Spidera deals with racial harassment
by Hamlet



As a result of Spidera's brilliant victory everything had improved beyond all
recognition at Votans in Walthamstow..News of the fight had spread all over
the town.It was on the front page of the Guardian' with full colour pictures
of the fight on the front and centre pages. There was a big headline

'NORSELANDIC WOMAN BEATS UP THUGS!'

The story had even spread to the main daily papers all over the country. It
was if the whole country was leaning that you don't mess with a Norse Woman!
It was now becoming well known everywHere that Norse Women were the strongest
people on earth and Norse Men the second strongest.As a result of the fight
membership of the NAS (Norselandic Admiration Society) had increased
dramatically as so many people wanted to have relationships with big strong
Norselanders!

In the pub the Rules of the Bar were being obeyed without question.Everyone
who entered made sure they did exactly as Spidera ordered them to.Everyone
also made sure that they addressed Her every day as Mistress Spidera.They also
made sure they greeted Her Papian associate Mina as Miss Popatoa.

She made Her presence known everywhere by strutting round the bar with Her
leather crop.On the 3 evenings a week She went to Her English classes Mina Her
Papian slaveant supervised the Portuguese staff in the kitchen..Mina had
learnt to develop Her muscles by going to aerobics classes and
bodybuilding.They were not as large as Her Mistress and never would be but
they were bigger than any of the customers or staff They looked really
impressive as she strutted around the bar in Her skin tight black leather
sahini with a slit up the side Her calf length boots and leather gloves She
could never fight or thrash a well as Her Mistress but it was still true that
no one messed with Mina!

The Rules for Staff were also being followed meticulously .Staff made sure
they all arrived exactly on time and left when Spidera told them to.They all
dressed in clean smart uniforms not daring ever to look scruffy.They never
talked amongst themselves at all and just got on with their work.There was no
doubt a New Order had begun!

Spidera was determined to change the bar into a Noreslandic bar.She had
written to the Manager of the Votans chain Ms Christinesdottir saying She
wanted it to be changed to Votans. A licence had been applied for and by the
end of the month a new Votans for East London would come into being.The first
scheduled Cowboy Night was fo the end of the month.Ms Christinesdottir said
she would end 2 Cowpersons a couple called Lars and Helga to help out on that
night and to work as Associate Managers.

At the same time Spidera and Mina had moved out of my flat to Arnold's flat on
the top of the pub.Needless to say they found the place a complete tip with
dirt and dust everywHere.Arnold had 6 children and a wife all of whom were
really filthy.As a punishment they made the whole family clean the place out
on their hands and knees

After that they were ordered to leave at once!As they had nowhere to go they
were housed in bed and breakfast accommodation by the council.Arnold came to
work every day on time as a toilet slave when he would be trashed for the
slightest misdemeanour. What complete humiliation for someone who used to be a
Manager!

As the days went by tHere was something Christopher Her friend wanted to talk
about to Spidera but was afraid to raise it .It concerned the racial
harassment of a Papian family called the Takitinis.There was actually quite a
large Papian community in East London They did a lot of menial jobs and also
worked in restaurants They were also in England partly to escape from
Norselanders and being made slaves to the Norselanders though he did not dare
tell this to Spidera!

Christopher decided to approach Spidera It was something difficult to do as he
was not really supposed to speak to Her without being spoken to.

He approached Spidera one evening in the pub.

'Mistress Spidera there is something I want to speak about.'

'It's all right Christopher -don't be afraid Please tell Me what's on your
mind darling'

'It's just that tHere's a Papian family in the area called the Takitinis. I
have found out from reading the papers and talking to friends.They have been
subject to the most terrible racial harassment from a neighbouring family
called the Hoppers.They are lovely people very sweet and gentle according to
my friend.'

'Their children are being bullied at school and called' Papi scum'.They have
had rubbish put through the letter box and' Get out you Papi bastards' written
on the front door.They have tried calling the police but they just say that
tHere are no witnesses and their children are under age. Please could you do
something Spidera- This harassment is now getting rife and the police do
nothing about it!'

'What you have described is absolutely appalling Christopher .I am actually
very cross with you Christopher for not saying it earlier! Racial harassment
is totally illegal in my Nation.The Law protects Papians from harassment and
this is enforced ruthlessly by the Judges who will put anyone who upsets
Papians or harasses them to death. The point is that Papians are Our subjects
and we are responsible for them like parents to children. The point is that
Papians are such a gentle and peaceful people and will not retaliate ,unlike
Us Norselanders who are so big and strong.'

'I will contact Judge HeatHera Finssson. She is My Supervisor and I have
reported to Her already .As you know all Norselanders have Supervisors Royal
Overseas Judges whose job it is to look after them and take care of them when
they are abroad.I'm sure she will be very annoyed when she hears of it!I'm
going to phone Her now!'

Spidera phoned Her at once.

'Heathera it's Spidera your Client .I want to ring you about a case of racial
harassment.'

She told Her all about the sufferings the Takitini family had been
through.Heathera was appalled.

'We do know about this harassment Spidera. The trouble is that up to recently
the Anglo Norselandic Treaty the ANT only protected Norsleanders .However our
Premier Patricia Ingvoll has renegotiated the ANT with the British Prime
Minister David Cameron to include Papians as well which is what it should have
done all along as they share the same island and are our subjects . We in fact
own them and Papia too.'

'I will come round at once and deal with those bastards and if necessary take
them out of the country and put them to death!I agree with you that the
British police are useless when it comes to dealing with harassment.They are
so concerned about the rights of the criminal and ignore the victim.I'll be
round next evening at 6 PM after I've done some research on the Judge
Database.'

Judge Heathere arrived as She said at exactly 6 PM the next day She was a huge
Woman nearly 2 feet taller than Spidera.She was dressed in the Judge Uniform
which looks very similar to the Judge Dredd uniform(see www.2000adonline.com)
.In fact the Judges had more or less the same powers as the Judges in Judge
Dredd being police ,judge, jury and executioners having the powers of life and
death.She was dressed almost totally in black leather.She had a steel helmet
on with a steel mask so that the only part of Her body that was visible was
the mouth.Around Her waist she had a gun a whip a knife and a leatHer chord
She really was a One Woman Army!

She took off Her helmet to reveal Her face that was really lovely with blonde
curly hair.She went up to Spidera and kissed Her full on the lips.

'It's so good to see you again darling Spidera!'

Spidera greeted Her Supervisor by kissing Her too on the lips the traditional
Norselandic greeting.

'This is My friend and slave Christopher.'

Heather went right up to him and kissed him full on the lips just like Spidera
had done only this time She was even stronger.

'So Christopher you have found out that a Papian family have been harassed
.Well it's good of you to report this to Mistress Spidera and me. I intend to
deal with the harassers this evening.'

She turned to Spidera

'I've been to the Judge Database and I've done some research into the Hoppers
.Jim Hopper has a string of convictions for burglary and assault. He Is also
involved in drug dealing His brother Bill is a real bastard too involved in
crime too. Jim has 3 children who have been harassing the Takitini Family.I
know where he lives and intend to go round there tonight to put a stop to this
harassment for good!'

'First of all I will call the Takitini family on my mobile.'

'Hello is that Mr. Takitini it's Judge Heathera of the Royal Overseas Judges.I
Understand you have been the victim of harassment from a family across the
road.'

'Oh certainly Judge HeatHera. I'm so glad that you as a Norselander have come
to rescue us We have some neighbours who are making our lives a misery!'

'Don't worry Mr. Takitini your troubles are soon over! I'm coming round to
deal with those bastards now!'

'I'm bringing a friend with me Mistress Spidera.Your problems are over!'

With that She went outside accompanied by Spidera. Both Norse Women looked so
impressive dressed from head to toe in shiny black leather.Spidera was dressed
in a black leather cat suit thigh length boots and leather gloves..She looked
so formidable though not quite as big as Judge HeatHera.

They drove to the Takitinis house in a Judge Wagon which was like a large
black van with darkened windows At the back prisoners could be shackled up and
tied so they could not move an inch.!

They parked outside the Takitini's house' In the street they could see 3 dirty
looking children shouting racist abuse calling out 'You dirty Papis!

They knocked on the door Mr. Takitini was quite a small man.He looked in
terror at the sight of these 2 huge Norse Women especially Heathera dressed in
Her Judge uniform towering totally over him and making him so small.Spidera
and Heathera strutted into his house demonstrating their total power and
superiority.Inside was his wife Mahia and their 2 children Toni and Laha.They
looked so sweet and innocent.

'Thank you so much for coming Judge HeatHera'

'That's fine Mr. Takitini. You are a Papian and it is the duty of us
Norselanders and the ROJ to protect and take care of you as you are so weak
and gentle and we are so strong and dominant!This is My Friend Mistress
Spidera. She has a Papian slave called Mina.'

'I am so pleased to meet you Mistress Spidera 'he said bending down and
kissing Her leatHer gloved hand.

'Well Spidera let's get started let's start with that scum across the road!'

They walked straight across the road The 3 children looked in terror as they
looked at these 2 huge leather clad Valkyries walking straight towards
them.Heathera grabbed the 2 boys by the hair while Spidera grabbed the girl
They dragged then to the front door screaming with pain and fear.

'That's put an end to your revolting behaviour Now let's see if your father is
at home!' said HeatHera.

She rang on the door. Jim Hopper answered .He really was a fat greasy specimen
dressed in a dirty tee shirt with an earring.HeatHera and Spidera looked so
magnificent in comparison!

They both threw the children in the house.Hopper looked terrified.

'Who the bleedin ell are you ?''he said sweating in terror at the sight of an
enormous leather clad Valkyrie standing in front of him with Her steel helmet
making Her look even more terrifying.

Heathera grabbed him by the neck in Her leather clad powerful hands

'I'm Judge HeatHera of the ROJ Judge Jury and Executioner. Your crimes are at
an end!

'YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!

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