ANGELA THE NORSE WOMAN AND VALKYRIE 50 by Hamlet STEPHEN'S INTERVIEW AT THE EMBASSY I lay in bed in hospital, as Angela left me to take Her holiday in England.I lay in bed as Nurse Lydia brought me my breakfast in bed .She looked really stunning as a Black Woman in Her Nurse's uniform showing off Her massive breasts and Her huge calves and Her tight latex gloves .However stunning She looked She could never look as stunning as a Norse Woman like Angela!   'Right Stephen I want you to eat your breakfast now like a good boy. Angela has put Me in charge of you with full authority to do as I want with you until She returns on Thursday.I'm not as strict as your Mistress but I'm very strict none the less .You will do as I tell you until the time comes for Her to collect you. Now eat your breakfast like a good boy. I'ts the breakfast Angela has ordered you to eat!'   Angela had stipulated that I had a Norselandic breakfast.Lydia put a tray right in front of me There was a large bowl of muesli, a cafetiere of coffee ,a glass of mango juice , some tangerines .beans  and ryvita.   'Stephen I want you to eat your breakfast like a good boy .Then I will come back and give you your sleeping tablets Angela gave Me'   As I ate my muesli and drank my mango juice I recollected the day I went for my Interview at the Embassy .I had passed the Interview and now had  a  letter in my hand from the Senior Immigration Officer Madame Joanne Dahl.I was overjoyed that I had at last been admitted to Norseland. I was so overjoyed that at last I could visit the Nation of my dreams!   The appointment was scheduled for 9 am on Monday May 17th at 6 am .I was awoken by Angela on that day. She looked so smartly  dressed in the traditional National costume of black leather, leather boots, gloves and a tight studded collar.   'Come on Stephen the day for your Interview has come. You will have to dress in your new Armani suit and look immaculate to be presented before SIO Madame Joanne.'   Angela watched me strip naked. She took me into the bathroomn and watched while I took a long hot shower creaming myself all over my body. She made sure every centimeter of my body was washed all over .I dressed right in front of Her putting on my new suit, a brand new shirt and new shoes. In Norseland I had to understand that smart dress was essential at all times!   I presented myself to Angela .She towered over me   'You are looking very smart Stephen. Just remember that's how you must look at all times if you are admitted to My Nation. Remember that first first impressions always count and you must pass this Interview!'   She kissed me again pleased that I had gone to such trouble to look so smart!   'Stephen before we go to the Embassy we will go to Votans and  you will have breakfast . I know that you are about to go through a nerve wracking experience so it's best to have plenty to eat beforehand. I've hired a taxi to take us there.'   When we arrived at Votans ,Mina Angela's Papian servant  was ready to greet us.   'Oh Stephen darling I do hope you pass the Interview today. I can't wait to travel with you to Norseland. I really want you to meet my family in Papia too. You look so smart and I'm sure your references are good too!'   'Mina go and get breakfast prepared !Stephen will eat alone in the dining room' She ordered.   I sat down. Mina soon arrived with the breakfast It was a huge mixed grill that consisted of lamb chops, eggs, tomatoes ,mushrooms and mushed peas and toasted rye bread, served with an entire cafetiere of coffee and a jug of pineapple juice.   'Well Stephen you've got 20 minutes eat that before we go!' said Angela   I ate heartily enjoying the large breakfast Mina had prepared.   Angela was soon ready to collect me.   'Come on Stephen we're  ready to go hurry up!' She ordered   We were soon in the taxi speeding across London .It took us just over an hour to get there as the traffic was bad.   The Embassy was situated next to the Israeli embassy in Palace Green in Kensington. It was a huge foreboding building with turrets and steel gates. Next to it was the Judges Headquarters another imposing building that the locals aptly called ' Fort Colditz '.   In front  of the Embassy stood 2 Judges one Male and the other Female dressed totally in black leather only revealing Their mouths under their steel helmets only .They both carried heavy steel truncheons , whips, guns  and knuckledusters.   The Male Officer came up to us while we were in the taxi.   'Yes what may I do for you?'   'My name is Miss Angela Spiteful Judge I am a JSO(Judge Support Officer). My friend here has come to apply for an Interview for an Entry Visa and I am his sponsor.'   He looked really enormous with His huge bulge in His leather trousers. He had a name badge that gave His name as Judge Rolf Sibelius.   (seee www.masterdamien.com to see what Rolf and a typical Male Judge looks like!)    'Come with me now' He ordered .He really was so masterly and dominant like all Judges!   He led us through a  steel gate  to the entrance of the Embassy. He then led us into a side room . It was completely bare except for an enormous portrait of the Queen Goddess   'Wait here and I will tell Madame Joanne Dahl you are here'   He returned in a few minutes. His tone was as strict as ever   'Follow me now' He ordered.   He led us down a long corridor. At the end was a huge door with Her name engraved   MISS JOANNE DAHL SENIOR IMMIGRATION OFFICER   He  knocked on the door   'Enter! 'She ordered   The door opened .At the desk sat a large Norse Woman  with long blonde hair. She was wearing a black studded collar, a low cut leather dress, leather gloves and high thigh length boots with high heels. Behind Her was the usual massive portrait of the Queen Goddess and a large Norselandic flag   She stood well over 2 feet above me. She was really tall and muscular even taller than Angela.    (see www.ladyjoanne.com free tour picture  second at right to see how She is dressed)   'So you are Stephen .You have arrived on time for your interview. It's good  to see you'   She gave me the traditional Welcome Kiss by kissing me hard down my throat.   She then greeted Angela by fiving Her a long slow Welcome Kiss too    'Stephen when I am interviewing you ,you will stand to attention in front of Me. You will address Me as Madame Joanne and answer all My questions properly. Is that clearly understood?   'Yes Madame Joanne' I replied obediently    'Angela I will order some coffee before we start'   'Certainly Madame Joanne' Angela answered for me.   She shouted down the phone for coffee .Eventually a small Papian girl entered obviously pertrified of Her .She was still very pretty with a flower in her hair and long black hair and wearing the traditional sahini.   'Leave the coffee there and get out of my sight Luha! 'She shouted   She obviously had complete contempt for Papians and oslanders alike .Luha ran out of the door petrified of her Norse Mistress.   'Stephen you will answer all My questions exactly. If you do not show enough respect you will receive this crop right across your face. I do not believe in showing mercy to English and oslanders. I have to see them every day  and they get on My nerves! 'She said holding Her whip menacingly.   'Stephen I have looked at your application and there are many good points.'   ' First of all you have no record of criminal activity at all or any anti Norselandic activity. '   'Secondly you have a very good credit score .We don't want oslanders getting into a financial mess in Our Nation!'   'Also you have come very smartly dressed. The last oslander who came here scruffily dressed got a crop across his face. He was bleeding and I had him hurled out of the Embassy !How dare he!'   'Stephen tell me why you want to enter My Nation'   'Madame Joanne it's because your Nation I consider to be the greatest on earth .It is a tropical paradise with beautiful muscular people and the richest nation on earth .I have been a member of NAS( the Norselandic Admiration Society) for 4 years and the longer I am a member the more I want to enter Your Nation!'   I had carefully rehearsed my answer for weeks beforehand!   'That's good Stephen. Being an active member of NAS will certainly assist your application'   'Yes Madame Joanne'   'As an oslander do you promise to obey the Laws of the Nation ,to do exactly as your Judge Supervisor and all the Judges say and to show devout patriotism and to worship the Queen Goddess?'   'Yes I do  Madame Joanne!'   'Well that concludes the Interview. I will personally decide on your application for an Entry Visa .You will hear from Me in 2 weeks time'   'You now need to have a Hygiene and Medical Inspection to check on your general heath .This will be conducted by Senior Nurse Elena Seiplen'   She called down the phone to Judge Sibelius   TAKE THIS OSLANDER TO THE HEALTH ROOM!   Any comments to Norseland@hotmail.com   For Angela see www.miss-spiteful.com