ANGELA THE NORSE WOMAN AND VALKYRIE 55 
by Hamlet
ANGELA AND MARSELLA BEAT THUGS IN DEVON

After Dave had been sacked by Jones he walked along the main street of
Muddington.He was furious as he walked along kicking stones in front of
him.He walked straight into the pub the Cock to see his mates. He was
determined at all costs to get revenge on Jones and Angela if he could!
 
As he walked into the Cock his 3 mates Geoff ,Fred and Mike were
there.Geoff worked as a postman and finished early spending the rest of
the day in the Cock getting drunk and playing snooker. He had already
suffered CBT(Cock and Bal Torture) from Angela and did not want to get
the wrong side of Her again.(see previous episode)
 
 Fred was fat with greasy hair. He worked part time as a farm labourer
and claimed benefit.
 
Mike was a skinny specimen almost always scruffy. He was on the dole
largely because he was so lazy and also because he had a string of
convictions for theft and assault, which prevented him from getting a
job.
 
All 3 of them were playing snooker as Dave walked in.
 
'Oi Dave what you doin 'ere now 'Geoff  said in his broad Devon accent.
 
 'That  bastard Jones has foired me!' he said as he walked up to the bar
and bought a pint .He was determined to get roaring drunk.
 
He was served by the fat woman at the bar whose name was Pat.Angela had
given her a hard slapping and her face had ached all day .It was as if
she had been hit by a cricket bat! Her whole face was really red and sore
and still had Angela's hand mark right across it!
 
'Oi know why he did it, it's that f------g  Norsi bitch  ! She put im up
to it!' said Dave. 
 
'She's takin bleedin liberties. She slapped me across the face just
because oi didn't call er Miss  Angela' said Pat.
 
'She twisted me balls and cock. It bleedin 'urt 'said Geoff who had
difficulty walking all day.
 
'Oi say we kill the cow! 'said Fred.
 
'Why don't we take er out with a shotgun? Oi got one at ome' said Mike.
 
'Oi say we do this' said Geoff who was obviously the ringleader.
 
'We go round to Jones' place. We smash up his place and his house. We
then shoot that Norsi bitch! Oim not bleedin foiting er. You should see
the soiz and strength of 'er. After that we have some fun with that
daughter. Why don't we take 'er round the back of the pub ere!'
 
'Do anything you like.  Just get that Norsi woman' said Pat as she felt
the pain in her face from the slapping she had received.
 
'Lets' waist that Norsi bitch!' shouted Geoff still feeling the terrible
pain in his testicles.
 
 
'Let's torch that place with Jones and his wife in it! 'shouted Dave
 
'Let's get that daughter!' shouted Mike.
 
Dave finished his drink and swallowed another.
 
All of them walked out of the pub with beer cans looking so pleased with
themselves to the pick up trucks outside.
 
Just then the local village Police Man PC Wilde walked into the pub.He
was a big fat man with a moustache.
 
'You don''t mind me asking where you are going?'
 
'Just get out of our way Wilde 'said Geoff.
 
 
 'We're off to teach that  Jones a lesson and to get that Norsi woman and
you're not going to stop us!' said Dave.
 
'Just be careful Geoff. You must understand that criminal damage and
murder are illegal' said Wilde.
 
They all roared with laughter.
 
'Yeah and drinkin on dooty is illegal you pisshead!' shouted Geoff
treating him as a complete joke.
 
Geoff went into the first truck with Dave. He had a sawn off shotgun in
the back that he was quite prepared to use on Angela whom he regarded as
his complete enemy. In the other truck were Mike and Fred.
 
 
They drove straight to the Jones house. It was now getting dark They
turned their headlights straight on to the house.
 
Geoff got out of the truck and shouted straight at the house
 
 
'Oi Jones you bastard we've come to get you! We want that Norsi cow too
!'
 
 
With that they started to throw rocks straight into the house. Soon every
window had been broken. They were becoming more and more drunk as they
drank more and more cans of  beer. They were having the time of their
lives!
 
Meanwhile Angela had received the call from Mrs. Jones( see previous
episode). Marsella was the first to leave roaring ahead down the country
lane out of Tiverton looking so impressive in Her shiny black leather
cartsuit .She roared down  the country lane to Muddington .
 
She had a siren fitted to Her motorbike in case there were any
obstructions from sheep or cows on the way. A tractor came in the way
so She  ordered the driver to get out of the way or She would throw a
knife straight into the wheel and knock it over with Her bike.!
 
Angela was close behind Her roaring ahead .Suddenly She had a phone call
from Lorraine who worked ay the Cock.
 
'Miss Angela it's me Lorraine .Those guys have gone over to Jones' house
.They want to kill you too. They have been saying terrible things about
you calling you a Norsi bitch and saying that they want to kill you! I
have made a tape of their conversation.'
 
'Don't worry Lorraine. We're on Our way to deal with those bastards
After We have given them a good beating .It's good you have made a tape
as evidence.I will contact  My Supervisor Senior Judge Heathera and have
them taken to the Judge Headquarters trial!'
 
They carried on roaring towards Jones house. They were soon outside.
 
They looked on horror as They saw that 2 of the thugs had broken into the
house and had grabbed hold of Mrs. Jones .She was screaming for
help.Marsella leapt off Her bike
 
'You'd  better leave her alone or We'll bust every bone in your bodies!'
 
'Who the ell are you? You're not another Norsi bitch!' said Geoff.
 
'My name is Madame Marsella. I'm a Norse Woman and you'd better address
Me correctly' She said.
 
Geoff now had a knife around Mrs. Jones' throat.
 
'Get out of the way Norsi or I'll f-----g kill her!'
 
Suddenly Angela crept behind him unnoticed. She was right behind him .
 
 She grabbed him by the hair from behind. At the same time She grabbed
him hard by the testicles.
 
'I've already practiced Cock and Ball Torture on you before you bastard!
This time you get it even harder!'she said squeezing his penis and
testicles hard.
 
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' he bellowed as he let Mrs. Jones go.
 
He fell on the ground rolling around and  screaming with pain.
 
Mrs.Jones ran over to Marsella who held her in Her arms.
 
'Please Madame help me. They broke into the house and took my daughter
Jenny!'
 
'Don't worrry we'll find them and get those bastards' She said.
 
Just then She saw Dave run towards the van. She ran towards him and
tackled him hurling him onto the ground.
 
She had him pinned to the ground holding him hard by the testicles.
 
'Tell Me where they've taken her or I'll rip out your testicles!' She
screamed at him
 
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!' he bellowed.
 
She could hear his testicles crack as She dug even harder.
 
'THEY'VE TAKEN HER TO THE PUB !'
 
' PLEASSSSSSSSSEEEEEE NNNNOOO MMMORE!'
 
Her fist smashed hard into his face breaking most of his teeth
 
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!' he screamed as blood and teeth came
pouring out.
 
'Come on Angela lets tie these bastrds together!'
 
Angela picked up Geoff from the ground and handcuffed him to Dave. He was
still groaning in agony from the CBT he had received from Her. She then
rang for an ambulance to take Mrs.Jones away.
 
'I'll call Heathera later to have these bastards taken away!'
 
They then sped towards the Cock .They got off their bikes at once and
strode inside as if They owned it. There were only a few customers. Pat
was behind the bar. Angela grabbed her in Her powerful leather gloved
hand.
 
'Tell me where Jenny Jones is this instant or you get a slapping on the
other side of your face!'
 
'Please don't hit me. She's round the back with Lorraine!'
 
They ran to the back of the pub. She was sitting there. Her face was
bleeding and her clothes had been ripped. It was clear that she had been
raped and beaten  again .Angela took her in Her arms.
 
'Oh Jenny you poor thing! Don't  worry I'll call an ambulance then I'll
get those bastards!'
 
She turned to Lorraine.
 
'So where did they go?'
 
'They went in the direction of the next village Coughill . I've got the
registration number of their truck Miss Angela'
 
They leapt back on the motorbikes in the direction of  Coughill .They
were well exceeding the speed limits. Just as they entered the
village they saw the pick up truck parked by a pub called the Coughill
Arms. So they were in the pub!
 
Marsella walked round the side. It was actually quite a smart pub
comparted to the Cock. She was 2 men  drunk .They were Fred and Mike!
 
Mike was saying
 
'We had a good time with that daughter!'
 
'Yeah and let's hope that Dave and Geoff burnt that place down and shot
 that Norsi bitch!'
 
Suddenly he turned round .Angela was standing right in front of them.
 
'It looks like they didn't manage to get that Norsi bitch!' She said
smiling.
 
With one blow She drove the steel cap of Her boot hard into his
testicles.
 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
 
'You won't do any more raping because I'm going to bust your balls!'
 
With that She kicked him round the pub as if he was just a football
breaking his balls and rib cage completely. The customers looked in total
amazement! He lay on the pub floor a total bloody heap.
 
Fred then ran out of the door. Yet standing in front of him in all Her
leather glory was Marsella!
 
'Are you going somewhere you bastard?'
 
'Who are you?' he whimpered
 
'I'm another Norsi bitch who has come to break every bone in your body!'
 
With that Her fist went slamming forwards into his stomach breaking every
rib.
 
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!
 
'YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!'
 
She then gave him a might kick in the crotch. He literally went flying in
the air through the pub landing on the floor in an unconscious heap right
next to his friend!
 
Marsella smiled at Angela
 
'I always told you I should have been a champion  footballer!'
 
Angela picked up the body of Frank and threw it over Her bike. while
Marsella loaded the body of Mike onto her bike. They sped back to
Muddington to the total amazement of all the villagers.
 
As they were travelling Angela decide to call Her Supervisor Heathera.
 
'Heathers it's Me Angela!'
 
'Very nice to hear from you, how is Your holiday?'
 
'Well I'm actually in Devon now .It's very pretty here but the trouble is
I'm in a place called Muddington that's full of thugs. My Friend Marsella
and I have just beaten up four thugs. They called us Norsi bitches which
is an offence under the ANT(The Anglo- Norselandic Treaty)!
 
'It certainly is Angela. I have always wanted to go to Devon. I could
come down there in the morning in the Judge Wagon  to collect those
bastards and drive You back to London. I would love to meet Marsella
again!'
 
'Certainly Heathera .We'll see You tomorrow!'
 
When they got back to the Cock Jenny was sitting sown in shock with
Lorraine  and her father Mr.Jones comforting her .Mr.Jones had been told
of the trouble while he was with the solicitors in Tiverton.
 
'Don't worry Jenny We've beaten them all .They  will never  trouble you
again' said Angela as She kissed her on the lips.
 
The Police Man  PD Wilde came over to Her.
 
'Well I'm glad you dealt with the trouble 'he said nervously.
 
She grabbed him by the collar in Her leather gloved hands.
 
'Why you idiot! If you had done your job this would never have happened!'
 
She brought Her hand crashing across his face. He went flying backwards
up in the air and landed right across the room
 
SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!
 
 
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
 
She stood over him with Her boot heel in his neck.
 
'YOU USELESS BASTARD!'
 
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For Angela see www.miss-spiteful.com
 
For Marsella see www.owk.cz/ladies or www.owk-cinema.com  photos.
 
the story is loosely based on the australian film Shame made in 1987
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