at Roll's body to my left .Although as I have said I am not
homosexual in any way He really did have an incredible body like all Norse Men
.I could see His huge bulge in His leather trousers and could tell that He had
an erection .The very sight of him as well as Angela and Peggy all dressed in
shiny black catsuits and boots the National costume of Norseland made me
climax under Christine's fondling.

I looked around the restaurant the Kau Haus. It was huge like all restaurants
in Norseland. Eating out was a favourite past time and was combined with
drinking and listening to bands and singing karaoke that would go on later
this evening. These Norselanders really knew how to enjoy themselves though of
course they never got drunk! .I could see the Bar Persons come out from the
kitchens at the sides with gigantic hunks of steaks as well as barracuda,
shark and horsemeat They also served vast trays of beans and chips.

My starter arrived. It was a huge bowl of beef soup with hunks of beef by the
side was a pile of bread. It was almost enough for a main course. I looked to
the side Christine had ordered a smorgasbord that was a large slice of brown
bread covered with chunks of ham and salad in mayonnaise. Rolf had ordered a
Kau Burger that was the largest burger I had ever seen, surely He could not
manage a first course!

Angela and Peggy also ordered fish soups again served in large bowls that
seemed to be enough for the main course The appetites of these Norselanders
were amazing .As well as that Eva brought is a 4 litre jug of Volssons beer.
Eva then marked my FAC (Foreigners Alcohol Card) to keep control of my alcohol
consumption.

I looked across and could see the English couple He was a fat man with greasy
hair .I found out that his name was Jim as he spoke really loudly. It was
obvious to everyone that he came from England and from Yorkshire too. He was
dressed in a shirt that said Barnsley United on it .It was a good thing that
the Bar Persons had never heard of Barnsley United or he would have been
ordered to take it off!

He was wearing green trousers that really showed him off as so ridiculous
compared to the impressive leather clad Norse Men around him.

His partner whose name was Julie was actually quite attractive She had long
black hair that marked her out, as an Oslander She was quite small too a
midget compared to all the huge Norse Women around her.

.She was wearing a split skirt that showed off her legs It transpired that
they had come to Norseland as she was a member of the NAS( Norselandic
Admiration Society) and had persuaded him to come too .It was only their
second day on holiday and they had hired a car from Vikingsborg driving south
and had stopped over in a restaurant the Kau Haus in Lildestrom.

It was clear that he could not stand Norseland whereas she loved it. Most of
all she was desperate for a CLS (Cocks and Leather Session) The very thought
of being debauched senseless by 3 big Norse Men was exciting her so much .She
just loved the leather and the blonde hair and muscles especially compared to
the puny English men.

She was driving him crazy with jealousy and he was now drunk What was even
worse he was wearing his FAC and the Bar Person Eva refused to serve him any
more drinks! He was livid!

'This bludy country! I can't wait to ger back to England where you can drink
as much as you like!'

'It's just as well they won't serve you you're pissed !'She laughed She was
inebriated too and only had 4 units to go on her FAC.

She was getting really frustrated as she looked at the gorgeous Norse Men
around her .She was getting desperate for a CLS .After all that was why she
had joined the NAS in the first place for sunshine and sex!

'I can't stand this bludy cuntry ' he shouted so everyone in the room could
hear.

It's too bloody 'ot, the women all look like bludy shot putters, they tell you
how much yer can drink and you can't ger a decent cup of tea!'

'I think its lovely' she replied

'I love the heat, I think the people are gorgeous especially the Men they're
so muscular and tanned! I just love the leathers. Your just jealous 'coss
they've got bigger cocks than yours!'

He was now beside himself with rage and jealousy.

'Look 'ere if you say one more word about their cocks I'll throttle you!' he
said clutching his knife!

'Why don't you? If you lay one finger on me I'll call the Police or Judges and
they will beat you up! One of their Women could beat you up with Her little
finger! Those shot putters as you call them are actually the strongest people
on earth so come on why don't you hit me? You'll go to jail and I'll have one
of those Norse Men screw me senseless!'

It was clear she was really taunting him He looked away and stared at the
massive picture of the Queen Goddess that was in everywhere in this Nation.

'Why do they have pictures of that cow everywhere ,this country is worse than
Nazi Germany!' he shouted.

That was the last straw. Angela had been listening to him in absolute disgust
and was determined to stop it.

'The behaviour of this bastard is absolutely appalling! Not only is he
shouting at the top of his vouch he is insulting our Nation and even worse is
insulting the Queen Goddess an offence that carries the Death penalty! What's
more she is drunk too. If she really wants a CLS I'm sure Rolf here will be
happy to oblige her!'

She decided to arrest him as a Judge Support Officer. However before doing so
She decided to call the local Judge Irena Bosson who was known to be totally
ruthless.

'Judge Boson It's JSO Spiteful here! There is an English tourist here at the
Kau Haus restaurant behaving like a complete pig .He has insulted our Nation
and the Queen Goddess and deserves to die! I believe he should be arrested,
debauched, beaten and then put to death.' '

'As for his partner she deserves a good CLS and then should be deported!

'You are quite right JSO Spiteful. Take him and his partner to one of the Love
Rooms upstairs After You have dealt with him call me and then I will put him
to death at the JLJHQ and then deport his girlfriend to England.'

'Certainly Judge Bosson '

'Peggy you and I will deal with him. Rolf and Christine you will deal with his
girlfriend. Stephen you will stay here!'

Angela strode over to him accompanied by Peggy. He was shouting at the Bar
Person , who had ordered him to leave,demanding a pint of Tetleys and
Yorkshire pudding. She was ordering him to leave the restaurant at once or she
would call the Judges at once!

'Don't worry Eva .I am a JSO.I will arrest him The Judges will deal with him
later!'

She strode over to him standing right over him. Meanwhile Rolf stood over
Julie who looked at him in awe and fear especially at his massive bulge that
was protruding right in her face!

'Who the bludy 'ell are you?'

She grabbed him by the collar in Her leather-gloved hand.

You are under arrest you bastard as is your friend Your behaviour is
appalling!'

'COME WITH US!'

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