Sister Ava Black and Bulent
by Hamlet



Sister Ava Black suddenly emerged from the corner at the restaurant .All of
them looked in terror at the sight of this enormous Black Woman towering above
them dressed in red leather. With one movement She brought the cat o nine
tails hard down on the table.

CRAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!

They all stood up and walked right back against the wall.She could tell like
all criminals they were really just cowards who only picked on people who were
afraid of them. They knew that they had at last met their match.All of them
just stood there sweating.!

Recep stood next to me and translated for Her.

'Right you f---g bunch of arseholes.Your period of crime has definitely come
to an end!You are all some of the most repulsive bunch of trash I have ever
seen.I am going to kill all 3 of you if its the last thing I ever do!'

'Now which one of you will be first.I'm going to fight all 3 of you.The fight
will take place in the street as I don't want Recep's restaurant to be damaged
. You've caused enough damage and misery.Also I want the crowds in the street
to witness you all getting beaten and killed!'

'Right let's go outside!'

' F---moronlar demet g değil.Regl su� kesinlikle bir sona erdi!T�m bazı
hayatımda g�rd�ğ�m en iğren� grup ��p.Yapacağım son şey olsa sizin t�m
3 �ld�receğim!' ' Şimdi İ�inizden hangi-ecek var olmak ilk.T�m 3 kavga
etmeyeceğim.Recep'in Restoran zarar istemiyorum gibi m�cadele sokak
ger�ekleşecek. Yeterince hasar ve sefalet neden oldum.Ayrıca t�m dayak
�ld�rd� ve tanık kalabalık sokakta istiyorum!' 'Tamam dışarı �ıkalım!'

They hesitated at first not knowing what to do.With one swift movement She put
Her cat o nine tails around Bulent' neck.She squeezed and he began yelling
with pain.

'You'd better come outside now or I will just strangle him to death now!'

Recep translated for her

Dışarı şimdi gelsen iyi olur ya da sadece şimdi �lene kadar onu
boğazlamak!'

They all knew that She meant exactly what She said.

She dragged Bulent onto the street.The 2 Bulgarians Koniev and Aliev walked
behind Her knowing the fate that awaited them.As She pulled him outside a
large crowd had gathered.It was clear that here in Istanbul they had never
seen one Woman fight 3 men.

She walked outside and stood in front of all 3 of them.She released the cat
from Bulent neck.He was clearly in great pain and knew just how strong She was
.

'Well you guys you're all supposed to be such big tough Mafiosi. Surely you're
capable of beating just one Woman. There are 3 of you and just one of me.Just
to make it fairer on you I will just use My fists and legs.You can use any
weapons you like .I won't even use My cat!'

Peki siz size konum t�m b�y�k b�yle sert mafya olması gerekiyordu.
Kesinlikle bir kadın yenmek i�in yeteneğine sahip. Siz ���n�z ve benim bir
tanecik vardır.Sadece bunu daha adil �zerinde etmek ben sadece benim yumruk
ve bacaklar kullanır.Herhangi bir silah kullanabilirsiniz.Hatta kedim
kullanmayacağım!'

She gave the cat to Recep who stood besides Her.She moved back to Bulent who
was shaking with fear just at the sheer size Her.He was pretending to be tough
in front of his friends and the crowd that was getting even larger.They had
never seen a spectacle like this in their lives!

'Well Bulent I said you're first.Why don't you attack Me.I'm unarmed .You can
use any weapon you like'!

He began to pull out a large flick knife from his pocket.His hands were
shaking.She could hear Koniev shout out.Recep translated for Her.

'Why don't you shove that knife into the Black Cow!'

Neden yok sen sok o bı�ağı siyah ineğe!'

'No one but no one calls Me a Black Cow and ever gets away with it.I will deal
with you later you bastard!' She yelled at him standing right in front of his
ugly face.

Hi� kimse ama hi� kimse bana bir siyah inek der ve şimdiye kadar uzağa
gidemez.Seninle ilgilenecek daha sonra pi� kurusu

As She turned round She could see that Bulent had made a pathetic attempt to
lunge the knife at Her .It was a total failure.With one swift movement She
brought Her fist hard down and knocked it right out of his hand.She could hear
his bones crack as he let out a piercing scream that could probably be heard
half way across Istanbul

YAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

She held him by the neck in my leather gloved hands He could see my hand come
backwards.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! 'he yelled as he saw it move hard towards his face.

The fist moved really hard with full force into his face.His face exploded as
teeth blood and bones came pouring out.It was clear he had lost almost all his
teeth and the bones in his nose were totally smashed to pieces.

'Lights out Bulent!'

He saw me bring back Her leather clad fist even harder.With one mighty blow
She smashed it hard into his windpipe.She heard the all too familiar sound of
broken bone as her fist had completely destroyed the windpipe.He let out
another piercing yell.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

He fell onto the ground in a dead bloody heap!

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