ANGELA THE NORSE  WOMAN  AND VALKYRIE 1  
by Hamlet
NORSELAND AN EARTHLY PARADISE

I would like to tell you my experiences with my friend Angela Spiteful the 
Norse Woman and Valkyrie.I would like to describe her adventures since she 
has been over here in England and how I have effectively become her personal 
slave.

I have know her for a year now ever since I have corresponded with her in 
Norseland the country she comes from.It all started off when I joined the 
Norselandic Admiration Society which exists for people all over the world 
who admire Norselanders and want to go to Norseland.As aresult she became my 
pen friend.It has over 60,000 members worldwide.

In case anyone does not know Norseland is a country situated in the Pacific 
Ocean about 100 miles north of Hawaii.I have never been there though Angela 
has invited me over there and I would love to stay in her flat.It is 
apparently a very beautiful country.The whole island is  a little bit 
smaller than Britain with a population of nearly 70 million which makes it 
one of the most densely populated countries in the world..

The name of the whole island is Pacifica.It shares the island  with a 
smaller country called Papia.The capital is Stefansholm.There are many other 
large cities such as Vikingsborg the second largest city Varense, the main 
industrial city  Kristianskobing  a major port and Haraldshus a major 
meatpacking centre in the agricultural area of the centre known as the 
Prairies.It is divided into 21 Provinces

I  have seen pictures of it and it is a lovely tropical island with palm 
trees white sand beaches and mountains and plains in the interior.It is a 
country that is beautifully clean and tidy .It has the highest standard of 
living in the world .It is a country where everyone is affluent ,where there 
is no poverty or unemployment at all.


It  has had a Social Democratic Government for the last 84 years.The 
Government ensures that everyone is  cared for from the cradle to the 
grave.There is excellent free education, everyone is educated to  very high 
level ,everyone is employed and is paid well in the jobs they do.It is a 
country  where everyone is well housed in subsidised State 
accommodation.There is an excellent National Health Service.It has a clean 
efficient and subsidised public transport system that is the envy of the 
world.The streets are pristine clean and there is a   £100 penalty for 
dropping a scrap of paper on the pavement. It is enforced ruthlessly by the 
Police known as the Judges.This is a country where everyone is rich and 
there is no real inequality, where it is illegal to not work ,to be homeless 
or to beg on the streets and the penalties are very severe indeed for 
breaking the Law!

It is also a country where crime is practically non existent.This is not 
only because the population are educated to a very high level where they are 
taught to be social to their neighbours.It is also because the Police have 
total and complete power.They operate as judge. jury and executioners having 
total power.If a criminal is arrested he/she is taken to the Judge 
Headquarters where he/she will be punished for his/her crimes.

All crimes have a statutory penalty e.g. jay walking gets 6 strokes of the 
leather crop administered by a Judge at once.More serious crimes such as 
burglary get 50 strokes on the first offence and death on the second carried 
out by strangulation with a leather chord.Judges have total power to 
administer the Death Penalty.there is apoicy of total Zero Tolerance.

In such a society there is no need for courts   Prisons are  called 
Detention Centres  where prisoners are subjected to a living Hell of beating 
and torture by the Judges that makes the Nazi concentration camps look quite 
pleasant ! Norselanders cannot understand criminals having rights such as 
defence lawyers and police being cross examined in court.As far as they are 
concerned if you are arrested by a Judge ,the Judge is infallible and you 
will be found guilty as charged and punished at once They cannot understand 
terms such as being 'innocent until being proved guilty'.As far as they are 
concerned if you are arrested you are guilty.It is as simple as that!

Naturally the Judges will not tolerate any misbehaviour from foreign 
tourists especially Australians English and Americans.What's more 
misbehavior includes dressing in a scruffy way such as wearing tees shirts, 
shorts, getting drunk in public.

Recently Angela told me of a recent incident where an Australian and English 
tourist were laughing at the line dancing organised for tourists.They were 
immediately arrested a Female Judge called Judge Helga Langstrom She took 
them to the Judge Headquarters  and gave them 15 strokes each with a with a 
leather crop.They were screaming with pain .She then tied them up on her 
motorbike ,took them to their hotel, ordered them to pack, stamped their 
passports and threw them on the next plane out of the country all on her 
own!It just shows you what power a Judge has!

What's more Norselanders abroad all come under the authority of Norselandic 
police not the local police This is called the Royal Overseas Judges They 
will not put up with foreign police arresting their own people! Recently 2 
Norselanders were arrested for disorderly behaviour in a pub in London.They 
were taken to the local police station.Naturally the ROJ did not tolerate 
this and went immediately around to the police station and demanded their 
immediate release.They were taken away from the police station to the ROJ 
headquarters next to the Norselandic embassy and given 15 strokes of the 
crop and punished properly for their misdemeanours!The Norselandic 
Government warned the British Government this was a serious breach of the 
Anglo Norselandic Treaty and threatened military action  and economic 
sanctions.

The Norselandic Government will not tolerate any hostile activity by a 
foreign Government against Norseland.For instance if the Norselandic Queen 
Goddess Anna Christiana visits the UK and there are hostile demonstrations  
the Justice League, an anti terrorist force, will take hostile measures 
against the ringleaders of the demonstrations including arresting them and 
if necessary kidnapping them and taking them back to a Detention Centre in 
Norseland.If there is any trace of Anti Norselandic activity in the UK the 
Justice League will be prepared to go as far as kidnapping a Minister in the 
British Government if necessary!

As fas as life in Norseland is concerned I have already said it is a Social 
Democratic or Socialist state in the true sense of the word.The State looks 
after its Citizens .It not only ensures everyone of its Citizens is well 
cared for and educated and housed.It also looks after the social needs of 
its Citizens.Social Workers in Norseland do not just look after the need of 
a few unfortunate people like they do in England such as one parent 
families'They look after every Citizen's needs .Every single person in the 
country has a Social Officer.Most Social Officers just like everyone else  
in authority are women ,a subject I will deal with later.Their job is to 
look after the social needs of their subjects.A Social Officer will ensure 
that her/his Subjects are healthy, happy ,socially well balanced and live 
clean and pure lives.

A subject will be visited regularly by his/her Social Officer.The Social 
Officer will ensure that his/her flat is spotlessly clean.The view taken is 
that your flat does not belong to you but to the State even if it is 
privately rented.This is because even if you rent it it is part of the 
Nation and therefore should be spotlessly clean and tidy, and there is no 
dirt anywhere .It is actually illegal to live in squalour and persistent 
offenders can get up to 6 months in a Detention Centre as punishment.

The Social Officer will also ensure her/his subject is patriotic to the 
Nation.That means that all flats/houses must have large portraits of the 
Queen Goddess and the National Flag which is a Green Cross on a white 
background.The portrait and Flag must be treated with respect at all 
times.It is illegal to be unpatriotic and severe disrespect for the Nation 
and the Queen Goddess carries the Death penalty and is equivalent to Treason

The Social Officer will also ensure her/his subject is well balanced 
physically and mentally.She/he will ensure that her/his subject is healthy 
and doing regular sports.Norselanders are health and fitness fanatics.That 
means anyone not having a sport of any kind is considered a social 
deviant.Also the Social Officer will ensure that her/his subject is eating a 
proper diet that consists of plenty of fresh fruit and vegetables, brown 
bread fresh meat and fish.

Most important of all the Social Officer will be fully trained as a 
psychologist and therapist she/he will ensure that her subject is treated if 
they are suffering from any kind of depression or mental illness.If her/his 
subject has sexual problems the Social Officer will refer her/his subject to 
a Sex Therapist free of charge.As well as enjoying  good health , diet it is 
considered essential that every Norselander should have a healthy and 
fulfilling sex life too!


As for the history of Norseland.I will give a brief background. I have 
already said it is situated in the Pacific Ocean.The original inhabitants 
are the Papians .These are dark skinned Polynesian people.They led a 
peaceful life in their island paradise of fishing and farming rather like 
the Caribs in the Caribbean.The first White People to arrive were  
Settlers.The founder of the country was Jan Stefan from whom Stefansholm the 
capital is named who arrived with 20 Settlers on May 13 1650.These White 
Settlers came from Scandinavia mainly from Norway. They came to escape the 
poverty and cold of Norway at that time. Like their descendants the Vikings 
that were anxious to explore the world.

The Papians offered almost no resistance to their White conquerors.Not only 
were they naturally non violent  and quite weak,they saw these White people 
as being so much bigger and stronger and more advanced than them.Some 
resistance was offered by the Papians but it was brutally and ruthlessly 
crushed.What chance did these simple peaceful Polynesian people stand 
against the mighty descendants of Vikings? .They were amazed by the sheer 
size of these Norse Settlers especially the women who called themselves 
Valkyrie and were as hard and tough as the men and in some cases even 
tougher.

Soon the whole island was subjected to the rule of these Settlers.More and 
more Scandinavian settlers arrived The island came under the control of 
Sweden as Norway was a part of Sweden then.The Papians were turned 
effectively into slaves of the Settlers who made them work on the  
plantations ,farms and mines .However their treatment was nothing like as 
severe as that given to the Blacks in the Southern USA.The Settlers treated 
their slaves more in a paternalistic or more essentially maternalistic way.

Soon these Settlers developed a desire to be free from Swedish rule just 
like the Americans wanted freedom from British rule. They were extremely 
intelligent and energetic people and developed industry and agriculture all 
over the island Cities like Stefansholm ,Vikingsborg and Varense were 
becoming some of the largest in the world.

A revolt broke out in 1815.The Swedish Imperial army were easily defeated by 
the Noreslandic forces that were composed half of women the Valkyrie.  
Independence was declared at the Congress of Svedensborg.A Monarchy and 
Constitution were instituted .The country's  name was changed from Pacifica 
to Norseland.

Soon the country became one of the most indusrialised and prosperous  in the 
world,By the end of the 19th century industrial production was overtaking 
all countries in the world except for the USA.This resulted in its citizens 
enjoying a very high standard of living as well as vastly superior levels of 
education  and heath care.

In 1918 the country  was the first to elect a Socialist party to Government 
the SDP.Once in power the SDP carried out a sweeping programme of social 
reform that included full trade unionisation, health and safety provisions, 
free health service, almost free public transport and housing and free 
extensive education to make Norseland the most socially advanced country in 
the world!The SDP has won every single election with resounding 
majorities.The SDP permeates every single section of Norselandic life .It is 
almost impossible to get a job in the Civil Service ,the Army, the Judges at 
senior level or to be a senior Director of a company without being a SDP 
member.

The official title of the country is The Queen Dom of Norseland.The Head of 
State is Queen Goddess Anna Christiana.She is worshipped and adored by Her 
Subjects rather like the Japanese emperors were.Even though the country is a 
democracy She is the Supreme Law of the Land.Everywhere She goes Her 
Subjects must bend down in adoration.Pictures and statues of Her are in 
every house and business andmost streets.

She is also the Queen of the Papians, who must lie prostrate whenever She 
appears.Criticism or disrespect of Her is treated as Treason and carries the 
immediate Death Penalty.She is truly She Who must Be Obeyed!She has the 
power of life and death over all her Subjects.In fact She has shown mercy 
and has only ordered 3 deaths since Her reign began in 1963.She relates very 
well to the Government especially to the present Premier Patricia Ingvoll 
who has been in power since 1990.


As for the position of women in Norseland it is the most advanced of any 
country in the world.Women or Valkyries ,after the Norse goddesses and 
fighting women in mythology ,effectively dominate all aspects of Norselandic 
society.Women have had the vote since 1815. the first in the world.Most 
Members of Parliament, Judges top Civil Servants are women.Women predominate 
at University and in most of the professions.

It is now the case that women are physically on average stronger than the 
men.Girls compete with boys at school and generally win especially in 
athletics, swimming and martial arts.That does not mean that Norselandic men 
or Norse Men are weak in any way .They are in fact the strongest men in the 
world with gorgeous rippling muscles huge penises and faces that are as 
gorgeous as the women.This means that the Valkyrie are the strongest people 
in the world!

All Norselanders are blonde with blue eyes.If anyone is born with dark hair 
she/he is ordered to have it died blonde  at once It is just in the Land of 
Giants the Giantesses are even bigger than the Giants!The women get on very 
well with their men and will only have full sex with a Norse Man.That is why 
when I meet Angela we may touch and caress probably but she will never have 
sex with me or anyone but a Norse Man.

The goal of every  Valkyrie is to develop massive muscles and to have a 
gigantic Norse cock up her pussy!No Norse Woman would even contemplate 
having sex with any foreigner or Oslander.In Norseland there is no such 
thing as marriage There is Partnership whereby the couple have children 
together.The children may live with the woman or the man.They are brought up 
in State run creches so that the woman can work.There are no such things as 
one parent families.

The national costume is leather or rubber which Norselanders wear all the 
time The actual national costume is a Cowperson outfit  with leather hat, 
jacket ,trousers boots ,gloves and whip and a holsterI t is actually quite 
difficult to tell men and women apart.I saw a Noreselandic couple the other 
day at Wotans a bar in London. They both resembled Nicole Bass the American 
bodybuilder very tall and muscular  with blonde pony tails.Norseland hasbeen 
descrtibed by a NAS member as a Land of Nicole Bass's!They were both  so 
very big and strong.The only way I could tell them apart was that the man's 
bulge was in his crotch and the 'was at the front!(SEE www.nicolebass.com as 
an example of a  fairly typical Norselander.Also www.miss-spiteful.com)

There is so much more I would like to tell you about Norseland but I would 
like to finish by telling you about the Papians and my membership of NAS.

Many people criticise Norseland for being a racist country because of the 
treatment of the Papians which is compared with the treatment of aborigines 
in Australia.I believe as a member of NAS this is total nonsense .In the 
first place hardly any Papians were killed by the Norse Settlers randomly  
as were aborigines in Australia or Indians in America They were made 
subordinate to their Norse Masters and Mistresses  who were generally kind 
but very strict with them.

What is more standards of living in Papia itself far exceed standards on 
Indian or aboriginal reserves where large numbers live in poverty suffering 
from alcoholism.None of this exists in Papia or for Papians living and 
working in Norseland .They are all given free health care, education and 
hostel accommodation.Although their standard of living is not nearly as high 
as Norselandic jobs it far exceeds standards in any Asian or South American 
country which would be a fair comparison.

It is true that a Norse Woman/Man is allowed to own a Papian slave.However 
the conditions  for having  one are very strict The potential 
Mistress/Master will be visited by an official from the Ministry of Papian 
Relations. The MPR who will inspect the premises and interview the person 
concerned.Although the Mistress/Master will be allowed to beat the slave 
,the punishment must be permitted by Law and must not be excessive.Otherwise 
he slave will be taken away and the perpetrator will face a Detention Centre 
sentence.

What is more Papians are quite happy to serve their Norse Mistressses and 
Masters.They know that they are totally inferior physically and mentally.It 
is an honour to serve a Norse Master/Mistress and they have known nothing 
else.That is why attempts to organise resistance from the Papians always 
fail miserably.

Papian women are generally very attracted to Norse Men whom they see as so 
much bigger and stronger than their own In fact it is an honour for them  to 
be screwed senseless by a Norse Man or several Norse Men if possible!


As for the NAS I have been a member for over a year now and it is a 
wonderful organisation.It has enabled me to meet Norselanders and to learn 
all about the country.I have visited Votans a Norselandic bar in kensington 
in London and have met so many gorgeous Norse Women/Valkyries who are so big 
and muscular and strong.I am not homosexual in any way but I do  find the 
leather clad muscular Norse Men really impressive too.

Most of the membership of NAS  is female as there is nothing many English 
and American women want more than to travel to a tropical paradise like 
Norseland and meet a gorgeous leather clad Norse Man to make passionate love 
to them!

I  have also changed my diet to Norselandic food which is so much healthier 
than any other by fresh fruit.I love eating out at Votans and eating healthy 
Noreslandic food.I was there the other day and started my meal with 
smorgasbrod, a huge open sandwich on rye bread. I had 2 huge bratvurst with 
onion gravy and lashings of salad and fries#d potatoes followed by tropical 
fruit.It was lovely!


Last Saturday I went to a Cowboy barbecue at Votans .I was given an 
invitation as a NAS member.For only £15 I could eat as much asi liked and 
have a jug of beer or one bottle of wine.I  was greeted by the Manager 
Christina who stood at the entrance dressed in the leather national 
Cowperson costume with a big badge 'I'm Christina the Manager - please speak 
to me'.

As I entered there were large  chargrills where gigantic  hunks of steak 
,pork chops,  chicken, tropical fish, horsemeat  and venison were being  
cooked almost to a cinder.There were also piles of potatoes, salad and beans 
almost going up to the ceiling, as well as every type of tropical fruit 
imaginable.It was a veritable feast and I could only manage 2 helpings.i had 
to eat the meat with my hands in true cowboy style.I was dressed in the 
obligatory check shirt and stetson.There was a country group called the 
Valhallas playing  country  and western  loudly.It was obligatory to dance 
and take part in the Line Dancing as the waiters/waitresses called Marshals 
would make sure of that!

I was asked to dance by 3 huge Valkyries called Hilde, Martha and Laura They 
all looked very much alike in their lacquered blonde hair and leather 
Cowperson  costumes.They were  very big and tall.They all worked for a bank 
called the National Commers Bank and had come over to learn English.They 
were very forward and friendly.By the end of the evening they all had their 
leather gloved hands hard down my crotch having a good feel that I was 
powerless to resist.

There were strict rules enforced by the Marshals such as no smoking ,no 
drunkenness and no fraternising with the Papian staff, who were there to do 
menial tasks such as clearing tables and washing up.As a result of this 
Norselandic diet  I have become much bigger and healthier though I will 
never be as strong as a Norse Man!

Angela will be coming tomorrow.I really look forward to seeing her I will 
make sure my flat is pristine clean for her and her Papian slave Mina  
Popatoa.

I will tell you all about her and her first adventures in England in the 
next episode!


TO BE CONTINUED

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