ANGELA THE NORSE WOMAN AND VALKYRIE 20- 
by Hamlet
ANGELA BRINGS CRIMINALS TO JUSTICE


James Hong went running out of the restaurant sweating with sheer terror.He 
had witnessed Angela's brilliant fighting skills as She had disposed of 16 
Triads as well as arresting and overpowering his brother Billie. He ran 
towards his car that was parked outside .He was sweating with fear as he ran 
into the car and pushed his foot on the accelerator. She was coming after 
him and just managed to fail to trip him up. She was determined to capture 
him at all costs. There was no way he could escape from Her .She leapt onto 
Her Harley Davidson as She sped after him down the road.

He was driving in the direction of Loughton exceeding the speed limit .He 
did not care- all he wanted to do was to escape from the terrible wrath of 
this mighty Norse Woman ,who was coming after him determined to bring him to 
justice.

He began to drive like  mad man as he looked in the mirror and could see Her 
coming straight after him.He was diving in the direction of Loughton.He 
managed to drive through a  red light not caring that a car was coming 
straight towards him so determined was he to escape from Her.He knew that he 
stood no real chance of escape .A Harley Davidson could go so much faster 
than a car!

He was entering Loughton when he saw the one thing he dreaded a red light He 
could not cross  as the traffic was so heavy.He looked behind him and saw 
Her right behind him on Her bike smiling with a sense of victory.He suddenly 
turned the car onto the pavement nearly hitting 2 pedestrians.She drove the 
bike straight in front of him that made him drive straight into a  shop 
window He came to a sudden halt. With one move She opened the car door he 
had forgotten to lock. She dragged him by the hair onto the pavement.

'So Hong you're not just a thug and  criminal you're also a road safety 
threat!'

She dragged him up by the hair.

'What you going to do with me ? 'he groaned.

'I'm going to show you some mercy by challenging you to a fight. It will be 
a fight between us over 6 rounds.It will be Gym Kata versus Kung Fu!'

She knew that She would win.Not only was She a Norselander bigger and 
stronger than any number of Chinese .The saying was quite true 'One tiger 
could kill a 100 cats'.

It was also that Gym Kata was a superior fighting technique combining the 
best of oriental fighting arts with Cock and  Ball Torture and very painful 
wrestling holds ,attacking the most vulnerable parts of the human body such 
as the throat and stomach.Norselanders learnt it from the age of 8 so that 
they were already a Nation of brilliant fighters by the time they left 
school!

A large crowd had gathered around the pub car park after hearing the noise 
of the crash .All the customers in the pub  the 'Rose 'were outside as they 
had never seen  woman fight a man before.


She walked over to the crowd.

'Right this is a fight between me a Norse Woman and a Chinese. It is also a 
contest between Kung Fu and Gym kata.  It will be over 6 rounds.'

She looked at the crowd gathered around Her.

'Right which one would like to be the referee?'

A fat person came forward .

'I'm the landlord of this pub .I'd love to. My name's Chris'

'Right Chris I'm Miss Spiteful and this is Hong. You will call out the 
result of each round.'

'Right let's get started. It's Gym Kata versus Kung Fu !'

It was quite clear that Hong had no desire to fight at all. He stood there 
not knowing what to do.

One of the crowd called out.

'Why don't you beat her up with your Kung Fu? She's only a woman!'

'Come on James .I'm sure you're a really good Kung Fu fighter' She smiled.


He was actually a yellow belt in Kung Fu .However he knew that it was 
useless against a Norselander There was a Chinese saying' Kung Fu is as 
useless against a Norselander as it would be against a tiger'


Still he had to fight Her .He went towards Her trying to kick Her. It was 
hopeless. She grabbed his leg with one hand and twisted it right round .He 
let out a piercing scream.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

He fell on the ground writhing in the most terrible agony

Chris then counted to 6 .

ROUND ONE TO MISS SPITEFUL!'

A cheer went up from the crowd.

'Well that was pretty hopeleess wasn't it.Is that the best you can do why 
don't you attack me again?'

He could hardly walk as he got up from the ground still feeling total agony.

'Come on try another Kung Fu move You said you were a yellow belt!'

He made an attempt to hit Her It was totally hopeless .With one move She 
grabbed his hand and twisted it right round his back.With the other hand She 
dug Her nails hard into his neck. He bellowed so loudly he could probably be 
heard right across the town.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!


'It looks like my Gym Kata is definitely superior to your Kung Fu. This is 
the Arm and Neck hold. It's very painful and there's nothing you can do 
about it!'

He carried on screaming for all he was worth as Her nails dug in even harder 
and She pushed his arm right round his back .Soon his arm would be broken 
completely.

Suddenly he screamed out at the top of his voice

'SUBMIT!NO MORE PLEASE!'

She let him go as he rolled around the ground holding his arm screaming in 
utter torment.

Chris moved forward

ROUND 2 TO MISS SPITEFUL!'

Hong was hardly able to move he was in such agony. Angela dragged him from 
the ground by his hair

'Well are you sure you're a yellow belt Your'e hopeless Hong 'I'll give you 
another chance to show me your fighting skills!'
'
Come on show us your Kung Fu She's beating you easily 'one of the crowd 
shouted out.

He then made an attempt to hit Her again .He missed completely as She dodged 
out of the way and he went flying across the car park hitting a car at the 
other end.

She walked over and pulled him up by the hair again.

'Really you are absolutely hopeless Hong -a little child in my Nation could 
fight better than you !'

With that She grabbed hold of his testicles With one hand and his prick with 
the other. He bellowed in sheer agony as She moved Her leather gloved hand 
up and down hard while She dug Her nails hard ito his testicles

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!' he bellowed beside himself 
with pain.

'This is called the Cock and Ball hold it's really effective isn't it?'

The pain was ow so unbearable he was almost fainting.He could stand no more.

SUBMIT  !' he screamed.

She let him go and he was rolling around the floor in torment.


Chris walked forwards

ROUND  3 TO MISS SPITEFUL    !          1

A cheer went up from the crowd .He was almost beside himself with pain as he 
rolled on the floor bellowing

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

'Hong I'm getting tired of your screams She said as She pulled him up by his 
hair as he lay on the ground in such torment.

'PLEASE NO MORE YOU WIN YOU TOO STRONG!!'!

He was now crying just like a little baby.

'Do you admit you have been totally beaten by Me?

'Yes you win easily!'


'Do you accept that Gym Katas is always superior to Kung fu.And you address 
me as Miss Spiteful!'

'Yes you much better Gym Kata always wins' he admitted knowing he had lost 
miserably.

Chris came forwards

CONTEST AND ROUND TO MISS SPITEFUL MISS SPITEFUL WINS EASILY 3-0!!'

A loud cheer went up from the crowd They had never seen such a wonderful 
display of fighting skill in their lives.

She dragged him from the ground and threw him over Her shoulder as if he was 
nothing but a sack of potatoes.She walked over the the crowd who gazed at 
her in wonder.

'I am a Norse Woman and Valkyrie and am invincible This is what happens to 
criminals .If any of you are thinking of committing a crime I may do the 
same thing to you .Do you understand?'

YES MISS SPITEFUL' they all cried out knowing She meant exactly what She 
said

She carried Hong over Her shoulder throwing him over the motorbike .She 
strapped him over the side tying his hands and legs together as if he was 
just an animal. She rode off into the distance back to the Loon Hong .As She 
arrived She saw the Judge Wagon again and Judge Leif there ready to take the 
criminals away.

He really was a gorgeous hunk even better looking than Karl .He had a 
bronzed complexion and long blonde hair tied in a long pony tail.He was 
totally dressed as a Judge in black leather .Angela thought Him wonderful 
.She was desperate for a Norse Man after seeing all these wimpy looking 
English and Chinese!

'Oh Leif it's so good to see you 'She said as She gave him the traditional 
Welcome Kiss of a long slow kiss on the lips putting Her tongue right down 
His throat and holding His face in Her leather gloved hand.

'Well Angela I've come to take these criminals away .I've left Baker for you 
to take away.I've thrown all the Triads into the Wagon .You did a wonderful 
job beating them up .What wimps they all are! I managed to pick up 4 with 
one hand!'

'You're quite right Leif darling I've just had a fight with this bastard 
Hong and managed to beat him over 3 rounds using Gym Kata against his Kung 
Fu.It was no contest!'

'I imagine it wasn't Angela .You're so big and strong especially compared 
with any Chinese!I'll take him off you and throw him into the Judge Wagon 
.He'll be standing Trial along with all the others!'

He unstrapped Hong and carried him over his shoulder as if he was a small 
animal like a cat.He really was so huge and muscular. He then threw him into 
the Judge Wagon along with all the other Triads and his brother Billie as if 
he was so much garbage!

Meanwhile Angela walked into the restaurant to collect Baker The whole place 
was scene of devastation with broken chairs and windows and glasses and 
blood and bits of human limbs still on the floor. She saw Baker in the 
corner shivering with fear.

'Right Baker you're coming with Me .This time you're going to face a proper 
Trial!'

With that She took the handcuffs off and threw him over Her shoulder.He 
really was such a weakling like so many Oslanders !She threw him down with 
one hand over the side of Her motorbike and strapped him down.Leif was in 
the Judge Wagon ready to go to the Judge Headquarters . She would go first 
as She was faster on her motorbike.

'Leif darling let's go!'

'LET'S BRING THESE CRIMINALS TO JUSTICE!'

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