THE EBONY DOMINA BEATS THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF TWO POLICEMEN by Hamlet Tina the bar maid could hear the commotion in the office as Goddess Raajah had dragged Mike the manager of the Goose in Grantham forcibly into the office in her huge leather gloved hands. She was terrified of this massive Woman who just walked into the pub as if she owned the place. She decided to call the Police as it was clear that this Woman was inflicting the most terrible agony on this pub owner. She made a call sweating in fear as she did so 'Hello is that Grantham Police Station? A crazy woman has just come into the pub appearing out of nowhere. She's huge Black Woman over 6 feet tall with black curly hair wearing a long black leather trench coat. You should send as many officers as possible as I'm sure she could handle herself!' 'All right we'll be right round. I do hope you're not making this up as its an offence to waste Police time!' She suddenly put the phone down as the Woman walked through dragging her victim behind her by the neck. He was screaming for all he was worth. As she walked past she went up to Tina who was standing by the bar looking totally petrified. 'So, what's your name then?' she said as she held Mike hard by the collar as he wailed with pain under the power of her leather-gloved hands 'Err Tina Miss ' she said quaking with gear at the sight of this massive Domini 'Let's get a few things straight right from the start Tina. I am the Boss Lady and the Ebony Dominie am also known as the Beautiful Big Bossy Brutal Boot Woman; Ms 5 Bs I like to be addressed properly as Goddess Rajah. I am your new Boss, and I am taking Mike here to the bank to withdraw my money from the cash machine, Just remember to do exactly as I order you to do, call me Goddess Rajah every time you speak to me and only speak when you're spoken to and we should get on very well.' 'Certainly, Goddess Rajah' she said her head bowed. Tina would be in serious trouble once Rajah had found out she had called the Police. Just as she was speaking a Police car pulled up outside and in rushed two Police. Rajah was really going to enjoy herself teaching these two weeds a lesson, as she was clearly so much bigger and stronger than they were They could see her holding the landlord in her hands as he was still wailing in pain 'Look will you release that man now We are arresting you for trespassing on private property and for assault' said one policeman who seemed a real weed with his silly pencil moustache. 'That's fine why don't you come and arrest me now come on put some handcuffs on me?' She released Mike and walked right up to them 'Come on put some handcuffs on you cowards!' The first policeman walked towards Her with the handcuffs his hands shaking as he had never seen a Woman of her size and power in his life. 'It's clear you don't want to put these handcuffs on me from the front. Would it be easier for you if I turned around?' She turned around with her back to him he walked towards her and nervously opened the handcuffs as he held her leather gloved hand. She moved with absolute deadly force being someone who could win every fight easily. She steadied her right foot off the floor and drove the heel of Her boot into his instep. He screamed with agony as she turned to the right and came up with her elbow catching him with deadly force in the jaw causing him to fall backwards. She turned around and executed a perfect left hook slamming into his jaw. He fell backwards bellowing in agony crashing against the wall. SMASSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! The other policeman came running towards her with his truncheon thinking he could catch her off guard. What a mistake he made! With lightning speed, she instantly twisted her body around bringing her all-powerful fist smashing hard into his chin. Blood and teeth came flying out as he went sailing backwards soon landing in a heap in the corner of the pub. God, she had enjoyed herself and it was so easy! Mike and Tina gazed at her in awe and admiration. They had never seen such fighting skills not even on television as they looked at the two police clutching their broken jaws groaning in agony roaring with pain. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! She walked up to Mike grabbing him by the neck again. 'Well Mike you see what I do to anyone who gets in my way? I can be very nasty as you can see. You will always do as I say wont you Mike?' 'YES, GODDESS RAAJAH She walked up to Tina who was shaking in terror of Her. I believe you called the Police didn't you Tina?' She was now sobbing in fear of the punishment that waited her from this mighty Ebony Domini. 'I'm so sorry!!' Tina fell on the floor crying hysterically like a little baby prostrating herself before her new Goddess 'HAVE MERCY ON ME A MISERABLE WRETCH ! 'PLEASE PLEASE GODDESS RAAJAH!' Any comments to Norseland@hotmail.com