ANGELA THE NORSE WOMAN AND VALKYRIE 59 by Hamlet THE ARRIVAL IN NORSELAND I really did feel so excited when the plane at last touched down on the runway at Vikingsborg International Airport.The plane roared ahead as I looked in excitement at all the buildings in the night sky. At last my dreams had come true ! I had been a member of the NAS (Norselandic Admiration Society) now for nearly 9 years and had heard so much about this Nation. I was the same time feeling so tired and could not wait to sleep in Angela's apartment!   Asmondena stood in front of us all looking so magnificent and powerful in Her leather Lufteflote uniform .She made the announcement to all the passengers.   (See www.lady-asmondena.com)     'We have at last arrived at Vikingsborg International Airport in the Queen Dom of Norseland. The local time is exactly 10.30 pm .As usual Lufteflote has arrived at the scheduled time by the second!'     The Oslanders and Papians will now be segregated for the purposes of Customs and Entry. The Papians will go with Madame Martina and Miss Nina. The Oslanders will come with me!   'Before we depart from the plane Madame Martina will do a Dress Inspection to make sure you look properly dressed for entry to the Nation!'    Martina walked up the aisle crop in hand. Every person had made sure they were immaculately dressed after they has seen what had happened to Jim ( see previous episode 58).I was so afraid of a cropping that when we took off from San Francisco, I had put my new suit on that I carried in my hand luggage after making sure I had showered and shaved.   (See www.owk-cinema Madame Martina)   Everyone passed the Inspection .Asmondena looked so pleased that the passengers were now behaving themselves!   'Right the Papian passengers will now leave the plane'   The Papians, all 6 of them, did exactly what they were told without hesitation. Mina took me in her leather gloved hand and kissed me.    'Goodbye sweet darling ,we must part now. I have really enjoyed our journey together! I hope to see you with Angela in an hour's time or when you have passed the Customs'   As the Papians left the plane I was left with the only other Oslander Arun. He was even more nervous than me!   Asmondena stood before us.   'The temperature outside is 80  degrees fahrenheit 51 celsius.It has been a blazing hot day so I will permit you to remove your jackets'.   'Bring your belongings and follow me to the Customs!'   We did exactly as She said.   We left the plane and walked along a long corridor. On either side were large pictures of the Queen Goddess .Soon She led us to a room where there was large notice ;     OSLANDERS RECEPTION ROOM   We were both escorted inside by Asmondena .It was a bare room with the usual enormous picture of the Queen Goddess.    She then stood before us looking so imperious.   'You have both been very well behaved good passengers. You have obeyed My commands and My Associate Madame Martina's commands without question.As a result I will nominate you both  for the Good Passengers Award .This means that you will be able to travel with a 10% discount as well as the discount you receive by being members of NAS. It means that future travel will be cheaper than ever!'   'Thank you so much Madame Asmondena.I really enjoyerd travellung with Lufteflote .It's the best airline in the world!'   Arun totally agreed with me and thanked Her too.     With that She kissed us both goodbye on the lips.   'You must wait here for a Senior Customs Officer to interview you!'   She left us striding out of the room looking as majestic and confident as ever!   We both waited almost in silence. There was a sign up stating that talking was allowed but only in whispers. iI could see a large notice stating;   TALKING PERMITTED BUT ONLY IN WHISPERS!   I could see that Arun was even more nervous than me. He told me that he was going on an all inclusive holiday that  cost him nearly £1500 .It involved taking the traditional tourist route from Vikingsborg through the Thorskulkl and Gronskull Mountains into Papia. He would stay at the top holiday destination of Ekohehe in Papia .   He would then travel back from Soua the Papian capital back to England in two weeks' time.His Social Officer whose name was Madame Gayle,(see www.gaylemoher.com ) would of course be in contact with him all the time as he would have to give Her an exact map of all the routes he was taking on the way.He would also be in constant contact with Her along the way.   As he was speaking I felt so much envy. I would of course have to ask Angela for full permission to do this and it would be up to Her to decide!   Suddenly an announcement was made:   'Stephen D you are summoned to Interview Room 1!    'Arun C you are summoned to Interview Room 2!'   We both did exactly as we we were told not daring to disobey.   I knocked nervously on the door .A voice came from inside   'Enter!   I walked in .There were 2 huge leather clad Women sitting behind a desk .One of them walked up to me. She was dressed in a leather hat, studded collar,  leather cat suit and thigh length boots. She walked up to me and gave me a long slow Welcome Kiss right on the lips.     'Welcome to Norseland Stephen. My name is Senior Customs Officer Tanya Rorsson. I am here to check on your passport ,your Application Form and to issue you with your Foreigners Identity Card!'   She was a really large Woman who looked completely and firmly in charge.  As She was kissing me I could feel the muscles underneath Her leather as She moved forcibly towards me   (see www.mistress-tanya.com)                    'Before we go on I would like to introduce you to your Social Officer Ms Alexis Storgaard   She walked over to me. She was not quite as large as Tanya but was big nonetheless.She was dressed in the SO uniform of leather hat, silk scarf, leather jacket, skirt , gloves and high heeled boots with razor sharp heels. Unlike most Norse Women She had slightly reddish hair.   (see www.mistress-valkyrie.uk)         'Right Stephen' said Tanya 'First of all I would like to go through your Entry Form with you '   As She spoke She sat next to me with Her booted leg next to mine.   While I was on the plane I had completed the Entry Form E1. It was horrific to complete and was 4 pages long. Tanya went through it with me meticulously. There were several points I had missed out ,in particular medical details. She made me complete every thing exactly .Every time She spoke to me I had to be careful that I called Her Madame Rorsson without fail.   I seemed to have been in that Interview Room for at least an hour while Tanya stood over me and made me complete the form again until it was perfect.   'Well Stephen you have at last completed the form. Your Sponsor Angela knows you are here. She is waiting outside with Her Papian slaveant Mina. Also your luggage has been identified and is outside so you do not need to go through baggage control like other countries .Every item had been checked by  a Customs Officer  Madame Laura and the luggage has been repacked.'   Tanya then stamped my passport with an Entry Visa next to the one that had already been issued by the Embassy. I now had full permission to be in the Nation!   This country was so efficent and organised it made even Switzerland look disorganised!   Alexis then came up to me.   'Welcome to our Nation.I  am a Social Officer. I will effectively be your Supervisor while you are in my Nation and will take care of all your. Tomorrow you will meet Judge Marissa Langvoll in Varkjaa.She will ensure that you obey the Law as I'm sure you will. If you have any problems while you are in my Nation ,you must ring Me at once .I will give you a card with My number. My numbers is also on your Foreigners Identity Card which I am now issuing you.'   She gave me the  FIC. It was just like credit card with my colour photo on the front and details of my passport ,address in Norseland, my Social Officer, my Judge and Sponsor Angela (see Epsode 49).At the back was another card that was called the Foreigners Alcohol Card (FAC).The purpose of this was that it had to be shown every time I bought a drink.     'Right Stephen you must wear this Card at all times. Here is a chain for you to wear it round your neck. It must be worn at all times  and shown on demand to a Judge or any other Official. Failure to wear the FIC  is a serious offence which renders you to be taken to the Judge Station and punished as they see fit ,which will involve the most terrible torture. You will then be deported from the Nation to England on the first flight immediately ,your passport stamped  and you will never be allowed to return. Do you understand?'   'Yes Madame Storgaard!'    I had to remember in Norseland always to refer to those in authority as Madame or Master or else!   'I have your full report from Nurse Elena(See Episode 50). The first problem is your drinking which She has said is excessive .   'While you are in my Nation you are only permitted to drink 24 units a week That is the equivalent of 12 pints of English beer. You must also take 2 days off .Every time you buy a drink you must show your FAC to the bar .The card will record exactly when you last bought a drink ,where and what you drank. '   'After 2 days you cannot use the card, which is why you must take a break on the third day. You are not allowed to drink any more than 3 drinks in one day as the card will refuse service.It is also illegal to drink without eating.The card operates as a credit card and you will be prsented with a bill at the end of your stay in the Nation. The cost of 24 units a week is approximately £30(600 Norse Marks NM) .You must get way from your English drink culture .Is that understood Stephen?'   'Yes Madame Storgaard '   I was now so tired and suffering so badly from jet lag after my 22 hour flight that I would agree to anything!   'Another thing Stephen is that you're going to have to do something about your muscles. I know that you are an Oslander and are not expected to be as strong as us Norselanders .I can tell that I'm at least 3 times your size and there are much bigger People in this Nation than Me!'    'I want you to undergo a full training in physical activity .You will have excellent sporting facilities provided for you. I suggest you start with brisk walking every morning .You must also understand while you are  in my nation you're going to have to endure many SLS( Strap on and Leather Sessions) and Gang Bangs so you must really toughen yourself up!.We do not want you to be a drain on Our excellent medical facilities which are by far the best in the world!'   'Before we go outside I will give you a guide to our Nation'.   It was called the Foreigners Guide to Norseland.It was a really glossy book and was packed with information.   I said goodbye to Tanya who wished me a happy stay in Norseland.   I went outside and there was my case ready for me there .Next to it was another CO .Her name was Laura Brederqvist. She was dressed in the same leather cat suit and thigh length boots as Her Supervisor Tanya .She was again nearly 6 foot tall with long blonde hair.   (www.owk-cinema.com  Madame Laura)   'Hello Stephen. I have meticulously been through every item of your luggage to check on illicit substances and any unsuitable clothing .Everything is fine but you do need to improve your packing abilities as I have  had to unpack everything!'   I then took my case away after thanking her for all the trouble She had gone to.   Alexis escorted me to the Arrival Hall. It was gigantic and was a really impressive example of modern architecture! It was even bigger than Gatwick.   Angela was standing right there looking as stunning as ever in shiny black leather .   (see www.miss-spiteful.com)   She had such a comfortable journey travelling First Class, sleeping in a double bed being treated like a Queen!She looked so fresh and did not look as if he was suffering from tiredness at all!   She came right over to me and kissed me giving me the full Welcome Kiss.   'Welcome to my Nation Stephen!'   'THE DAY OF YOUR DREAMS HAS COME!'   Any comments or ideas please to Norseland@hotmail.com !I welcome any ideas at all.