DIANA THE NORSE WOMAN AND VALKYRIE 76  
by Hamlet
ANGELA AND THE DIVERS BOARD THE CARRIER

The news of the proposed attack on the carrier in Vikingsborg Harbour
spread across the world .Nothing like this had ever happened in history
,a country telling an aircraft carrier to leave its waters or face being
blown up! The action had the full support of the Norselandic government
and Premier Patricia Ingvoll who was determined to teach the USA a lesson
it would never forget and that most of all with the demise of the Soviet
Union Norseland was the rival power and the Nation had to be recognised
as such!
 
The US Government did not know how to respond .They knew that in quantity
the US Forces were far greater then the Norselandic forces and that
Norseland was much smaller in size and population Yet in terms of quality
and training the Norselandic forces were in many ways far superior. The
US Government did not want to face a full scale attack on its territory
with thousands of its citizens killed which would make September 11 look
like the proverbial vicarage tea party!
 
What' more they knew that the Norselanders could rely on support from
the  Americans who opposed the Iraq conflict and they knew all about the
Black Scorpions an elite group of Black Women fighters led by a really
brutal Black Woman Jazzmona,  who was quite prepared to launch a campaign
of total terror that would make Al Qaeda look kile boy scouts in
comparison!
 
President Bush was in an election year and had to show how tough he was
with the election only a few months way.He decided to warn the
Norselandic Government but would not specify what the US would do.
 
In his speech he constantly referred to Norseland as Norway This provoked
an immediate response from the Norwegian ambassador who said they were on
opposite sides of the world!
 
An extract from his speech was as follows:
 
'We are normally friend of Norway(sic) and see it as a peaceful democracy
and not a terrorist nation like the axis of evil like Eyran Yet if the
navy over thar wants to attack our carrier the Ronald Reagan we will use
the greatest force against Norway (  I mean Norseland) that is
commiserate with their actions.'
 
Viewers n the USA and Norseland thought the speech hilarious especially
as the President might order an attack on Oslo!
 
Meanwhile the crew of 2000 of the USS Ronald Reagan waited in terror for
the attack to take place in Vikingsborg Harbour. They knew there was
nothing they could do about it. All the fighters on the carrier were in
Pearl Harbor in Hawaii some 700 miles away. Even if they tried to rescue
them the Norselandic radar would track them down and the brilliant
fighters of the RNAF would shoot them out of the sky!
 
Yet what they dreaded most of all was an attack by the JL(Justice
Leaugue) The very name of it terrified them as they knew it to be the
best fighting force in the world .One Justice could easily kill 100 of
them without difficulty .Anyone with a Grade 1 in Gym Kata was totally
invincible.
 
The crew all regretted the face they had come to this City in the first
place .They wished they were back in Yokohama or Bangkok where they could
go to strip clubs and pick up prostitutes and have a lively time. Here
strip clubs and prostitution were illegal and the Women were all built
like Dolly Parton and would kill you or maim you if you asked Them to
dance. What a terrible place!
 
After a time the Chief Officer Katherine Hansen persuaded Commander
Simpson to contact the Defense Secretary Rumsfeld to be given permission
to withdraw from the Harbour. Rumsfeld responded by yelling at him down
the phone
 
'Simpson you stay right where you are! You need to refuel and if those
f----rs don't give you any fuel we'll make them. These bastards have
killed 18 of your crew and maimed 2 others .We're not going to stand for
it .This is part of the War on Terror and we're going to see it through
even if we have to nuke that f-----g country and sink it to the bottom of
the Pacific! The whole place is about the size of one of our states so
who the f---k do those Norsis think they are! You stay where you are
Simpson!Is that understood?'
 
'Yes Secretary Rumsfeld!'
 
He put the phone down nervously realising that death awaited his crew and
that he and his top officers would almost certainly be taken back to the
City by the JL and executed in the most gruesome way as if they were war
criminals.He decided to send a message to the crew
 
'Now hear this .This is your commander speaking The orders from
Washington are that we stay here and resist any attack on us that will
surely be coming in a few hours time. You must shoot first and aim when
they attack. Do not try to engage the Justice Leaugue in unarmed combat
as you will almost certainly lose. Remember they are the best fighters in
the world!We will outnumber them as there are so many of us.'
 
' May God be on our side as we're sure going to need Him!'
 
Just as he was speaking Commander Simpson realised that his fuel supplies
were right down and that he could not reach the nearest US port Honolulu
that lay 700 miles to the south!
 
Meanwhile Angela and the Divers were preparing for the forthcoming
attack.They were training in the huge pool that lay in the basement of
the JLJHQ.It was almost as deep as the Harbour itself and underneath it
was pitch dark to make it look like the Harbour at night.Angela practised
with Dirk and Mimi who were both really experienced Divers themselves.She
really enjoyed being in the water with Dirk especially when He held Her
and out His huge bulge next to Her.
 
At the same time Angela was a really brilliant Diver and Swimmer Herself
.She loved bathing in the Pacific that lay so close to Her home.She had a
Grade 1 Certificate in surfing and Grade 2 certificates in swimming and
scuba diving .It was because of Her diving and swimming skills that She
had been chosen to join the RDU. At school She was a champion swimmer and
had been given the name 'Angela the Fish', though of course no one dared
call Her this to Her face for fear of getting a thick lip!
 
They practiced all day diving and swimming ,simulating the conditions
that they would face in the Harbour using the infra red lights that would
be attached to their hoods to guide Them through the water.
 
At 8 PM they were allowed to stop as They had trained so hard. They had a
hearty evening meal of steak ,fries and salad. They were all getting to
know each other so well and were really enjoying each others' company
.They then were allowed to relax for 2 and a half hours before the Final
Briefing at 11.30 PM .
 
Angela went back into Her room and decided to have a long sleep .She
stripped off Her rubber diving suit and lay on the short bed. She knew
that the greatest fight of Her life lay ahead in which She would take on
over 200 sailors possibly.Again She felt so pleased again to be a member
of the JL the most elite fighting group in the world!
 
She was soon woken up on Her mobile by a phone call from Commanderv
Brigitte .
 
'Angela it's 11.20 you are summoned to the Final Briefing'
 
'Yes certainly Commander Brigitte'
 
She got up at once and changed into Her shiny black rubber uniform .She
realised that in only 35 minutes the attack on the carrier would begin.
 
In the Briefing Room Brigitte stood in front of the divers looking really
impressive in Her black rubber
 
'Ladies and Gentlemen
 
We are about to attack the carrier in half an hour. The Commander Simpson
has been given one last warning from Commander Coatesson.'
 
'To Commander Simpson
 
'You now have half an hour to leave the Harbour .If you do not your
carrier will be sunk it's as simple as that .If you do not have enough
fuel to get back to Honolulu then we will supply you with fuel Resistance
is futile as your crew will never be a match for the JL.Your only course
of action is to leave and leave now!
 
Commander Melissa  Coatesson
RNN
 
A reply was received as follows
 
'To Commander Coatesson
 
I have absolutely no intention of leaving .We will not submit to threats
.The agreement was that the carrier could stay for one week and that is
what we will do. The killing of 18 of our sailors is a crime and we will
retaliate.'
 
Commanders Simpson
 
A reply was sent as follows
 
'Commander Simpson
 
'Do not dare to threaten Us. We will attack your carrier at midnight if
you do not withdraw from Our territory!
 
 
'Commander Coatesson
 
Ladies and Gentlemen
 
I want you to put on your full uniforms and all your fighting equipment
to prepare to attack .There is a mini bus outside ready for you to take
you to the other side of the Harbour'
 
Angela put on Her rubber hood that just showed Her mouth around her
waist. She put on Her knives Her rubber chords and Her knuckledusters to
make Herself look absolutely terrifying for Her opponents. Around Her
back She carried a Mauserer machine gun the most advanced in the world.
 
 
As the minibus took off Brigitte rang up Nairobi who was on board the
carrier.
 
'Nairobi it's Brigitte here. We are about to attack in half an hour Could
you tell me what the situation is?'
 
'The crew here are all petrified of the forthcoming attack
Brigitte.Simpson has posted guards all around waiting for the attack
I'm near  the turret here and can see Simpson in the distance.'
 
'Good work Nairobi When We attack, I want You to move in and arrest the
top officers with me .A helicopter will arrive to take You away to
safety. We will take them back to the JLJHQ for torture and
interrogation.'
 
'Good Brigitte as a Black Scorpion I can't wait!'
 
As the mini bus drove on They could see the hulk of the Ronald Reagan in
the distance.Along the Harbour a huge crowd had gathered with reporters
from all over the world .This was clearly a really top news story!
 
They were soon on the far side of the Harbour. The mini bus stopped at
the quayside .There was small building by the quay owned by the JL.
 
'Right let's go underwater!' shouted Brigitte
 
They were all ready for action as Brigitte jumped in first .She was
followed by Dirk then Angela , Laurene Derecke and then Mimi at the
back.They swam underwater in the pitch dark with just their infra red
lights to guide them as They moved torwards the carrier.Overhead They
could see the gigantic hulk of the carrier in the distance.
 
Soon Brigitte was on the bottom of the carrier .She had magnets in Her
bag which would serve as steps to climb up the sides.She ordered the
others to stay where They were as She mounted the carrier putting each
magnet in turn .
 
She was soon on the water surface as She called out to Nairobi on Her
mobile
 
'Nairobi its Brigitte Throw Me a rope now!I'll flash a light I'm on
the  port(left) side of the carrier.
 
Nairobi looked out She could see a light flashing against the night sky
She realised that the carrier was 20 stories    high above the water
mark  and She had managed to get hold of a rope that went right to the
water's edge.
 
She ran towards the deck of the carrier .As She stood by the side a guard
stopped Her
 
'Where do you think you're going lady?'
 
Nairobi walked towards him smiling .Suddenly She grabbed hold of his neck
. He groaned in agony.
 
 
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
 
She then got out a leather chord and would it round his neck .She put Her
hand around his mouth as he slumped to the ground dead.
 
She looked down and could see Brigitte in the water. With one move She
threw the rope into the water.  Brigitte's caught it with one hand. She
then began to climb up the carrier's side followed by Dirk with Angela
behind Her.
 
While the Divers were climbing up Nairobi kept guard .Yet so far none of
the guards noticed anything mainly because Nairobi pretended to be a
guard Herself .Even though the carrier was very high all 6 Divers were
soon on board using Their athletic skills to the full.
 
Brigitte greeted Nairobi kissing each other .In future Norseland would
really need the help of these Black Scorpions!
 
They looked in the distance .Just then one of the guards noticed them and
opened fire .Brigitte took Her knife out throwing it straight through his
neck .He landed with a thud on the deck.
 
'Come on Divers!'
 
LETS ATTACK THESE BASTARDS!
 
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