ANGELA THE NORSE WOMAN AND VALKYRIE 58 by Hamlet ASMONDENA THE SENIOR AIRLINE OFFICER We walked out of the departure lounge at Gatwick led by Asmondena. Next to Her was Her associate who had checked us in Madame Martina To her other side was a Papian stewardess Nina. We later found out that as we were all Oslanders and Papians we would have to have our meals served by a Papian as it was against the Law for a Norselander to wait or serve Papians and Oslanders.   Still even though she was a Papian, Nina was still bigger and larger than any other women in our group .She strutted along dressed in the Lufteflote uniform of studded collar, leather bra and thigh lenghth boots and leather .She had   gorgeous long black silky hair. All 3 of them were Stewardesses or AOs (Airline Officers as they were called )whose job was to have total power over passengers like me!     After we had all gone through the strict security that took almost half an hour ,we were all led onto the plane by the 3 Stewardesses or AOs as I will now call them.We entered the Second Class of the airplane. Even though it was Second Class it was really comfortable better than First Class on any other airline. The seats were really wide and spacious and stretched back to form beds. They were totally unlike the cramped seats that I was used to on other airlines where I would sit cramped up with almost no leg room. Further along in front of all the seats there was a TV screen with access to the internet and  a full range of films and Norselandic TV programmes especially sporting programmes.     There was a lounge area and dining room so the passengers did not have to eat at their seats like other airlines. There were toilet facilities that were spotless with full shower facilities. At the back was a Sanatorium where passengers who were sick  were given full medical attention and full body massage if necessary .As expected there were portraits of the Queen Goddess all along the plane.   On the First Class where Angela was travelling  it was even more luxurious .It was more like a luxury liner .Each passenger had their own cabin with a bed ,sofa ,television and washing and shower facilities. There was an upstairs lounge and dining room that served the best cuisine possible. It really was a flying Palace where the service provide by the AOs was excellent!   I sat next to Mina Angela's Papian slaveant who held my hand in her leather gloved hand .She was sitting by the window.   Asmondena stood before us .   (please see www.lady-asmondena.com only Asmondena being Norselandic has blonde hair!)     She looked so big and stunning in Her Lufteflote uniform of leather hat ,leather studded collar, leather bra a,short leather pants and thigh length boots and high heels. By Her side She carried a leather crop.   She addressed us as follows:   'Good morning passengers! My name is Senior Airline Officer and Stewardess  Madame Asmondena .To my right is my Associate AO Madame Martina .To my left is Miss Nina another AO. She is a Papian and will be serving you drinks and food as it is against our Law for us Norselanders to serve Oslanders and Papians !'   Martina was not quite as big as Asmondena but was really large and formidable none the less. Nina was not  nearly as large as her 2 Norse women Colleagues but was still very big and was to be treated with respect even though she would serve us .Looking at thes 3 obviously full trained in Gym Kata and self defence. I was not surprised there was no hijacking in Lufteflote or any other Norselandic airline!   (see www.owk.cz/ladies Madame Martina!)   'You will do exactly as I say addressing Me as Madame Asmondena, My associates as Madame Martina  and Miss Nina .You will address Us correctly as Miss or Madame without fail or you will taste Our crops!'   As She said this She menacingly held Her crop in front of Her showing the full length of it as a warning   'That means when We say fasten seat belts or return to your seats you will do so without hesitation! We are quite prepared to take you to the Sanatorium at the back and thrash you there if you disobey Us!'   'That means  also you do not behave in a rude, aggressive or disrespectful way or else! Also we will not tolerate any direspectful talk about Our Nation either!' She said moving the crop up and down Her hands!   'Another thing is that on this plane you are subject to the Law of Our Nation. That means scruffy dress will not be tolerated. After this We will walk along the aisles and if we see trainers, jeans or tees shirts you will be ordered to change at once!'   'Also for health reasons smoking is absolutely banned as it is illegal in Our Nation!'   'What's more you will only be allowed 2 alcoholic drinks!'   'We hope you have an enjoyable time and that this will be amongst the best 22 hours of your life.Remember that you are travelling by the best airline in the world Lufteflote renowned for its efficiency and service closely followed by our rivals Norse Air ( though they think they are the greatest airline in the world!)   'Although We are here to supervise you We are also here to assist you and to take care of you . If you have any problems at all or do not feel well please press the buttons and We will come at once o. If you have any medical problems please press the buttons next to yoiur seats. You must  understand that Madame Martina and I are medical qualified and We will take you to the Sanatorium and give you expert medical attention there!'   'Have an enjoyable flight . Also get to know each other as you will be together for 22 hours and you may want to meet again'   I looked around and there were 10 passengers altogether 5 of whom were Papians. There were 2 Americans a couple who were getting off in San Francisco .There was one other person called Arun an English person who was travelling on his own, a rather reclusive character.   'Before we take off Madame Martina will do a Dress Code inspection!'   Martina walked down the plane crop in hand carefully examining the clothes everyone was wearing .Suddenly She came across the American couple.The man was wearing trainers.   'I'm afraid those shoes are unacceptable Don't you have any other shoes?'   'Well we're getting out at San Francisco'he drawled ' Anyway our other shoes are in the luggage in the hold!'    She put Her crop under his chin.   'Look here arsehole first of all you address Me as Madame Martina .As My  colleague Madame Asmondena has told you .Are you deaf? What's more you are on Norselandic territory as She has explained .Now I will take you to the back room where you can change those scruffy shoes!'   With that She dragged him up by the hair and threw him into the Sanatorium where there were many different sizes of shoe .She ordered him to change at once .She then threw his trainers into the bin. She then dragged him back to the chair. She then spoke to the other passengers.   'We don't want any more disobedience or you will spend the rest of the flight in the Sanatorium in agony!'   Asmondena smiled relishing Her and Martina;s power   RIGHT FASTEN SEAT BELTS ! She shouted   We did exactly as we were told .As the plane started down the runway a voice came on the intercom.   'Good morning this is the Captain Jana Vasgaard speaking .We are about to take off for our journey to Norseland .Have the most enjoyable journey of your lives. We will be cruising at a speed of 600 kms per hour .Our next stop is San Francisco where we will arrive at 3.30 pm local time. Fro there we arrive in our glorious Nation at vikingsborg at 10.30 PM local time.   'Have a really enjoyable journey to the Norseland in First Class. Enjoy the luxury of the greatest airline on earth .To the Oslanders and Papians in Second Class you are still travelling in greater comfort than any other airline on earth. Just do  excactly what Madame Asmondena and the 2 other AOs tell you and you will have the time of your lives!'   See www.owk.cz Madame Jana       Soon we were shooting down the runway at full speed. The mighty flying Palace then took off bound for Vikingsborg!   Soon I could see the lovely countryside of Sussex and Hampshire beneath me as we disappeared into the clouds.   Asmondena then stood in front of us.   'Right we're now approaching the Atlantic Ocean .You can unfasten your seatbelts'   'It's lunch time soon. It will be served by Miss Nina Please would you take your seats when ordered to!'   I soon  walked over to the dining area accompanied by Mina .We were joined by the American who had trouble from Martina .We found that his name was Jim and his wife was called Loise .As many Americans were he was very friendly and open.   'Hi my name's Jim So where are you going to?'   'My name's Stephen and this is Mina. I'm actually going to Norseland with Mina here and a Norse Woman called Angela who's travelling First Class'   'Well I've never been there before. I'm from San Francisco .I know Norseland is over the Pacific from us. If I knew they worried about what clothes you wore I would not have come!What's even worse is they only allow you to have 2 drinks. If I'd known that I'd have gone by American Airlines for sure!'   Mina said to him '   'Jim keep your voice down If these Norse Women hear from you again you might be in more trouble! I know I'm a slave or slaveant to a Norse woman myself!   'Well I only flew this airline because its cheaper than American Airlines !   His voice was getting louder than ever.   Nina came over to take our order   'Well what would you like?' she said   It was a choice between 3 types of steak beef lamb or pork with salad and fries. It was so different from the usual tasteless muck that was available on airlines!Also it was served in comfortable conditions as opposed to sitting at a cramped chair!   Jim shouted out.   'OK I'd like a steak with plenty of fries well done dripping off the plate .I'm goodam hungry!' he said in his broad California accent.   Nina went up to him   'You address me properly as Miss Nina .Do you understand?'   'OK lady keep your shirt on, just get me the food .I'm goddam hungry!'   'I'm sorry im going to have to report you to my Supervisor Madame Asmondena'   Asmondena came over to him   ' Jim I'd like a word with you!'   He had no option but to do exactly as She ordered.   She took him into the Sanatorium and spoke right into his face   'Jim you've got a serious behaviour problem   You've already been in trouble with Madame Martina for your dress. You are talking loudly and failing to treat an AO Miss Nina with respect .     'Now you have a simple choice Jim .You can either be a good boy and do as you are told  or I will personally thrash you now until you are black and blue .You will spend the entire rest of the time trussed up in the bed with a gag in your mouth in agony until the time has come for me to dump you in San Francisco. The choice is yours .You are going to feel the pain not me .Are you going to be a good boy and do as you're told or not?'   'Yeah OK you win'   Her  really powerful leather clad hand went crashing across his face.   CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!   AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! he bellowed as he went flying across the room. All the passengers who were eating could hear his screams.   'Why do you think I hit you you worm?' She said as She dragged him off the floor   'Cause I didn't call you Madame Asmonena Madame Asmonena'  he groaned unable to pronounce it as blood came pouring out of his nose.     She dragged him off the floor by his hair   'Jim you're very stupid. We can play this my way or yours .The trouble is that my way will win because I'm the Boss and I'm so much taller bigger and stronger than a wimp like you .If you carry on causing trouble I will give you 6 hard strokes of the crop acroioss your arse, turn you over the bed and you can spend the next 20 hours of the flight on complete agony!'   'I'm sorry Madame Asmonena 'he wailed.   'And it's Madame Asmondena. Get it right you arsehole!'   'Yes Madame Asmondena' he groaned   She dragged him back to the rest of the passengers .She was determined that he would be an example for all of them!   He sat on the table while Asmondena stood behind him looking so overpowering and strong. He hardly dared say a word as he was shaking in fear.   All the passengers ate in silence .The food when it did come was actually delicious. It was by far the best airline food I had ever tasted !   When I had finished eating I had a long sleep. Martina was very kind to me and lowered down my seat for me at the same time asking if there was anything I wanted.Mina sat next to me fondling my crotch sweetly .We both slept next to each other with her head next to mine I could smell her lovely silky hair.   Soon we were over the American coast as I awoke ready for the evening meal.It consisted of a choice between chicken or lamb casserole served with creamed potatoes .Again it was delicious. I found out later that there were Papian kitchen staff who worked in the kitchens at the back of the plane throughout the flight and were of course not permitted to associate at all with the rest of the passengers .They just had to spend the entire flight cooking and cleaning the kitchens!     When we were eating Jim started talking again. He just could not keep his mouth shut.   'We'll  be landing in good old San Francisco soon .I pity you folks going off to Norseland, I've heard it a goddam prison!I know the food is good and the seats are really comfortable but its the last time I'm travelling by Luftefloty however they damn well pronounce it!'   As he was speaking Martina was standing behind him .She grabbed him by the hair. ' 'You've been in trouble throughout this trip Jim and now you're in more. You're spending the rest of this trip in the Sanatorium!'     With that She dragged him protesting into the Sanatorium   Asmondena stood before him.   'Jim you never learn do you?Teach him a lesson Martina!    She pulled him into the Sanatorium by  his ear. He was crying with pain     She stood him in front of Her.   You've got an attitude problem Jim .You're definitely not flying with Lufteflote ever again!   'Sorry I just didn't know what I was saying!'     Her powerful leather gloved hand went crashing hard across his face.     CRAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!     YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!     He went flying in a heap across the room .His whole face was red and sore .   'Get up Jim. We'll be landing at your beloved San Francisco in a hour's time .You can spend the last 2 hours on Lufteflote trussed to the bed .This is what we do to all difficult passengers!'   She pulled him up by the hair and ordered him to strip to his underpants. She then ordered him to lie face down while She handcuffed him and put a dog collar around his neck that would teach him not to critise Norseland ever again in his life!   It was soon time to land at San Francisco. I had never been there in my entire life and the prospect excited me ,especially as just across the Pacific lay Norseland the Nation of my dreams!'   It was 2.40 pm local time. I could see the Pacific in the distance as Asmondena ordered us to fasten seat belts immediately.   Asmondena ordered us to accompany Her to the customs as the plane landed. She looked so imperious as She walked forwards. Martina held Jim by the arm .When it was time for them to depart. She told him in no uncertain terms that never again would he be allowed to fly Lufteflote. He hung his head in shame realising what a mistake he had made !   We went into the Transit lounge with Asmondena as usual not letting us out of Her sight.   It was not long before there was an announcement   'Will passengers for flight Lufteflote 121 to Vikingsborg please make their way to the departure gate'   Asmondena stood before the 8 of us who were left.   'Come with me!'   We were soon on the plane and Asmondena ordered us to fasten our seat belts at once. We all obeyed without hesitation.   The plane took off from the runway roaring forwards I could see San Francisco in the distance. We were soon over the blue waters of the Pacific     Asmondena came right up to me   'Darling Stephen .I know you are so excited at the prospect of seeing My Nation and it has been your life long ambition. Would you like a sleeping tablet. We will be landing in 5 hours!'   'Yes please Madame Asmondena'   She gave me a tablet and kissed me on the lips I fell into a deep sleep   Soon She came over and awoke me.   'We're about to land sweetheart!'   I looked out od the plane I could see the lights of Vikingsborg in the distance and the darkness of the Pacific further behind. As the plane came nearer I could see the lights of cars along the Freeway At last I was in the Nation of my dreams .Soon I would too be reunited with Angela who was now in luxury in First Class!   Asmondena stood imperiously before us.   Passengers we are about to land at Vikingsborg International Airport in the Queen Dom of Norseland   FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS NOW!