Sheila arrives
by Hamlet



Cliff sat at the breakfast table at their home in Grantham Lincolnshire
absolutely livid as usual, intimidating his much smaller wife Sandra who was
cringing before him.

'Does that Norsi cow think we should meet her at the airport? I told you I
don't want to hear any more about that f-------g country and you go and invite
that Norsi bitch friend of yours! You tell me she so wealthy and what a
fantastic apartment she has there when you went over to that f---------g
country. Well if she's so wealthy why can't she share some f-------g riches
with us? .You know I stay at home and make my models all day and have hardly
made any money out of it at all, The only money we have is the income from
that job you have from that job in the theatre which hardly keeps me in beer
money let alone anything else!'

'Please Cliff do be pleasant to Her. You know we were really good friends when
I went over to Norseland and stayed with Her in Vokksehamm. She's really
wealthy like almost everyone in Her Nation but She does come from a very
affluent society and runs a very successful PC software business.'

'Look I don't want to hear about that f---g country again! You never stop
talking about it and that Norsi harridan and those men with huge cocks ever
since you retuned home two weeks ago leaving me alone to do my own cooking as
well! Don't you dare go back that f----g country and I don't want to hear
about those men in leather again !'

'All right Cliff it's just that the Norse Men there do look quite amazing
dressed totally in black leather.'

'I must go to work now, Don't worry I will be at home in time to do the
cleaning and cooking. You could always look for some job offers er Cliff.' she
said as she became wet between the legs at the very memory of a muscular
leather clad Norse Man penetrating her senseless.

'Don't worry but you wont catch me slaving away for peanutsl And remember I
want steak tonight as it's Monday and I want it well done too!'

She remembered how she had met Shelia and could not wait for Her to arrive
from Norseland if only to save her from the life of domestic misery she had to
endure with Cliff. She had seen an advertisement for the NAS (Norselandic
Admiration Society) in a women's magazine, advertising Norseland as a tropical
paradise full of gorgeous people. She was not sure where was on the map,
thinking like Cliff it was somewhere in Europe.

They both came from Grantham, which was a� market town� within the� South
Kesteven� district� of� Lincolnshire, England. It bestrode the London to
Edinburgh� East Coast Main Line� railway and the� River Witham, and was
bounded to the west by the� A1� main north-south road.

The town was best known as the birthplace of former Prime Minister� Margaret
Thatcher, and the place where� Isaac Newton� went to school, at The King's
School. Grantham was also notable for having the first female police officers
in the United Kingdom, notably� Edith Smith� in 1914.

They had met at the local Baptist church. She found him really handsome and
the star of the local football team Grantham Town. They married in a hurry as
she was desperate to move away from her parents. Eventually he had become self
employed as he was quite good with his hands making models and toys for
children. What she did not foresee was that he hated any kind of full time
work preferring to stay at home drinking and doing as little as possible,
while she became his domestic servant doing all the cleaning and his cooking
after a hard day at work.

She had managed to find Norseland in an atlas in the Pacific Ocean,which
showed it to be near Hawaii, She had told Cliff that she had never been out
of the England before and could they go on a holiday there? He replied in his
usual arrogant way that he did not know where the f----g place was and she
could go there on her own if she wanted, as long as he left plenty of ready
cooked meaks in the fridge for him.

She then met up with a friend at work Laura who was a member of the NAS
(Norselandic Admiration Society). Laura said she had a great time at the NAS
and really recommended it to anyone. Sandra had just visited a Norselandic
restaurant in London the Viking Heaven, where she had been to a barbecue where
they had huge meals with every type of meat and fish and line dancing. She
also recalled how wonderful and sexy the Norse Men were with Their blonde hair
dressed in tight black leather and Their huge muscles and protruding members.

She eventually told Laura that She wanted to go to a meeting of the NAS. They
eventually went to their first meeting seeing it as a way of getting out of
Grantham just over to London 100 miles away. They found the hotel in where
meetings of the NAS were held quite near the Viking Heaven

They went to a meeting one night at the conference room. There were at least
100 people attending almost all women with some men desperate for a Norse Man
and Woman, having heard so much about Them and Their sexy reputation. The
meeting was addressed by a Norse Man whose name was Kristen . He looked so
gorgeous being so well built and tall dressed in a Cow Person outfit of a
leather jacket, gloves, leather hat, black silk scarf, skin tight leather
pants and black shiny boots. Next to Him was His Partner Sheila also dressed
totally in leather who was slightly bigger than Him, as Norse Women were
nearly always bigger than the Men. They both looked very much alike with Their
long blonde hair, except that His bulge was between His legs whereas Hers was
on Her chest!

He talked all about the benefits of NAS membership including discounted prices
at Norselandic restaurants, social events, the possibility of spending a night
with a Norse Man or Norse Woman, courses in Norselandic and discounted
holidays in Norseland! By the end Sandra was totally transfixed and listened
in respectful silence gazing at Him in adoration as Kristen spoke in excellent
English that was better than most English people. She was desperate to escape
from the cold and travel to the warmth of a holiday in Norseland and for the
big arms of a Norse Man like Kristen,

While He spoke she could not take her eyes off Him especially His massive p
member that was so visible under His leather pants! She had an orgasm by the
time he had finished speaking and obtained his autograph .She also found out
where he lived which was a city in Risero Province called Vokksehamm.At the
end of the meeting she was too shy to talk to him but spoke to Shaila who
became her friend. They soon exchanged numbers and She invited her to
Vokksehamm while Sandra invited Her to Grantham to stay whenever She wanted.

After Sandra had met Kristen she could not forget him masturbating at night
hoping Cliff would not notice. She begged Cliff to take her on holiday to
Norseland. He kept moaning that he knew nothing about the ' f-------g country
except that all their women looked like Dolly Partons'.He also said the fare
would be too high. She knew that he was very tight with money and said that as
she was a member of NAS she could get there for only £500 return each by
Norse Air, he replied that he was not prepared to travel on one of 'These
f----g foreign airlines even if it was cheaper' and that she could go alone.
God he was so prejudiced she thought !

She then contacted Sheila by e mail who told Her that she was welcome to stay
who Her in Vokksehamm.She could not watt to travel there and to see Sheila's
Partner Kristen again.

Before she bought their ticket she had to be interviewed at the Embassy in
London.She did her best to look smart The fond memories of Kristen made her
wet with excitement.

She interviewed by a SIO (Senior Immigration Officer). She was much taller
than her with long flowing blonde hair dressed in a black leather uniform with
a crop at Her side. She had never seen a woman of Her stature before. She
treated her like a little girl during the Interview. She had a wealth of
information about her that had been gathered by the ROJ Royal Overseas Judges)
and the RIS (Royal Immigration Service) on Their massive Database.She knew all
about their unhappy married life and the fact that she worked so hard while
Cliff stayed at home idling his life way, In fact the intelligence of the ROJ
was so extensive that They could almost tell what she had for breakfast every
day!

As a result of the Interview She was given a Conditional Visa .This meant that
while she was in Norseland Her activities would be watched very carefully. She
would be given a very strict Sponsor Sheila who would look after her every day
like a Mother to her.

Before she left for Gatwick airport Cliff had shouted at her
'You can stay with that Norsi bitch! I don't want to go to that f----g
country.You can go there on your own to that fascist hole! You've always been
a fascist just like your dear daddy!' he shouted at her knowing her father had
been a very right-wing Conservative counsellor in Grantham.

Meanwhile while Sandra was reminiscing he was lying in the armchair at home
reading the Sun, which was what did every day. He was under the illusion that
Shelia might offer him a job in Her Company.

Suddenly the doorbell rang, as he was about to doze off.

RRRIIINNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

He got up from the chair swearing to himself.

'Surely it can't be that Norsi cow.I"m sure her letter said she was coming
tomorrow.'

He opened the door and standing before him stood a gigantic muscular Glamazon
who towered right over him, dressed in a long shiny black leather trench coat,
high heeled boots, leather gloves and a fur hat. He could see Her blonde hair
coming down Her shoulders.

She spoke to him with sneering contempt.

'HELLO CLIFF YOU LAZY BASTARD! TAKING A MIDDAY NAP?

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