SISTER EVA THE WARRIOR NUN HUMILIATES THE PRISONER  
by Hamlet



Sister Eva stood before the Catechision Court looking as imperious as ever
dressed in her Warrior Nun's uniform of shiny black latex, high heeled boots
and long latex gloves

She stood in front of an enormous audience at the Court at St Agatha's Convent
in Eastry in Kent England, a Trial that was being relayed across the whole
world and resembled the International Criminal Court in the Hague.

'Ladies and gentlemen as you can see, I have just started to ruthlessly cross
examine the prisoner Roland Davenport here, I have proved beyond reasonable
doubt that his argument for atheism is a complete failure even if we should
concede all its steps.'

'Yet in fact all these steps are patently false.'

'Take one of these steps for instance. His claim that in his book God Does Not
Exist that one is not justified in inferring design as the best explanation of
the complex order of the universe because that raises the new problem of who
designed the designer.'

She walked over to the prisoner Roland Davenport who was strapped to a chair
dressed only in his underpants that revealed his wretched weedy body to the
Court and to the world. He was still in agony as Sister Marisa the Court
Bailiff continued to wank him remorselessly in her powerful leather gloved
hand intending him to ejaculate again in his underpants in front of the whole
world.

Sister Eva stood right over the wretched prisoner Davenport feeling nothing
but contempt and derision for him.

She suddenly grabbed him by the neck right in front of the whole Court. She
was determined to humiliate him mentally and physically Meanwhile Sister
Marisa continued to wank him mercilessly from behind.

'So, Davenport you academic fraud, your argument is totally flawed on two
counts I will deal with the first one now. I know you are a biologist and not
a philosopher and do not really understand philosophy or theology.'

'Don't you realise that to recognise an explanation as the best explanation
one does not have to have an explanation of the explanation?

'Hmm I don't understand.' he whimpered as her razor-sharp nail dug into his
throat.

Suddenly her f nails dug even harder into his throat as he let out a piercing
yell for all the world to hear.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

'Suppose that archaeologists were digging in the earth and discovered things
looking like arrowheads and pottery shards. Would they be justified in
inferring that these artefacts are not the chance results of chance or of
sedimentation?'

'No err Sister Eva but I'm a Darwinian evolutionist and I don't believe in
chance either.'

Suddenly Sister Marisa's hand went crashing across his face

SLAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

'PPLEASE NO MMORREEEE!!

'Do not state that you are a Darwinian evolutionist again or my hand really
will go crashing across your stupid face!' yelled Sister Marisa.

Mother Athena interjected

'As the Mother Superior and Presiding Judge in this Court I forbid you to
mention the word 'Darwinian evolutionist' again Davenport! If you do, I will
gag you and have you tied to the Strapado!'

'Also, I cannot stand your blubbering and neither can the audience in this
courtroom. Remember this Trial is being relayed across the world and people do
not want to see a grown man a Professor of Biology at Oxford wailing like a
4-year-old child Is that understood Davenport?'

'YYEESS MMPOTHER ATHENA he stuttered as tears were rolling down his cheeks.

'Sister Eva you may continue with your cross examination!'

Sister Eva continued to hold him hard by the throat.

'You would conclude quite rationally Davenport that these artefacts were the
products of some unknown group of people even though you had no explanation of
exactly who these people were or where they came from!

'YYEESS SISYTER EVA' he whimpered tears still rolling down his cheeks
realising he was now incapable of arguing rationally at all as he was being
totally humiliated by the two Warrior Nuns.

'The point is Davenport that in order to recognise which is the best
explanation one need not be able to explain the explanation. In fact,
requiring to one do so would lead to infinite regress.'

'That is why I as a Warrior Nun believe in an undesigned Designer!'

'DO YOU UNDERSTAND DAVENPORT? 'she screamed in his face.

She began to squeeze his adams apple hard in her latex gloved fingers.

'YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SISRTER EVAAA!!!!!!!

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