ANGELA THE NORSE WOMAN AND VALKYRIE 22
by Hamlet
ANGELA THE MARSHALS AND LINE DANCING


I sat down at the table and asked for my first complimentary drink of the 
evening.I should say asked for as in Norseland the Bar  Person is in charge 
in the bar and although the customer's need are always catered for and there 
is an excellent service ,the customer must remember that the Barperson is in 
charge and their orders must be obeyed. I was served by the Marshal Helga 
the new Associate Manager.

She really did look impressive in Her black leather Cow Person outfit.She 
looked a real bodybuilder even bigger and taller than Angela herself and 
certainly bigger than Her partner though he was big and strong enough.( see  
www.pecpanther.com if you want to know what Helga and Martha look like)

She brought me a bottle of Volssons beer in a pint size bottle.In Norseland 
drinks are served by Bar Persons at your table ,not in a glass at the bar as 
it is in England.This is a far more civilised way and also payment is on a 
tab at the end of the evening not immediately as in England.

As She came up to me She gave me a Welcome Kiss on the lips .It almost hurt 
as She held me by the neck and brought Her tongue right  down my throat

'Stephen I know you are Angela's slave and property.However I think you are 
very nice too and really enjoyed kissing you and putting My tongue down your 
throat in the Welcome Kiss. I will be your Barperson all evening. Don't 
forget to address Me as Madame Helga with respect and deference .'

'I will be dancing with you tonight as well .Also other Norse Women will be 
asking you to dance. You must always say Yes Remember that in our Nation the 
Woman makes the first moves to Man,not the other way round as in England. In 
our Nation Women take the lead as you will see at the Barbecue tonight!'

'I would love that Madame Helga I really do believe that Norselandic ways 
are so superior that's why I'm a member of NAS( the Norselandic Admiration 
Society) .I desperately want to go to your Nation!' I said.

'I know you do and that Angela has invited you to stay with Her in Vjarkjaa. 
I come from Ljungnamo Province too from a city  called Oksvanger  on the 
coast   about 40 KM south of Vjarkjaa.Perhaps you can visit Me too when 
you're there!'

'I'd love Madame Helga!

' There's  another problem I've got. Mistress Angela told me to act as an 
informant for Her.I have just been to a pub nearby that is full of gangsters 
called the Queens Arms It looks as if there's going to be trouble  
tonight.I've got a tape that you and  Mistress Angela should listen to 
before the bar opens!'

'That's very good Stephen .I will play it to Mistress  Angela now!'

She went over  to Angela.

'Angela this is a tape that Stephen gave me.I thought We could listen to it 
now. He says there might be trouble tonight.'


'Certainly Helga. I can't wait for trouble. I would really enjoy doing some 
beating and fighting tonight I'm really in the mood!'

Angela really meant She said After all the beating She  had done. She could 
not wait to do some more!

As it would take some time to hear the message Angela told Erik the Marshal  
to open the doors and greet the customers.

They played the tape back as follows.It was clear they were all drunk.They 
all had broad East London accents.




'Oi Dave why don't we do somefing about that bleedin' Spiteful woman .Surely 
she can't win all the time!'

'You're right Mike -why don't we just shoot the bitch ? She can't dodge 
bullets surely! '

'She's gone to bleedin' far oi say. She finks she can do anyfing she likes 
just cos she's a Norsi!'

' First of all she took over that pub from me mate Arnold .Then she bleedin' 
well had the whole Hopper family killed just cos' they was making fun of 
some Papis Then she beat up me mates who go into that pub .Then she beat up 
me other mates Mike Geoff and John just cos' they raped a Papi girl . She 
and her mates then  trashed me favourite pub.Then the bitch beats up me 
lawyer friend Baker. Then she took out all me Chink friends the 'Ongs and 
the Triads .It's a bleedin' liberty oi say!'

'She can't win all the bleedin' time we gotta do somefin' about 'er!'

'You know she's taken over me favourite pub called the Granite and turned it 
into a Norsi bar called Votans or somefing. Oi say we go round there tonight 
and smash the f----g place up!

'Yeah get the bitch before she gets us! '

'What the bleedin' 'ell she doin opening Norsi pubs in our country anyway 
.Why don't she  f--- off back to bleedin Norseland and take her f-----g 
Papis with her!'

'I f----g hate those Norsis I'd like to nuke em! They come over ere and take 
over our pubs!'


'Yeah the next thing their men will take our women too! Just cos they got 
huge muscles and big dicks! It ain't fair!'

Angela switched the tape off.

' I've listened to enough of this drivel.Well Stephen has done a good job as 
an informant. I can't wait for  those bastard to arrive tonight. It looks 
like all the criminal fraternity and the local BNP( British National Party) 
will be here. I can't wait to beast them all senseless and kill them as long 
as Heathera gives me permission!'

'I can't wait to fight them too Angela as would my Partner Lars and  Martha  
and Erik. We're all Gym Kata experts and can't wait to put our skills into 
practice! ,

'Certainly Helga as soon as we see them arrive we will announce on the 
intercom that a fight is taking place in the car park as an exhibition of 
Gym Kata. All the customers will love it and it will be a change from the 
music too ! There may be 20 of them at least. All 5 of us will take them on 
and beat the living daylights out of them. We will then put the ringleader 
over the Whipping Block and thrash him senseless! It will be such fun and so 
entertaining for our customers!'

The time had arrived for the Barbecue to start. I could see a huge queue 
outside.I could tell the Norselanders from the English as the Noreselanders 
all wore leather or rubber Cow Person outfits and were so much bigger and 
stronger in appearance .Also they all had blonde hair,with the Women even 
taller than the Men.

Before the doors were opened the country band the Valhallas arrived .They 
were all dressed in red leather Cow Person outfits with yellow silk scarves 
to make them look really stunning! The lead singer was a Woman called 
Marissa Vorkstrom and the 2 guitar players were Men called Per Rasmusson and 
Jan Lasterqvist.They were apparently famous in Norseland itself and knew the 
full range of American and Norselandic Country music.

As the customers entered they were ordered to stand to attention by Angela 
for the Noreslandic National Anthem. and face the portrait of the Queen 
Goddess  The Norselanders were told to sing lustily . It was played by the 
Valhallas.


                                  Glorious Nation our Motherland
                                   We will fight forThy liberty
                                   To make our Nation strong and free
                                   We are prepared to die for Thee!
                                   Glorious Nation O motherland
                                   We shall be true to Thee till death
                                   We shall be true to Thee till death!


                                   (To the tune of  the hymn

                                         Faith of our Fathers)

                                        (Look it up on Google for the tune!)

As soon as the  National Anthem had been sung the queue began for the meal.I 
had never seen such quantities of meat cooked to perfection by the 2 Papian 
chefs Toni and Teio .There were 8 choices of meats all being chargrilled and 
spit roasted almost to  cinder. Further along chargrilled potatoes and pasta 
was piled high to the ceiling almost after being expertly cooked by Maha 
Teio's wife.Further along was a range of tropical fruits and ice creams that 
were again piled high almost to the ceiling as well .I  could go back and 
eat as much as I liked. I was in serious danger of a heart attack !There was 
no way I could ever get drunk after consuming this quantity of food!

I chose crocodile meat, fries and salad .The helpings were simply enormous 
and my plate was piled high . I had never tasted crocodile before .The meat 
was quite tough and covered all the plate After eating it I felt incapable 
of eating any more at all.What was more I felt unable to drink any more 
after just drinking one bottle of Volssons lager.

Yet I looked at the Norselanders around me and they appeared to have the 
most amazing appetites! I saw them go back in some cases for 3 helpings with 
their plates piled up with huge chunks of meat ,piles of potatoes and pasta 
and salad drowning in mayonnaise. These people were really incredible! I 
sometime wondered whether they were human beings or giants from another 
planet!

After most people had eaten Martha announced on the loudspeaker that the 
time had come for the Line Dancing and everyone had to take part or else as 
She was the Supervisor.I was so weighed down with the food yet Helga the 
Marshal was standing by me and it was a case of get up and dance now!

I stood in a line next to 2 big tall Norse Women whose names I found out to 
be Lara and Karla .They both looked very alike in their Cow Person outfits 
and their blonde lacquered hair like all Norse Women. They said they would 
show me all the moves which were quite complex for a beginner.

The Valhallas started to play the famous country  song 'My Elusive Dreams' 
sung in Norselandic of course as were all the songs.Marissa had a very 
strong voice and her singing almost blasted out my ear drums especially as 
there were speakers all over the walls.

'Right everyone get ready this dance is called The Auctioneer' announced 
Martha the Line Dancing Supervisor.

The Valhallas started to play full volume .Marissa began to call out in 
English for the benefit of those beginners like me

'Rock forward on right
Step in place on left
Step right next to left!'

I did not know what to do but fortunately Lara and Karla guided me in all 
the moves with Lara holding me by the waist and Karla by the crotch moving 
me in all the positions as if I was just a toy.

Marissa continued to call out making sure everyone did the moves exactly.

'Step in place on right
Rock forward on right!'She shouted

The Norselanders were all brilliant dancers as Line Dancing was almost a 
national obsession like Aerobics .Most of the English people did not have a 
clue and were being forced into the correct positions by the Norselanders 
next to them who maneuvered them as if they were just objects!

As Karla and Lara continued to forced me into right positions I looked 
outside and could see some faces at the windows.I could hear them call out

'What a bunch of tossers !'

'You all look bleedin' stupid!'

I could tell they were the thugs I had seen at the Queens Arms previously 
coming to cause trouble.

Suddenly Angela announced on the loudspeakers.

'Please could the band stop playing and everyone return to their seats!'

They did exactly as She said and everyone sat down.

She walked to the door and  walked outside. 20 thugs were standing with 
knives and crowbars in their hands.

She stood there imperiously in front of them showing no fear .She confronted 
the ringleader whose name was Dave Nichols

'So have you come to take part in the Line Dancing ?You  all look as if you 
have 2 left feet!' She smiled

'Look 'ere what's happened to the pub what was 'ere it was my local!' said 
Dave.

'That dump does not exist any more thank God. A new bar called Votans has 
taken its place that's far too smart for scum like you!' She replied.

'We've had enough of you f--g Norsis coming over 'ere and taking over -why 
don't you and those Papis f-- off back 'ome!'

'And what are you going to do about it ?Why don't you force us to leave?'

There was no reply.

She walked in front of them

'I know what .I and my 4 Marshals will fight you all in the car park.You can 
use any weapons you like We will use Gym Kata fighting just with our hands 
and legs .All the customers will be invited as part of the entertainment of 
the evening.If you win we will go away. If we win you will almost certainly 
be cripples for the rest of your lives! Is that fair?'

She knew exactly that the outcome would be total victory for the 
Norselanders as usual.

'Right you're on -there's 20 of us and 5 of you' said Dave trying to sound 
tough.

'Yes but one of us is worth at least 20 of you!' She replied confidently.

'Let the entertainment begin!'

'LET THE FIGHT BEGIN!

TO BE CONTINUED

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