Riana lectures on NLCT
by Hamlet



Riana Bjorgegaard stood in front of an audience at the Senate House of the
university of London to address over 1000 leading academics and psychiatrists
o the efficacy of NLCT.

Now a fully qualified Neuron Linguistic Corrective Therapist (CT) having only
just moved from Pedersborg in Norseland to London in where She had opened a
Practice with Her Friend and Colleague the Black Scorpion Mistress Treasura .

Rhianna had come to the UK because in Her own Nation the population were
relatively healthy mentally as well as physically extremely healthy and there
were not the no depressives, alcoholics and drug abusers that there were in
the UK and other countries.

Just as the Sisters of Mercy or the Warrior Nuns were determined to spread the
Norselandic religion the RLC (The Royal Lutheran Church) with The Queen
Goddess as its Head throughout the world and the Health Rangers were
determined to spread Norselandic physical health, so were the Corrective
Therapists the (CTs) determined to spread Norselandic mental health throughout
the world. Rhianna was determined to travel next to the USA where there was a
serious drink problem and where domestic violence, alcoholism and depression
were rife.

She looked so gorgeous sitting there at Her chair in Her low cut black leather
Cat suit that revealed Her curvaceous muscular arms Her long Blonde platinum
hair that went right down Her shoulders that made Her look so stunning. She
was wearing knee length high-heeled boots with six inch pointed heels that
made Her look so tall and statuesque. She completed the effect by wearing
skin-tight leather gloves. She also wore a crop around Her waist to instil
total fear into Her clients and the audience

The title of Her speech to the assembled academics was The Superiority of
NLCT.she was determined to prove that NLCT was the most effective method
available for treating depression, alcholism and drug abuse that were so
common in the UK and Western Europe. She was also determined to refute the
objections of academics in particular Professor Alan Hodges of London
University. He believed that the balance of scientific evidence revealed NLCT
to be a largely discredited� pseudoscience? Scientific review she believed
cantons numerous factual errors, [and failed produce the results asserted by
proponent. Sociologists� and� anthropologists""amongst others""had categorized
NLCT as a quasi-religion belonging to the� New Age� and/or� Human Potential
Movements. Some such as Professor Hodges had called for NLCT to be banned from
the UK proponents such as Rhiana and Mistress Treasua to be deported back to
Norseland.

Rhianna stood before the audience looking so formidable and inspiring. Next to
Her sat Her Colleague the Black Scorpion Mistress treasura Saunders who looked
almost as stunning dressed from head to toe in black leather. She has been a
practicing and experienced Dominatrix in the USA in Chicago all Her life. Yet
like many intelligent Dominatrices She had become fed up with beating up and
'dominating' clients who were paying for Her services. She wanted to practice
some work where Her great intelligence and physical power would be rewarded.
She was now a qualified Neuro Linguistic Corrective Therapy Practitioner.

Behind Rhianna nervously sat her first client Simon whom Rhianna believed She
had cured him from alcoholism and drug addiction. Behind Mistress Treasura
equally nervously sat Her client Christopher whom She had cured from manic
depression. They would both be paraded before the sudience as guinea pigs as
perfect examples of the efficacy of NLCT

'Good morning Ladies and Gentlemen and welcome to My lecture on NLCT. In My
Nation Norseland NLP Neuro Linguistic Programming has been combined with
Corrective Therapy by the world famous Practitioner of CT Dr Lara Vangergaard.
She had combined the two to call it NLCT (Neuron Linguistic Programming and
Corrective Therapy). CT is a method of therapy that uses physical power over
the patient by the Therapist in which the Therapist( or The Rapist) would beat
and use extreme physical force over the patient if necessary.

Neuro-Linguistic Programming (NLP) is a set of techniques, axioms and beliefs
that adherents use primarily as an approach to personal development. It is
based on the idea that mind, body and language interact to create an
individual's perception of the world and those perceptions, and hence
behaviours, can be changed by the application of a variety of techniques, in
particular through domination and corporal punishment. An important technique
is, "modeling" which involves the careful reproduction of the behaviours and
beliefs of those who have achieved personal excellence "such as the Therapist
and Practitioner.

The early focus of NLP was the study of the underlying patterns in the
language and techniques of noted and successful Therapists in hypnotherapy,
gestalt therapy and family therapy who were used as models for their patients.
The patterns discovered were adapted for general communication and for
effecting change.

. Hypnotherapy, psychotherapy and the human potential movement originally
influenced NLP. Its basic ideas were developed in the USA around 1973. Bandler
and Grinder originally focused on modeling the communication (verbal and
non-verbal) and thinking strategies of noted Psychotherapists. Grinder defined
NLP as "the study of excellence and how to reproduce it" the model of
excellence being the Practitioner who by definition is superior to Her client.
NLP author Robert Dilts calls the system "the study of the structure of
subjective experience". [

Practitioners then deal with personal issues like the reframing what they
consider to be negative beliefs, dealing with stage fright and simple phobias,
or depression or other problems such as alcoholism and drug addiction.

The Therapist is the model of the healthy person that the client is seeking to
emulate. She is involved in reprogramming the mind by using severe physical
force as well such as using the crop or the cane on the patient while so that
the patent associates drinking h extreme pain.

NLCT believes that the Therapist is right and superior to the client who is
wrong and inferior in every way. It is as simple as that. If the client was
Right he would not need to go to the Therapist in the first place! It is Far
more responsible than any other therapy as the Therapist assumes complete
control over the client's life by forcing him to sign a Contract that
effectively makes the Client the property of the Therapist .The Therapist does
not believe 'it's up To the Patient' as your irresponsible therapy believes..