A SPANISH WRITER ON THE BUCCANEERA IN CALIFORNIA 
by Hamlet



Astrid the Avenger and Diderik the Debaucher lived up to the picture that was
given of them by the Spanish writer Fernando Hernandez in his book 'Las
Buccaneeras', written in 1800 the year after the first raid by the Buccaneera
on California from the Islas Canalas later to become the Bothnian Islands

'I saw the Norse Folk and the Warriors the Buccaneera when they had landed and
camped near San Francisco. I have never seen such stately Women though of
course their Men are tall and muscular but not as tall and muscular as the
Norse Women who are commonly known as Valkyrie. They are as tall as large
boulders ruddy cheeked and all with long flowing blonde hair They are all
dressed totally in shiny black leather with thigh length leather boots with
razor sharp heels.'.

Each Buccaneera carries an axe and knife and around their waists and the Women
the Valkyrie always carry whips with steel thongs. Around their necks they
wear beautiful gold and silver chains. They are incredibly brave and valiant.
When they attack another people like us Spaniards they do not cease until they
have utterly annihilated them. They are in effect invincible.

They rape and plunder the vanquished and make them slaves although they
generally treat their slaves well. They also they wear exquisite leather
clothes, because they put great effort in trade. They have many towns and
settlements in the Islas Canalas. They have a most friendly attitude towards
foreigners and strangers who seek refuge. They are very muscular and bold in
attack and incredible horse riders.

In the fight itself, the most important factors they use are intimidation and
aggression. The purpose of intimidation is to win the battle for them before
the fighting even starts. If their foes are sufficiently intimidated, and they
are convinced that they can't possibly win, then they won't try very hard.
Indeed, as in surrender without a fight. But even if the opponent doesn't
surrender at once, they've sapped his will to win.

Intimidation is of prime importance to these Norse Folk . They think up new
ways to intimidate, and watch the way other people do it. They can never be
too intimidating.

They can intimidate their enemies three ways, physically, intellectually and
sexually. Of course, the best intimidations are both. Their Women the Valkyrie
physically terrify their opponents, they let him see their arms or their legs,
they show him how they can crush an apple in their grip, they show him how
they can heel- kick their stiletto heels of their boots even through armour
plate.

Intellectual intimidation is a bit harder. To sexually intimidate an opponent,
they flaunt their massive breasts at him, they toss their hair, they stroke
the front of their thighs. To combine these, they can reach up with their arms
to behind their head, which simultaneously shows off their gigantic biceps,
letting him see that his arms are much smaller, and this makes their breasts
more prominent.

Verbals are good, and very easy to do. They taunt their opponents and taunt
his physical strength, and his sexual prowess. They laugh at his ridiculous
member compared to that of a Norse Man. Words like "limpdick" and "softprick"
are good, but any kind of insult against his manliness works,

A more subtle form of intimidation, is to say that they've never castrated a
man, and they don't think they ever would. Or to pretend that they really hate
hurting men, and they only do it when they're forced to. In other words, they
create the possibility in his mind by their denial.

Weapons are good for intimidation. I doubt if they can get any better than a
whip; They normally use a 6-metre bull-whip. They wear it round their waist as
a belt, and take it off and retie it, They fiddle with the handle (made from
an important part of a bull), they might even take it off and give it a crack.
They never know what might happen.

A sharp knife is a good weapon They carry. they carry one called Castrator
which they use extensively to castrate a man. They also take it out and
sharpen it, clean their fingernails, or cut an apple. It doesn't matter, as
long as it's visible, and intimidating.

Watching another man Spanish licking their boots is pretty intimidating. A
Buccaneera

Valkyrie will often have one of her admirers around, and they can always ask
for this small service.

Their Femininity is intimidating. After they've swung their sword and cracked
their whip, brushed their hair or put on a dab of perfume. After they've
beaten an opponent to a pulp, they might for fun kiss him gently and rock him
to sleep in their arms!

A public humiliation is so much more satisfying in particular a 'gang bang'
whereby a whole row of Spanish opponents is mercilessly debauched

They are always aggressive before the fight. They love to take out their
swords and wave them around, even if they know they aren't going to use it.
They like to take out the fighting knife, the Castrator, and give it a bit of
a sharpen. If They wear a whip round their waist, they take it off, crack it a
couple of times, then retie it.

Why wait for him to strike the first blow? Once the fight is on, they go for
their opponents as hard as they can. They've won fights while their opponent
was still asking plaintively about the rules... "Twice armed is she whose
cause is just, but thrice who gets her blow in first."

And once he's down, they don't step back and let him get up. They get down
there with him and wrap their thighs round something. It doesn't really matter
what, anything a Buccaneera Valkyrie puts between her thighs is going to get
broken. His head is a good choice, because then he can't see or hear, it feels
like they're cracking his skull, and if they get the backs of their thighs
against his shoulders, it simultaneously feels like they're pulling his head
off. His stomach is good, except that some stomachs are simply too big to get
around. But if they can, then they can rub his navel against his spine. The
third main possibility is his chest.

With either of the last two, they can control his breathing, and then go about
breaking his ribs to a pulp!

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