SISTER EVA DEMOLISHES DAVENPORT AGAIN IN COURT by Hamlet Senior Sister Eva the Warrior Nun stood before the Catechision Court at St Agatha's Convent in Eastly in Kent England . This Trial resembled the International Criminal Court in the Hague and like that Court the Trial in which Roland Davenport Professor of Biology at Oxford was being prosecuted for blasphemy and atheism, was being relayed right across the whole world. In the public gallery there were hundreds of journalists and broadcasters from all over the world fascinated as no Trial like this had ever taken place since the Inquisition in Spain that lasted over 300 years, whose last trial took place in 1834. Like the Inquisitors of Spain in the 16th Century Sister Eva was fanatically devoted to her Faith in her case Christianaism the State religion of Norseland .She was determined to demolish Roland Davenport Professor of Biology at Oxford University, to have him sentenced by the Court and executed in public if necessary, She would not be satisfied until he was executed for blasphemy and every single one of his atheistic books burnt and wiped off the face of the earth! She stood before the Court and the whole world so muscular and powerful dressed from head to toe in her Nuns' habit of black shiny latex and with high heeled boots and skin tight gloves and stood over 7' tall with her amazing statuesque figure. She addressed the Mother Superior and Chair of the Court Mother Athena' directly.in English and Norselandic for the benefit of listeners in Norseland 'With your permission Mother I would like to present my moral argument for the existence of God and to cross-examine the prisoner.' 'Med din tillatelse Mor vil jeg kynna mitt siddferddislegt rifrildi fyrir Gudds tilvera og for undersooke fangen paa tvers.' 'Certainly, Sister Athena the Court and the whole world and the Queen Goddess Herself awaits your Cross Examination!'. 'Sikkert, Sooster Athena domstol og hele verden og Regina Gudinnen selv venter paa din korsundersookelse! Sister Eva strode over to Davenport who sat there in the prisoner's box shivering in just his underpants He had already been demolished by her in the first Cross Examination and he dreaded the prospect of another demolition and humiliation at her hands ,especially as throughout the Cross Examination he would be in agony while Sister Marisa the Court Bailiff held him tightly by the neck in her latex gloved hand! Sister Eva spoke to the Court in English and Norselandic. 'The argument I propose Mother Athena and ladies and gentlemen is as follows; 1.If God does not exist there are no objective moral values or duties. 2.Objective vales and duties do exist. 3.Therefore God exists 'Rifrildi jeg foreslaar Mor Athena og mine damer og herrer er som foolger; 1.Hvis Gudd ikke vera til , er det ingen hlutl�gur siddferddislegt verdier eller plikter. 2. Hlutl�gur verdier og plikter eru till.. 3.Bess vegna eru till Gudd. She then turned to Davenport and towered over him with her massively superior height and build "Davenport I am quite prepared to admit that unbelievers like you can lead moral lives. 'Yet the question before this Court is quite simple -can there be good without God?' 'Well I err believe err Sister Eva that moral values are just social conventions part of our herd instinct that we have developed as a result of Evolution like driving on the right side of the road.". "So, Davenport you are seriously telling this Court that you do not believe there are binding and objective moral values and duties independent of our opinion that have an objective basis? "No err certainly Sister Eva I don't believe in absolute moral beliefs like your religious people who believe it is perfectly acceptable to stone women to death for adultery! he yelled out trying to sound so clever. Sister Marisa grabbed him by the neck again and dug her nails once more into his skin causing blood to flow once more down his stomach. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! 'Don't you date speak to Sister Eva in that tone of voice you scumbag!' 'PPLESSASSSEEEE NNNO MOOREEEEE SSSISSTER MMARISA!!!! He was now blubbering like a little baby as she realised, he could not cope with any opposition mental or physical and that he really was just a complete and total wimp. As tears rolled down his face Sister Eva held him by the throat in her latex gloved hands. 'You only demonstrate your total ignorance to the world Davenport! In our Nation Norseland there is no such crime as adultery as there is no such thing as marriage! If you want to read what Christ said on adultery read John 8 1-11.you worm brained fake!' YEESSS SISTER EVA! he blubbered hysterically. Sister Eva decided to put him through some serious Glove Smothering as her one hand covered his mouth while the other covered his forehead as he was now having real trouble breathing, Sister Marisa carried holding him by the neck her finger nails digging hard into his skin 'Do you accept Davenport many philosophers such as Sorley believed that the existence of morality was a good argument for God's existence? She took her hand away from his mouth as tears carried on rolling down his face. He really was in too much pain to give her a sensible answer. 'Err Sister Eva I've never heard of him I'm just a Darwinian evolutionist not a philosopher' he groaned as she held him by the nose squeezing it hard with her other hand. 'I can see you are not Davenport or can argue rationally that's why I demolished you when I cross examined you in the argument from Design and the Cosmological argument 'she shouted in his face as she began to squeeze his nose hard again so he could hardly breathe, 'Davenport Sorley maintained that there was an objective moral order that is independent of us and is the natural order of things!'she shouted in his face as she continued with her agonising Glove Smothering. He could hardly speak he was now in such pain. 'I err believe Sister Eva that morality comes from our herd morality based on Evolution! he whined just able to repeat a few phrases as he was now becoming incapable of rational thought. He began to cry even more as her razor sharp now dug into his Adam's apple. 'Davenport the science that you profess is morally neutral. According to your scientific view values do not exist they are just illusions in our minds.' He was now prepared to agree to anything she said. He just wanted her Glove Smothering torment to end. He could not stand any more pain. 'According to Evolution Davenport moral values are just a by-product of our biological conditioning, just as a troop of baboons are capable of exhibiting cooperative behaviour within their troop. Your hero Darwin stated in the Descent of Man that if men were reared in the same conditions as a hive of bees then unmated females would kill their brothers and mothers would kill their female daughters! 'I put it to your Davenport that if there is no God then man is just an ape like creature like a baboon and there is no morality at all!' Davenport was quite prepared now to agree to absolutely anything to end this Glove Smothering Hell and mental torture he was going through. He had lost the will to live and any real conviction in his beliefs in Evolution at all, 'Bur err Sister Eva is um something good just because God wills it? he whined attempting to salvage his case. Her gloved hand went over his mouth once again as it was now impossible to breathe and he felt he was going to pass out any second now. She continued to push her latex gloved hands all over his face digging her nails into every millimetre of his skin as his agony was now unbearable 'You are not very original Davenport are you your fraud, that is the Euthyphro Dilemma. The� Euthyphro Dilemma� is found in� Plato's dialogue� Euthyphro.' '� Socrates� asks� Euthyphro, "Is the� pious loved by the� gods� because it is pious, or is it pious because it is loved by the gods?" 'The answer to the dilemma Davenport is quite simple even to a pea brained fraud like you! 'God must will something because it is good as his nature is the standard of goodness His nature is what defines what is good 'When an atheist liken you demands if God will support child abuse it is like asking if there were a square circle what would be its area?' Sister Eva took her hand away from his face and left him sitting there a quivering mental nervous wreck who had once been a proud Professor of Biology at Oxford University. He began to wail just like a little child in front of the Court and the whole world at the top of his voice WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!, Mother Athena addressed Sister Eva across the Court in English and Norselandic 'You have done a wonderful job demolishing the prisoner Sister Eva! 'Du har gjort en fraab�rt starf med aa rive fangen Sooster Eva! PROCEED WITH YOUR NEXT CROSS EXAMINATION!! 'FORTSETTES MED DIN NESTE KRYSEKKSAMEN !! Any comments to norselandic@hotmail.com TO BE CONTINUED