ANGELA THE NORSE WOMAN AND VALKYRIE 54 
by Hamlet
ANGELA AND MARSELLA DEAL WITH TROUBLE

Angela walked down the main road of the town or large village of
Muddington. It was now pitch dark and She was really tired and hungry
after all Her exertions.She could not understand these English villages
and why there was no lighting at night. In Her Nation every village  and
town had lights all night .Still Her Nation Norseland was more advanced
and civilised  in every way and She could not wait to return in 2 days
time!                        
 
As She walked down the street She began to eat Her burger and chips She
had bought at the Cock. It was disgusting .She took one bite and spat it 
out . It was full of grease and gristle and was hardly cooked at all .She
had a good mind to take it right back to Lorraine  at the Cock whom She
had bought it from.(see previous episode). 
 
In Her nation a burger meant a huge hunk of steak covered in sauce in a
brown sesame seed bun. It had to be 100% meat  by law and nothing like  a
Mc Donalds burger that was full of gristle and brown bread.That  was one
reason ,among many others, that Mc Donalds along with most American
chains like KFC and Burger King were totally banned in Norseland.  
          
 
She was still hungry but She just could not eat that burger.As She walked
along She could sense danger coming. She looked down the street and could
see a car coming straight towards Her with its lights shining right in
Her face.She recognised it as the car that was driven by the youngsters
who had sworn at Her and Jones(see previous episode.) The car moved
towards Her. As it came towards Her a beer can hit Her in the arm with
beer going all over Her.One of the youths shouted out.
 
 'Why don't you f---off back to Norseland!'
 
She stood there ready to confront them. They turned round and drove the
car straight towards Her .She leapt out of the way. The car went
careering forwards and halted just in time. She took a rock in Her hand
and leapt onto the bonnet .With one move She threw the rock hard into the
windscreen, at the same time driving Her boot hard into the glass . It
smashed at once and splinters went straight into the face of the driver.
He let out a piercing scream as blood went all over the place! 
 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
 
The car came to an abrupt halt in front of Her.
 
At the same time She dragged the youngster out of the front seat .She
then dragged the other from the back seat .She them threw them both over
the car holding them firmly by the hair.
 
'Right would you like Me to take your trousers down and thrash you with
my cat o nine tails?'
 
'NO PPPLEASEEEE' they both screamed.
 
'Well I'll let you go back to your mummies ,but if I see you ever again
causing trouble again I will thrash all the skin off your backs! Now get
out of My sight and take your friend with you and don't ever cross My
path again!' She shouted.
 
They picked up their friend who was still screaming and  bleeding
profusely and ran down the street as fast as they could .It was quite
clear the whole street had heard what had happened which is what She
wanted. Once more She had shown off Her power to the local yokels!
 
She walked back to  the Jones house feeling so pleased with Herself.
These basards would really know who was Boss! She strode into Jones'
house. He was watching TV with his daughter Jenny. Jenny rushed up to Her
and hugged Her.
 
 
 'How are you Angela? I'm so glad You're staying with us !If only You
could stay longer!'
 
She really regarded Her as her Saviour and Guardian Angel.
 
'Don't worry Jenny .I will deal with those bastards. I have dealt with
one of them at the Cock already. I have also dealt with 3 youngsters.
After I have gone Marsella will look after you ,don't worry!'
 
'Now Jenny I'm very hungry and tired. I had a burger from the Cock but it
was revolting and I threw it away.Could you cook me some beans and
sausages? I'll also have a glass of milk. Make sure the toast is made
from brown bread as I don't eat that disgusting white bread!'
 
Jenny did exactly as she was told .She brought the meal to Angela on a
tray in Her room. Angela ate heartily. She ate plenty of beans knowing
they were good for Her muscles!
 
She undressed and went to bed naked  revelling in Her muscular body.Soon
She was in a heavenly sleep.
 
Soon morning came. The sun was streaming through the window. She leapt up
and took Her shower washing Her wonderful muscular body all over.
 
 
She then changed into the same leather outfit She wore yesterday, except
that this time She wore a tight leather jacket. She really did look
impressive as She put on lots of mascara and shiny lipstick ready to face
the day ahead hoping that today .She would deal with those bastards for
good!
 
She walked down to the dining room where Jenny was sitting .She ran up to
Angela hugging Her.
 
'Oh Miss Angela I'm so pleased to see you. You're looking wonderful this
morning What can I get you for breakfast?'
 
'I'd like a large bowl of cereal, coffee and beans with brown toast and
fruit juice. Make sure the bread is brown as I don't eat white bread at
all!'
 
As She was preparing to eat Jones walked into the room. He was as
respectful to Her as usual.
 
'Good morning Miss Angela I've had a look at you bike .I'm afraid I can't
repair it as it needs a new front wheel and the front is all smashed. I
do know someone in Exeter who could fix it. If you like I will drive You
over there in my van.'
 
'Certainly I will come with you in a few minutes after I've eaten My
breakfast.'
 
She then finished eating after telling Jenny off for not making the
coffee properly .Jenny replied that she would learn by her mistakesin
future.
 
As She was walking into the garage She saw one of the thugs who was in
the pub actually working there! He scowled at Her with a look of deep
resentment .She smiled back knowing he was really afraid of Her power and
presence.
 
They loaded the bike into the van .Soon they were going through the lush
Devon countryside through villages called Cheriton Fitzpaine and
Stockleigh Pomeroy .This was indeed lovely countryside where as the poet
said
 
'Every prospect pleases and only man is vile'
 
They were soon in Exeter the capital or county town of Devon. The garage
was situated in the outskirts of town. It was owned by someone called Jim
Wright a pleasant old man. He took Her bike out and had a look .
 
'Well it will cost you about £200 dear. I should have it looking as good
as new in about one hours time!'
 
'That's fine I can give you cash .Another thing call me Miss Angela'
 
'Certainly Miss Angela'
 
She turned round to Jones.
 
'Right Jones after My bike has been repaired I will go to my friend
Marsella in Okehampton.  I want you to do something about those bastards
today. For a start there is one of them is  working in your garage. How
can you do that after your daughter was raped by them?'
 
 'I want you to pay him off and get rid of him today .Then I want you to
press charges. If necessary you will go to a lawyer if that corrupt
police man won't do anything about it. Marsella and I will come later
this evening to see how you and Jenny are getting on .Do you understand?
Make sure you do as I say!'
 
'Yes Miss Angela' he replied knowing She meant exactly as She said!
 
As he drove off She decided to ring Marsella.
 
'Marsella it's Angela how are you?'
 
'I'm fine. Did you have a good night Angela?'
 
'Oh fine .I've told Jones he must do something about those bastards who
raped his daughter!'
 
'I can't wait to get My hands on those shitkickers Angela!'
 
'I'd like to come over. It will take an hour to repair my bike . I'd like
to come over after that!'
 
'Certainly it will take about half a an hour from Exeter to Okehampton. I
will be teaching Aerobics but you can stay in the school until it's time
to go home!'
 
Angela decided to have a walk around the town visiting the Cathedral and
looking at the shops while Her bike was being repaired.
 
Meanwhile Jones drove back to Muddington . He was under orders from
Angela to get rid of the workman  Dave at his garage and to press charges
.He was clearly afraid of those thugs but he was even more afraid of
those two Norse Women !
 
Yet he realised at the same time just how lazy Dave was. He had been
working on repairing a car wheel for a week .He seemed to spend all his
time slouching around doing as little as possible!
 
As soon as Jones drove into the garage he could see Dave slouching and
smoking. He really was idle
 
 He went up to him.
 
'I thought I told you to get working on that wheel!'
 
'Well oi ave been workin' he said slouching by the door 'Ois taskin a
break'
 
'Look here Dave you're always taking a break. I've had enough .I think
you should go .Here's your money'.
 
He tool a wad of notes out of the cash till and gave them to him.
 
'I'm bleedin glad oim goin Jones. Your makin' friends with that Norsi
bitch. She put you up to this.!Well oim gettin' me friends onto you you
f---g arsehole!And we'll get that whore of a daughter too!'
 
With  that he picked up a rock and threw it at the window of the garage
breaking the glass.
 
Jones was now genuinely frightened. He rang up Angela.
 
'Hello Angela it's me Jones .How are you?' he said his voice shaking.
 
'Oh I'm fine. I've just collected my bike from your friend. He's done a
beautifull job! I've had a lovely morning looking around Exeter and had
coffee in this restaurant near the Cathedral .I'm just about to set off
to see Marsella'
 
'Angela I've done what You say. I've sacked Dave as You've told me to.
The only trouble is that Dave has said that he will come back with his
friends'
 
'Don't worry Jones. I still want you to press charges .I will ring
Marsella and find out the name of solicitors who can deal with the case.'
 
She phoned Marsella. She gave Her the name of a solicitor in Tiverton.
She then told Marsella to ring Jones.
 
Jones picked up the phone
 
'Hello Jones my name is Marsella. I'm a Norse Woman like Angela My plan
is as follows. I know a solicitors in Tiverton called Webb's .I know a
solicitor there called Julie. She will take on your case.If you have any
trouble from those thugs you will leave the number with Jenny and your
wife and We will deal with them.We will all meet up at the solicitors at
3 PM'.
 
'Certainly Miss Marsella. You are our Saviours!'
 
Angela roared back to Tiverton on Her bike for the appointment. She
waited some time  outside the solicitor's office.Soon in the distance.
She could see a leather clad Woman riding a huge Harley Davison. It was
Marsella!
 
 She was dressed totally in black leather with a shiny black helmet. She
took Her helmet off to reveal Her stunning face. She was really tall
,even taller than Angela. She had lovely  blonde hair tied in a pony
tail. She really did have incredible rippling muscles! 
 
(see www.owk-cinema.com free photos Madame Marsella)
 
She gave Angela  a long passionate Welcome Kiss.
 
'Oh Angela I'm so overjoyed to meet You a fellow Norse
Woman!'             
 
'I'm overjoyed too ,its wonderful to meet You a Norse Woman especially
after meeting all these shitkickers!'
 
Soon Jones arrived in his car. He was sweating all over. He greeted
Angela and Marsella who both kissed him.
 
'Don't worry we will deal with those bastards Jones. I've dealt with
hicks like them in Okehampton single handed and they don't give Me any
trouble any more!' said Marsella.
 
They walked into the solicitor's office. They were met by Julie Webb. She
was actually quite a large woman by English standards .She was wearing a
skirt and boots which made her look quite powerful, though she was of
course nowhere near the size of Angela  and Marsella.
 
They talked for nearly 2 hours all about the harassment, the rape and the
ineffectiveness of the police .Julie said she would do everything to take
the case forwards
 
Suddenly as they were speaking the phone rang. It was Mrs Jones. She was
hysterical.
 
She spoke to Angela.
 
'Miss Angela You will have to come now please! The thugs are throwing
rocks at the house and are screaming abuse .They say they want to kill me
and Mr Jones.They say they want Jenny too.'
 
' PLEASE COME WITH YOUR FRIEND NOW!'
 
'YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE!' she screamed.
 
Angela was furious as was Marsella.
 
'Right Jones stay here with  Julie!'
 
They both leapt onto Their bikes
 
Angela shouted out
 
'LETS GET THESE SHITKICKERS! '
 
 
Any comments for future episodes gratefully received to
Hamlet56@hotmail.com or Norseland@hotmail.com
 
 
The story is loosely based on the Australian film Shame 1987 which can be
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