Rianna the therapist
by Hamlet



As Rianna Benningson stood over Her wretched client Geoff She really believed
that Neuro Linguisic Corrective Programming (NLCP) was by far the most
effectiveive Therapy possible especially for alcoholism and drug addiction .In
NLCP it was the only cure for these illnesses

It was based on the premise that the Therapist should control and direct the
patient by any means necessary, mainly by the use of physical force. The
Therapist was entitled to be as violent as necessary to the client, even to
the extent of maiming him/her for life

NLCP , unlike other therapies was then based on the simple premise that the
Therapist was right and superior to the client who is wrong and inferior in
every way. It was as simple as that. If the client was right he/she would not
need to go to the Therapist in the first place! It was far more responsible
than any other therapy as the Therapist assumed complete control over the
client's life by forcing him/her to sign a contract that effect. NLCP made the
client the property of the Therapist .The Therapist did not believe 'it's up
to the Patient' as most modern irresponsible therapy believed.

As a Mistress Pracitioner of NLCP Rianna had no use for methods such as AA
(Alcoholics Anonymous).What on earth was the point of sitting around telling
other people your problems? The point these people who are at AA did realise
was that it was only through pain and usually extreme pain that their
alcoholism could be cured.

What was worse AA believed that there was no cure for alcoholism. Read the
pamphlet 'Living Sober 'p 7 'Alcoholism is an incurable fatal progressive
disease'. What nonsense! NLCP believed that the alcoholic could and would be
cured or else! If he/she was given the choice between giving up drink or a
lifetime of beating and torture he/she would give up drink. The point was to
kill the desire. If the alcoholic began to associate drinking with pain,
he/she would eventually begin to hate the drink and avoid it altogether. She
had a good mind to go to the next AA meeting in Leyton East London and take it
over and force all the miserable losers there to take NLCP instead! She
believed it met Wednesday nights. She planned top go there and tell that bunch
of wasters to stop this useless 'treatment' and sign up for NLCP as Her
clients!

As a committed Churchgoer and staunch member of the RLC (Royal Lutheran
church) the only church effectively allowed in Her Nation Norseland .She did
not even drink tea or coffee as they both contained drugs. She believed God
had given Her a wonderful body and it was Her duty to maintain it in perfect
condition. The main reason why She had such a stunning body was because She
led such a healthy lifestyle and avoided all drugs completely. She also
believed that other people were of course God's creatures should not drink
alcohol either.

If She had Her way there would be total Prohibition once again in the USA and
in Britain too. In the United States (1920-1933) was the era during which the
United States Constitution outlawed the manufacture, transport, and sale of
alcoholic beverages. Selling, manufacturing, or transporting (including
importing and exporting) alcohol for beverage purposes was prohibited by the
Eighteenth Amendment.

She would bring in phased Prohibition as in the USA whereby no one could drink
more than 24 units a week as was the Law in Norseland.If anyone exceeded that
they would be prevented from drinking altogether just like in Her Nation where
there was no such thing as alcoholism as people were health fanatics and the
overwhelming majority did not drink at all

She would then issue an order reducing this to 20 until the final order which
would be 0 as the the British could not cure their drinking and so had to be
prohibited from drinking altogether . Every pub and bar would have to do a tab
on each customer .No one could drink more than 3 pints (6 units) in one
evening and just like in Her Nation drink would only be served with food.

She looked at the wretched body of Her client Geoff .His whole life had been
ruined by alcohol. He was very miserable , had fallen sick and had lost his
job. Other treatments had failed miserably such as AA and Rehab. In fact they
had made him worse-not surprising when at AA you're surrounded by a bunch of
alcoholics.In absolute desperation he had turned to NLCP as the only treatment
that would work.

In this Session She had already beaten him soundly as well as giving him a
good wanking-this was particularly necessary to check whether he was suffering
from Brewers Droop! She was now going to make him keep a record of every time
he thought about drinking.Her intention was to give him a beating for every
single time he thought about a drink. She would order him to keep a diary in
which he would write down every single time he thought about drinking, which
She l would inspeNLCP in the next Session .Don't worry in 6 weeks time he
would never even think about drinking ever again!

'Geoff We will now move on to the next technique of NLCP Reframing!'

Reframing was common to a number of therapies and was not original to NLCP.
Reframing worked through "changing the way you perceive an event and so
changing the meaning. When the meaning changes, responses and behaviors will
also change. Reframing with language allows you to see the world in a
different way and these changes the meaning. Reframing is the basis of jokes,
myths, legends, fairy tales and most creative ways of thinking." There are
examples in children's literature. Pollyanna would play The Glad Game whenever
she felt down about life, to remind herself of the things that she could do,
and not worry about the things she couldn't

'You will now memorise this leaflet I am giving you Six Reasons for Not
Drinking'

'Don't worry Geoff .after my treatment you will lead a Godly, Righteous and
most importantly SOBER life!

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