Rianna by Hamlet Rianna Benningsson sat in Her office in Colchester Road Leyton East London waiting for Her first client. She was now a fully qualified Neuro Linguistic Corrective Programmer (NLCP) .She had only just moved from Ljungnamo in Norseland to London in where She had a Practice with Her Friend and Colleague Domatella. She had come to the UK because in Her own Nation the population were relatively healthy mentally as well as physically and there were not the numbers of depressives, alcoholics and drug abusers that there were in the UK and other countries. Just as the Sisters of Mercy or the Warrior Nuns were determined to spread the Norselandic religion the RLC (The Royal Lutheran Church) with The Queen Goddess as its Head throughout the world and the Health Rangers were determined to spread Norselandic physical health (SEE MARGARETHE THE YOGA INSTRUCTOR) so were the NLCPs determined to spread Norselandic mental health throughout the world.Closely working with the Norselandic Security forces such as the Justice Leaugue and the Royal Overseas Judges too were the Black Scorpions an organization of tough Black Women dedicated to the total eradication of crime throughout the world (SEE THE BLACK AVENGERS). Rianna was determined to spread NLCP England where She knew there was serious mental health problems and drink problems and alcoholism were rife. She looked so gorgeous sitting there at Her chair in Her low cut black leather cat suit that revealed Her curvaceous muscular arms Her long blonde platinum hair that went right down Her shoulders that made Her look so stunning. She was wearing knee length high-heeled boots with six inch pointed heels that made Her look so tall and statuesque. She completed the effect by wearing skin-tight leather gloves. She also wore a crop around Her waist to instil total fear into Her clients. She had just moved into Leyton . Leyton was an area of east London and part of the London Borough of Waltham Forest, located 6.2 miles (10 km) north-east of Charing Cross. It bordered Walthamstow and Leytonstone in Waltham Forest, Stratford in the London Borough of Newham and Homerton and Lower Clapton in the London Borough of Hackney. The district, which included part of the Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park that hosted the 2012 Olympic Games as well as Leyton Orient Football Club, had many shops and restaurants, although it iwas predominantly residential. It consisted of mainly terraced houses built between 1870 and 1910, interspersed with some modern housing estates. Many of the high-rise council blocks that formerly dominated the skyline have been demolished over the past 15 years Leyton had some crime hotspots designated as high crime areas according to Metropolitan Police crime mapping data, notably in the area between Temple Mills Lane and the High Road. Certain locations within that area had seen dispersal orders introduced in a bid to reduce crime. Like many urban areas, Leyton had its problems with crime and street gangs. This was something unknown to Her as She came from a Nation where crime was non existent and She realized She lived in a very dangerous area but could still handle Herself easily She had in front of Her the file of Her first client. His name was Geoff and he was a very serious alcoholic having tried every single treatment possible. It seemed as if nothing could cure him. He would stop for a short time and then go back and become even worse than ever binge drinking until he was almost dead. Most existing treatments as far as She was concerned were totally ineffective and focused on helping people discontinue their alcohol intake, followed up with life training and/or social support in order to help them resist a return to alcohol use. An example of this kind of treatment was detoxification followed by a combination of supportive therapy, attendance at self-help groups, and ongoing development of coping mechanisms. The treatment community for alcoholism typically supported an abstinence-based zero tolerance approach; however, there were some who promoted a harm-reduction approach as well. As far as She was concerned NLCP was the only effective treatment or else the disease which would become progressively worse if it was not treated soon Geoff had started by using detoxification to no effect. Detoxification or 'detox' for alcoholics was an abrupt stop of alcohol drinking coupled with the substitution of drugs that had similar effects to offset the withdrawal symptoms. Benzodiazepines were the most common family of drugs used for this, followed by barbiturates. He had also tried group therapy but had left after a few weeks feeling worse than ever he had been to AA (Alcoholics Anonymous) but had left after a few weeks feeling worse than ever He has read Her advertisement in the local paper the Waltham Forest Guardian RIANNA BENNINGSSSON I have just arrived in the UK from Norseland and have set up My own Practice here in Leyton London. I am a Neuro Linguistic Corrective Therapist, Weight Control Expert, World Renowned Champion Top Clas Bodybuilder and Athlete' I am a Trainer of Hypnosis and Life Change Therapy and run Courses for accreditation in Therapy and Sport Therapy as well as Seminars in assertiveness and motivation. I also do Individual and team achievement training. I deal especially with alcoholism drug addiction depression, loss of confidence and general mental alertness issues. Mistress Practitioner in NLCP, Hypnotherapy and Time Management Therapy Expert in eating disorders, obsessional behaviours, stress and worry conditions and general conduct problems. Also assertiveness issues and motivation expert. The Therapy work that I practice is completely centered on and based on completely changing you. It is all worked out on how you react, your personality composition, your ideas about your world and yourself. I have in fact found new methods due to having to understand the client's needs I believe in using all techniques possible to changing the personality including the use of extreme physical force and corporal punishment according to My view of the world as the correct one which is why it is called Neuro Linguistic Corrective Programming. I believe in using very stricT methods, I believe that in order to be an effective Therapist You must use your techniques and therapy and adapt them to the client. Yes, it can be terrifying, mind destroying and upsetting most of the time but that is how You develop Your own cures and so provide a constantly improving and developing treatment for your clients. The truth is; I AM THE BOSS AND YOU OBEY! The areas that I am expert in are worry and stress, severe a behaviour problems and drug and alcohol addictions. From years of working with athletes and also competing and winning Myself, I can also provide a very effective weight loss program, which I have now developed into a course. . So, if you think that you need to address those problems right now, make the changes today and if you want to move on from the inadequate and failed position where you stand at this moment, contact Me and get you where you want to be with Me leading you as the Therapist who will be your guide and role model! The Therapies From far reaching training and experience with so many clients over time I have been able to create some of the most effective Therapy available in the world today. Using techniques of Hypnosis and Time Management Therapy, all of which I am a Mistress Practitioner in, I can normally solve or totally reduce the problems and inadequacies you are suffering today using any method I see fit including extreme force and violence if necessary to solve your problems and if necessary beat them out of you. With My main clinic based in Ljungnamo in the Queen Dom of Norseland I have come to the UK to help you with your problems, as NLCP is the most effective treatment ever known. WHAT IS NLCP? NLCP explained simply, is based on understanding the pattern you have for certain behaviours and then changing it using forceful physical force and extreme violence if necessary. Careful and thorough work with the client is done to identify the patterns and the reason for those patterns and then to break them completely using varying techniques that involve punishing the patient and driving out all the ghosts of the past by making the client feel extreme pain if necessary as a means of changing the behavioUr forever Hypnosis This is not getting people to run around running like chickens! Hypnosis is in fact a state of complete relaxation. You are always aware of everything going on around you but I will force you to do ANYTHING I want you to do want to do as you will be totally under My control. Time Management Corrective Therapy This was discovered by a Norselandic therapist Dr Lara Vangergaard and is very useful for clients needing to lose negative emotions that are restricting them. It helps you into lose unnecessary negative emotions that are possibly creating further negative behaviours you are trying really hard to give up by threatening you with severe punishments if you do not. This is hugely helpful for addictions and many of the more serious problems. The combination of all the Therapies provides happy, efficient and effective results for clients who want to change now and create a new exciting future under My guidance. ALL ABOUT YOU The Therapy work that I do is completely based on you. It concentrates on how you react, your personality make up, your beliefs about your world and yourself all of which are almost completely wrong and confused. So, if you believe that you need to address those issues right now, realise what an inadequate worm you really are, make the changes today and want to move on from where the dead end you are at this moment, contact ME NOW and let's get you where you and I want you to be! GENERAL RULES 1. I expect all clients to arrive on time exactly 2. All clients to bring any medication they are taking 3. All clients to wash thoroughly before arrival, as I will want to examine you thoroughly 4. All clients to show total obedience and submission, as I am the Therapist and you are the clients. 5. All clients too address me as Madame Rianna at all times. 6. Clients to expect physical punishment as part of the Therapy for there own good. Do not be too frightened before arrival .I will decide what punishment to give you based on your needs state of physical fitness etc Just realize it is being done for your own good and submit to whatever punishment I give you THE THERAPIST Am I unnecessarily cruel? Of course not, I am very kind and considerate and My actions in punishing you hard and often prove that I am, truly, kind and considerate. I am determined to help you and cure you and rid you of your problems by beating them out of you. If I were cruel and uncaring I would not punish you, I would let you do what you like and let you run wild. If I let you run wild you would soon be in trouble with the law and end up in court or on skid row as a drug addict and, no doubt, prison. It would be very cruel of me to let you follow that path. However, because I am kind-hearted, I am willing to teach you the error of your ways and show you that you're not beyond redemption. And I shall teach you! Believe Me, and you will learn. I will teach you a lesson you will not forget! WARNING-PHYSICAL AND VERBAL HUMILIATION I am more than happy to spend My time to instill strict discipline in you no matter how many strokes of the cane and crop it takes. See how kind I am! I warn you NLCP involves extensive verbal humiliation. I will abuse you.I will insult you. I will offend you. I will mistreat you. And you are going to take it! I hope it hurts your feelings because as a Therapist I do not like you as you are as a depressive or alcoholic .In fact; no one likes you! If you re politically correct and easily offended then you had better read this page before applying for Therapy very, very carefully because this will offend you. I shall insult you regarding your nationality as an Oslander and that I am a superior Norselander,your politics, your ancestors, your family,your faith, your principles, your beliefs, your impotency, My supremacy,your inferiority, your lack of knowledge, your incompetence, you are a pathetic you worm, useless, inept, clumsy, the size and ugliness of yourpenis, that you are ugly, unclean, foul, tainted, that you "ain't fromround ere", that you are irrelevant, inconsequential, unimportant,insignificant, I will shout abuse at you in your face, curse you, call you names, intimidate you, tease you, torment you, taunt you and turn you into a complete mental and physical wreck. I want to physically humiliate you by forcing you to kiss/lick My boots,act as a servant, as a footstool, do My housework, wear slave attachments, make you masturbate for My amusement, make you sing hymns, act like a dog I will make a monkey out of you. You will be slapped across the face,kicked, spat on, trodden on and I have only just started! Fair Minded and Egalitarian Rianna You may think Me a bigot for insulting your cherished beliefs and nationality; you may think Me abusive for hurting your feelings; you may think Me offensive for insulting your politics and religion but I am truly fair-minded and egalitarian because as a client coming to Me you are worthless! Did you really think I should treat you better than anyone else? Who's the bigot now? Her telephone rang .It was Her Assistant Therapist the gorgeous Erik Blaastervugd whom She would use on Her female clients as he was an expert in psychosexual techniques, which basically meant Screwing and Cock Therapy. RIANNA YOUR CLIENT HAS ARRIVED!